Irk Sweet Irk #13
Disclaimer: Same as before, and Lifehouse.
Author's note: Man. I wish my story was on the first page again, more people would read it. Thank you loyal readers! You are the greatest of the great! Anyway. No really new news, hey look Nick listened to us they put on a new episode! That one ruled! Um. Here's the deal on requested songs. Can't do em' all. Sorry. The only song I'm going to use out of the ones I've listened to is ' Drops of Jupiter' considering it works SO well. Hey the LFO song is great! I just couldn't find a place to put it. Ok, also the song introduced in this chapter will be in almost every chapter here after. You know how Movies always have one song that sums up the whole thing? I do too. This song started it all. Ok. I can't think of anything to say so here we go!!!!!!!!!
*~*~*~* Zim's voot runner same place were we left off *~*~*~*
Zim stopped looking out of the cockpit window and went back to the important task of driving the voot runner. He had never felt so confused...He was longing to go find Gaz, even cause problems for Red and Purple. Then again there was the horrible feeling of fear washing over him. He was afraid of what Red and Purple did to her. Why did the Almighty Red and Purple want an ordinary human girl? What if she was...dead.
Zim shook off the burden that she could have passed without knowing and went back to his driving. Then another thought crossed his mind. The A.T.C.. Could it have made Red and Purple think that she was really born to fly and glow like that. Oh no...Zim was interrupted by the beeping of his voot runner. He touched a fairly large purple button and a huge hologram popped out of the dash board. A large sphere shaped picture was in front of him as the other occupants of the runner looked over his shoulder curiously.
"Dat Irk?" Dib asked looking at the hologram of the planet.
"Yeah." Zim replied bluntly.
"So...Where are we landing?" Dib asked trying to get Zim out of his unhealthy slump.
"I really don't know to tell you the truth. She could be anywhere." Zim answered suddenly realizing that he had no idea where he was going.
Dim shook her head and smirked a little, "Well, for starters where do Red and Purple reside?"
Zim hit his head, "Right...Thank...you." Those words came out like his lips had been pasted together, "The capital city of Irk. Aviationa. They do live there it is also home to many training grounds and labs."
Zim was planning to find her exact coordinates so he touched the sphere where he thought Aviationa was located. With luck, he had found it. The hologram showed up as a city, a strange one. There where many tall buildings; square, round, triangular, every shape you could think of. Dib looked at the buildings shaped like upside down pyramids and looked at Zim.
"How do the buildings stay up like that?" Dib asked amazed.
"Irks gravitational pull is much less than Earths. Look at me for instance." Zim stood up in front of Dib and Dib blinked a couple times.
"You're much taller..." Dib said, "Will I..."
"Depends on how long we're hear. Probably won't though." Zim sat back down and looked carefully at the city.
"What's that building?" Dim asked pointing at a large dome in the middle of the city.
"Hm. The Tallest's lab..." Zim touched that hologram as well.
The lab popped up instead of the city and Irk. A lot of Irken symbols where next to the picture and Zim was reading them intently, "Well she's here. I know it. This lab is where the Tallest keep all of the aliens and experiment on them. This is the logical place to were she could be hiding, or more so where they have taken her."
"What type of experiments are we talking about?" Dib asked a little worried.
"Oh, they observe them. Kind of like a documentary video in simple terms. Also before I left, Irk was implanting some organ into alien bodies to make them spies. They would spy on there own species and report back to the tallest...I can't remember what that organ was though, except that when they replaced it, it took over the host's body. Also if you're interested Irken children are made here." Zim said as he read the Irkan words.
"Made? Like a clone or something?" Dib asked.
"No. Just like they would normally be produced just without the whole 'parents' thing. I was made there. Irkens are usually so busy training that they never have time to fall in love and start a family..." Zim stopped talking and clicked on the dome again showing the inside of the lab.
Dim getting very bored with the conversation Since Zim had retreated to his silent mode once again walked over to the compartment which Dib had been staying in. She saw the hole in replacement of a door and shook her head. Crawling into the little compartment, considering the ceiling was too low to stand up, she looked out of a little window. She couldn't see Earth anymore it was gone, or so it seemed. Her parents would be worried, she knew it.
"Dim like da stars?" She heard G.I.R. ask as he walked up to her with P.I.R. next to him.
"Yeah, I do G.I.R.. Hi girl, I'm sorry you where sent on this horrible mission as well." She sighed petting P.I.R.'s head.
"I don't mind." P.I.R. cooed as she rubbed her arched back against Dim's cheek.
"So you do talk?" Dim asked her cat.
"Of course! All us S.I.R.'s talk! We have to in order to maintain a mission." P.I.R. said smiling.
"You? A S.I.R.? From this planet?" Dim asked bewildered.
"First S.I.R. ever made to be exact. A failure. They threw me down to Earth because I was so bad." P.I.R. smirked and looked at G.I.R., "Guess they do that to all S.I.R. models who are bad huh?"
"Maybe..." Dim started but was quickly interrupted by a crack from the cockpit.
"Oh crap!" She heard Zim yell as another crack was heard.
