'Irk Sweet Irk' chapter 12
Disclaimer: All of the usual! No songs today...BOOHOO!
Author's note: I just want to say some stuff about the tragedy on Tuesday, number one, it was horrible. I don't know what type of horrible stinkbeast would do such a thing, but they where nutz. My prayers are with all of the people who lost loved ones on Fanfiction.net. I'm terribly sorry. Now to the business! I'm writing a new story! Full of lovely dovey antics, yet guess what? It's not a ZAGR! HA! I trick you! This story will be about Zem, and...people. This story is a lot more humorous, meaning no one's gonna' get kidnapped. It's called "From Irk to Italy" Look out for this pathetic excuse for a story! Well, on with this story... ^.~
*~*~*~* A big hotel type building! *~*~*~*
It was snowing lightly on the small city. It was very peaceful and quite except for room number 47in the hotel down the street. There was strange foreign music blasting from it, and yelling that you could hear over the blaring sound.
"ZEM! TURN THAT RACKET DOWN!" A blonde girl with an Australian accent yelled throwing a pillow at the navy blue haired girl.
"Oh Sarah! You are such a silly! I always listened to music this loud in Italy on a holiday!" Zem giggled in her thick accent.
A blonde short haired boy walked over to the stereo and shut off the blaring music, "Zem, sweetheart, we're not in Italy anymore we're in this dirty town. Sarah, Joe, Tracey, and I would like to get some sleep. Besides how is Santa Clause supposed to come if you're still awake?" Livio asked his little sister as the other members of ATC thanked him for shutting off the ridiculous music.
"You killed Daft Punk. YOU AND I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE RELATED! HOW DARE YOU, YOU...." Zem was interrupted by herself, "Did you say Santa Cloose?"
"Yes Zem. Santa Clause. He comes at dodici IN THE NIGHT!" Livio yelled pointing at the clock.
"Santa Cloose...He hasn't visited me since I was a little bambino. Before Mommie and Daddie disappeared. Did you make him come back because you came to find me?" Zem asked Livio all big eyed her pigtails aloft.
"Yeah, sure whatever..." Livio retorted turning around to go back to sleep.
"Santa Cloose! Santa Cloose! Santa, Santa, Santa Cloose!" Zem sang jumping on her bed.
"Okay... Just get some sleep. Please Zem..." Livio begged.
"Yeah Zem, just go to sleep so it'll be Christmas sooner." Joe told her as he jumped into his bed.
"OK! I'll go to sleep! Gonna get some presents!" Zem fell down onto her bed near the balcony and hugged a little purple dragon.
"Goodnight little Zem." Tracey said shutting off the light.
"Notte dudes!" Zem yawned as the girl and the band drifted off into peaceful slumber.
*~*~*~* About 3 hours later 3:00 AM *~*~*~*
Zem woke up with a frightening jerk in the middle of her dream. She looked around the room to see if anyone had awoken only to find the room desolate. She hugged her dragon tighter and pulled the covers over her head. She was sucking her thumb trying to put herself back to sleep when the whole room lit up with light. Zem screamed and popped out of the covers to see ATC awake as well this time.
Zem jumped out of her bed and ran over with Livio, whom was just staring out the balcony window blankly. Zem looking worried looked out the window as well and she dropped her purple dragon. The sky was a bright flame red and the stars were not visible, except for one. Livio grabbed Zem and held her closer as the sky turned completely orange.
"What's happening Livio?" Zem asked her brother as he stared outside.
"I don't know Zem, I just don't know." Livio stood up and walked over to the nightstand.
He picked up the phone and dialed 911. He waited impatiently as the phone ringed, when finally someone answered.
"Ciao!" The voice said over the phone.
"Hello?" Livio asked confused by the person on the other end.
"Chi parla?" The high pitched voice asked.
"Um. Do you speak English?" Livio asked the strange being on the other end of the phone.
"IEEEEIEEEEEIEEEEEEEEEIEEEEEIEEEEEIEEEIEEEEIEEEIEEEIEEEIEEE!" The person screamed into the phone and hung up.
"What the? Was that some type of battle cry?" Livio asked himself aloud.
