'Irk sweet Irk' Chapter 11
Disclaimer: All of the peeps from earlier, yet Neil Diamond and *Nsync.
Author's Note: Well I'm back to work again! Sorry I've been getting my skool stuff ready so I really don't have a lot of time so here! ^.~
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What have I done now? Why does this feeling, this emotion, keep haunting me? I hate him, it is all his fault that I'm trapped here. Why oh Why? Do da n de da n dai. I'm so lonely...! Now where am I going?
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Zim was quietly looking out of the cockpit window. He had to think of some way to get away from Irk. The suit was not going to be the only way, he would need an escape route. He really didn't even know where the heck she was. He supposed he would have to figure this part of the plan out when he got there. He just hoped that fighting wasn't an option....
"Master?" G.I.R asked interrupting Zim's thoughts.
"Yes G.I.R.?" Zim answered reluctantly looking at the sad, sorry little excuse for a robot.
"I hear singing!" G.I.R. cried happily as he jumped off of his chair to the floor.
"What do you mean singing?" Zim retorted to G.I.R. at the impossible proposition.
G.I.R. put his paw to his mouth signaling quite. He skipped over to the wall where he must of heard the singing. Pressing his ear to the wall he smiled a very wide smile. He waved his paw at Zim and started to hum along to the song he was hearing. Zim came up next to G.I.R. putting the voot runner on auto pilot. He pressed his antennas against the purple wall. His antennas quickly perked up, G.I.R. was right somebody or something was singing! It didn't sound like anything familiar though...
"Come they told me, pah rah pah pah pum. Are new born king to see, pah rah pah pah pum. Are finest gifts we bring, pah rah pah pah pum. To lay before king, pah rah...!"
Zim then realized the voice and had shot a hole through the wall with his laser, "You son of a...!?" Zim was quickly interrupted by something heavy falling on top of him.
He looked up seeing that it was a black haired human female! It can't be....Zim thought.
"JINGLE BELLS!" Dim screamed as she ran in circles, " Zim smells, Gaz laid an egg!"
G.I.R. joined Dim and the singer, Dib, laughed hysterically. Zim scowled at the females stupid song.
"THAT IS NOT FUNNY!" Zim yelled.
Dim fell down and rolled over on her side next to Dib, "Yes it is! I made it up myself!" Dim smiled, but stopped when all three of them looked at her funny.
"Are you sick?" Dib asked as he put his hand on her forehead.
"Not anymore!" She said happily hugging him.
Dib took her by the arms and held her in front of him, "Why is your hair black? And what the heck is with the English accent?"
Dim smiled awkwardly and flipped her ponytail, "I have found the era in my ways! I have recalled my ancestors, and, and...I ATE ICE CREAM!"
"That explains a lot of things...You sound like Zem though. In a strange way..." Dim was now looking at Zim who looked like he was going to rip his antennas out of his head. Dib soon did the same.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" Zim screamed his face turning a light purple, "WHAT DO YOU TO THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE?!" Zim was staring at Dib who had arisen to his feet, " WELL?"
"Well...um...I came to help my sister. Of course." He had hesitated to answer and apparently Zim hadn't bought it.
"Is that your final answer?" Zim asked a little calmer.
"Uh...N...Yeah." Dib smiled crookedly.
"Wrongo!" Zim yelled, "You just came so you could catch aliens! Am I right?"
Dib was silent as Zim turned towards Dim, "And you?"
"Huh? What? Where am I?" Dim shook her head and held onto it, "Owies!"
"HA HA! I came with you Master!" G.I.R. cried jumping on Zim's head.
"I know that G.I.R...." Zim fell back into his drivers chair and turned the voot runner off of auto pilot, "It's too late to turn around now. Sit down and be quite."
Dib fell to the floor and looked at Dim who was very confused and pulling her black ponytail.
"Tallest help me...I take that back. Don't." All of a sudden the computer started to flash and Zim looked out the window, "It's Irk! We're finally here!"
All five of them stood up and looked out of the cockpit window at the approaching red planet.
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Zim stood on the metal balcony over looking the light purple oval shaped room. He cracked an evil grin, and took out a steel controller. He pressed the only button on it, a large blue square button. The ceiling split open and a creature attached to three chains was suspended over the arena. It was moving around trying to get free. The chains dragged the creature to the ground and it stooped moving around. It stood up and looked straight at the over hanging balcony.
"Nice to see you again Gaz..." Zim laughed evilly, "You have a little task to complete today."
"What now? I'm tired. Not to mention that I'm sick of you." She sighed playing with the chains attached to both of her wrists and her neck.
"You want to go home?" Zim asked as he twirled the control on his index finger.
Gaz looked up very quickly, "I'll do anything! What's the catch?"
Zim smirked, "Glad you asked...You have to play a video game."
"HA! I'll be home in time for dinner!" She laughed jumping.
Zim grinned, "It's not so simple. The control panel itself is ten feet long. Same with the screen." He watched Gaz almost fall over, "You must beat the game by jumping on the keys. With the chains and all."
"What if I don't?" She asked.
"Don't win? Oh, well then dear I guess your stuck here. I mean I'm sure it would be nice to leave, without that whole surgery thing. I see your already dressed for the ceremony." Zim pointed at Gaz's gray hospital frock.
"Okay. If I win I go home. No surgery and your gone right?" She asked trying to get things straight.
"Si innamorato." He smiled. Yes sweetheart.
"I'm going to win." Gaz said as the chains lifted her into the air once again.
"If you think you're going to win you definitely need the surgery." Zim laughed as he pressed a large green circle shaped button on the rail of the balcony.
The floor opened and Gaz looked to see this video game. It was definitely something you wouldn't miss. It came right out of the hole laying on the floor as it closed. It was none other then a very large Gameslave, painted blood red. It opened quickly smacking Gaz's feet. She then lost her altitude falling right on top of the keys. The chains where still attached to her disadvantage. She looked up at Zim who hit his forehead.
"Press start." He yelled slowly.
Gaz mumbled something under her breath as she stomped on the 'start' button. She looked up at the screen to see the title, ' Doppio Fato Dragos'. She quickly was engrossed in the foreign game jumping and sprinting to other keys. It was easy at first, then she heard Zim drop a coin into something. The screen flashed a bright orange and she now understood why Zim thought she wouldn't win....
Zim smiled menacingly, "Game over, game. The game is over. Game over, game. You lose!" He laughed as he watched Gaz jump and miss the key she had been aiming for, "Invincible is what you think you are, but you're just so typical. Though you think that you're a star. You act like everyone revolves around you. Baby, you dropped the ball, and now the game is through. 'Cause you tried to play both sides. You got caught up in you're lies, and now you're running, you're running out of time!"
Gaz looked towards the left corner of the screen. To see none other then a timer! She only had two minutes and seventy one seconds left to win!
Zim laughed, "You played yourself Game over, game But did you did you think that you could really find love from someone else? You're making moves, you're gonna' lose, you know. You played yourself Game over, game And now you're thinkin', thinkin' you can get one by me. But you'll never win, but you'll never win. Try again 'cause the game is over. The game is over."
Gaz stopped jumping to look proudly at the screen as it showed the second level appearing. Zim snorted,
"Take it personal 'cause I did when you cheated on me. You may be beautiful but there's more that the eye can't see. You're so predictable, the way you calculate each move. Heads I win, tails you lose because you don't have the right to chose." Zim watched as Gaz's dragon in the game got hit by the opponents dragon, "'Cause you tried to play both sides. You got caught up in your lies, and now you're running, you're running out of time."
Gaz let out a scream as her dragon retreated from the battle. Zim laughed menacingly as Gaz's wail echoed throughout the arena.
"You played yourself Game over, game But did you did you think that you could really find love from someone else? You're making moves, you're gonna' lose, you know. You played yourself Game over, game And now you're thinkin', thinkin' you can get one by me. But you'll never win, but you'll never win. Try again 'cause the game is over. The game is over."
Gaz all of a sudden was back into the game and on the fourth level. The last one. Zim backed up and quickly tried to think up some way to keep her from winning. He was trying to find the controller when Purple walked up to the edge of the balcony. He looked down at poor Gaz as she kept getting strangled by the chain around her neck. He looked to see Zim singing with a lot of force, clutching the controller.
"How could you think that you could do me like that? Running behind my back. How could you do me like that? Now the game is over. How could you think that you could do me like that? Now the game is over. How could you think that you could do me like that? Do me like that, DO ME LIKE THAT?"
Zim hurled the controller straight at Gaz hitting her in the back. She screamed so loud that Purple thought that the glass door behind him was going to shatter. He had hit Gaz in the same place where she had been hit with the laser. Zim was now throwing his head back and laughing maliciously.
"You played yourself Game over, game But did you did you think that you could really find love from someone else? You're making moves, you're gonna' lose, you know. You played yourself Game over, game And now you're thinkin', thinkin' you can get one by me. But you'll never win, but you'll never win. Try again 'cause the game is over. The game is over."
Purple was speechless as Gaz fell to the ground. He looked at Zim and frowned, Red has created a monster...He thought as he floated to the ground and picked up Gaz's head. She was still alive, but the wound had opened again.
Wha...? Where? Oh, it was him again? Why does he continue to hurt me like this? One day he's confessing his love to me the next day he's locking me up in a tube! That Irken can't be my Zim. He would never do this to me.....
"You played yourself Game over, game But did you did you think that you could really find love from someone else? You're making moves, you're gonna' lose, you know. You played yourself Game over, game And now you're thinkin', thinkin' you can get one by me. But you'll never win, but you'll never win. Try again 'cause the game is over. The game is over."
Then a robotic voice said, " GAME OVER...."
I lost...Now what? Wait...That voice it was a robot! I think I...OH MY GOD! THAT RED STRIPE! Zim never had a red stripe right down the middle of his head! And why would he sing such a ridiculous song? I never cheated on...! That's not......!?!?
"Gaz, are you okay?" Gaz woke up to see Purple looking into her eyes in her prison cell.
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He he.....Confusing yes? See ya' later! ^.~