"What's going on? I'm scared." Sarah said as Tracey locked the doors.
"Maybe the sun is going to explode." Joe suggested.
"I hope not." Zem mumbled to her dragon.
The four of them sat there for a little while watching the scene outside change rapidly. Joe then grabbed the phone to call 911 again. He waited for someone to pick up, but all of a sudden the phone stooped ringing. Joe heard all of the others scream and where staring at the door. Joe looked up and dropped the phone, whose cord had been cut in half.
In the doorway was a very tall dark figure holding something shiny. The members of ATC quickly retreated to the back of the room, but Zem stood up and walked over to the strange figure. Zem flipped the light switch revealing non-other then Red. To bad our foreign friends don't know who Red is. Zem took one look at his red outfit and smiled a large wide smile.
"YOU'RE SANTA CLOOSE!" Zem screamed pointing at the red alien.
"Um..." Red had a sweat drop on the back of his head and his antennas fell down a little.
"You are Santa Cloose right?" Zem asked.
Red had no idea what this human was talking about so he just stood there.
"Where are my presents?" Zem demanded looking at Red for a sack.
"I don't know what you're..." but before Red could finish Zem grabbed his laser.
"Oh! It's so preetty!" Zem said holding it, "Thank you Santa Cloose!"
"Oh no you don't..." Red lunged for the child but missed as she skipped away from him towards her brother.
"Look Livio! Isn't it neat?" Zem asked looking at the trigger, "Oh...What happens if you..." Zem pulled the trigger sending a laser straight through the balcony window.
The glass shattered and Zem looked at the laser with disbelief, "Wow!"
Red came over to her and snatched the laser out of her hands, "Don't play with that!"
Santa Cloose doesn't like me..." Zem sobbed.
"Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think that's Santa Clause Zem." Joe managed to whisper, terrified by the tall figure.
Red was turning a bright shade of purple across his face as he stared at the young teenager, "I do not know of whom you speak of wretched female. I am Allmighty Tallest Red, king of the Irken empire. Well one of them anyway I am here to conquer your stupid little planet and do...BAD STUFF!"
"Where's Irk Mr. Red guy?" Zem asked.
"SILENCE!" Red yelled.
Red smiled maliciously and stared at the four quivering humans, "Time for some doom..."
*~*~*~* Outside somewhere *~*~*~*
"Look up in the sky!" A little girl yelled pointing at the orange sky.
A huge object was floating above the small town. It was the 'Massive'. A large cannon pointed out of the bottom of the ship, and you can only imagine this part....
Incoming Transmission...
Pilot Maestoso: Red, come in Red...
Allmighty Tallest Red: This is Red speaking.
Pilot Maestoso: We have an urgent message sir...
Allmighty Tallest Red: Yes, what is it?
Pilot Maestoso: Invader Zim is not at his base sir.
Allmighty Tallest Red: What do you mean he's not at his base?
Pilot Maestoso: His voot runner is gone and no one appears to be living in the area sir.
Allmighty Tallest Red: I'll send a transmission to Irk. 10-4
Pilot Maestoso: 10-4 Over and out.
Allmighty Tallest Red: Z2? Z2, come in.
Z2: Yes master this is Z2 speaking.
Allmighty Tallest Red: Is everything running smoothly over there?
Z2: Yes sir. Except for Purple. He's taking the side of that human girl.
Allmighty Tallest Red: Don't worry you know how to take care of that.
Z2: Yes, but that girl. I think she's on to me...
Allmighty Tallest Red: What? About you being a clone?
Z2: Yes. It's this stupid stripe.
Allmighty Tallest Red: It doesn't matter. She'll be on our side pretty soon.
Z2: Alright then.
Allmighty Tallest Red: Pilot Maestoso just told me that the real Zim isn't at his base.
Z2: Should I be on guard?
Allmighty Tallest Red: Yeah.
Z2: What do I do if he interferes with our plan?
Allmighty Tallest Red: Destroy him. 10-4
Z2: 10-4 Over and out.
*~*~*~* To be continued *~*~*~*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Irkens are invading! See ya' ^.~