Dim turned around to look at what was going on. She saw Zim pulling on a bunch of levers and Dib was running around pressing the buttons that Zim was telling him to press. Dim crawled out of the little compartment and ran over to Dib.
"What's going on?" Dim asked worried.
"Look at the window!" He yelled.
Dim looked at the glass window only to see that it was cracking. She watched as Zim retreated from pulling all of his levers and ran into the compartment. Dib stopped pressing buttons as well and walked over to the entrance of the compartment. Zim quickly ran back out holding G.I.R. and P.I.R. under one arm and two helmets in another. He handed the helmets to Dim and Dib and also handed P.I.R. to Dim.
"Don't the S.I.R.'s need a helmet?" Dim asked worried for P.I.R.'s safety.
"No." He answered quickly as he grabbed a backpack.
"What are we going to do?" Dib asked as the glass started to crack even worse.
"Crash." Zim said simply as he pressed a button underneath the hologram.
~*# Preparare per immediato sbarco #*~
"What did your computer just say?" Dib asked a little scared.
"Hm? Oh, 'Prepare for immediate landing.'" Zim scowled as he pressed a button on the side of Dim's helmet.
He walked over to Dib and did the same as a rush of cold wind came from the depths of the helmet. Zim kicked a lever next to him and did a handstand. Dib and Dim just stared as Zim pressed his feet against the ceiling. He back flipped onto his feet wearing a pair of purple boots. He closed his eyes and a little pink bubble formed around his head. It became invisible soon after.
A bunch of red lights started to flash and the computer yelled in the Irken language. The window shattered the glass floating in midair, you'd think Zim, Dib, and Dim would float right? Nope. The ship went hurtling towards the purple striped red planet. Dim grabbed Dib's hand as Zim held on tightly to G.I.R.. It ended in a few seconds with a fiery explosion on Irk's surface.
Dib and Dim where thrown out of the ship with the impact of the crash. Dib opened eyes and smiled seeing Dim was okay. He looked around for Zim though.
"ZIM!" Dib yelled looking at the ball of fire on the ground.
"Oh no..." Dim whispered as she ran up to the fire.
"Oh man. That was hot..." Dib and Dim looked to there right to see Zim crawling out of the fiery ball holding G.I.R..
"Oh Zim you're ok." Dim sighed hugging P.I.R..
"Yeah *cough* I'm alright *cough* *cough*." Zim stood up and dropped G.I.R. on the ground.
Dib turned around to see where they had landed. His jaw dropped open as he looked at the tallest buildings he had ever seen.
"Is this?" Dib asked.
"Yep. Aviationa. It looks like we're right in front of a technical institute. Probably I'd say about three miles away from the lab. So we better get moving before the sun goes away." Zim said pointing at a bright blue object in the sky.
"Doesn't this city have electricity, oh advanced species?" Dib asked smugly.
"Of course, it's not the dark I'm worried about. It's the Irken's we might meet." Zim, came up to Dib and ripped off his helmet.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU ALIEN SCU...? I can breath." Dib asked as he smelled the air.
"For a little while then you must put that helmet back on for at least an hour. Dim take yours off." Zim's pink helmet became visible again but only to disappear once more.
Zim started to walk onto a sidewalk and quickly turned around to make sure everyone was following. They where so he kept walking, then he realized something.
"You two don't have a disguise do you?" Zim asked as he looked at the two humans.
"No, Isn't that your job?" Dib asked looking around to make sure no Irken's had seen them.
"Right. I have paint which you both can use, and one of you can have antennas the other can have a backpack." Zim said as he pulled the mentioned contents out of his bag.
"I WANT THE ANTENNAS!" Dim yelled running over to Zim grabbing the headband with simple springs wrapped in black felt.
"Guess I get the backpack then." Dib said as he placed the silver package over his back.
Zim wasn't too happy about giving the objects away and frowned as Dim and Dib used the paint. Those where supposed to be used to get Gaz off this horrible stink plant. The paint would still be there, and the Irken dress code, but she needed the antennas. Well then I'll just take the backpack from Dib and trade it with Dim for the antennas. Then I'll give the antennas to Gaz and let Dib die. Good plan. Zim smirked as he walked away from the humans.
"HEY WAIT UP!" Dib yelled as he ran up next to Zim his face a green mess.
"You two must be artist." Zim smiled as he looked at Dim's face, "You have paint up your nose."
Dim sneezed and started to wipe the paint off with her trench coat. Dib and Zim made disgusted faces and turned back around. Zim and the crew walked for about three hours passing every strange Irken in the world. Most of them came straight up to Dim and pulled her antennas. The others just picked on Zim and made fun of his stupidity of thinking that G.I.R. was advanced and going to Earth.
Zim ignored the remarks and Dim kicked their shins. Dib was never questioned, which Zim thought was very odd, since Dib had no antennas. It was just getting dark when Zim, Dib, Dim, G.I.R., and P.I.R. reached the giant black shadow of the dome. Zim was about to turn around when he realized that he was probably going to die. Dim grabbed his shoulder and turned him around she smiled and walked away.
"This the right place?" Dib asked.
"Yeah. I wish I never had to come here." Zim's eyes suddenly widened, "We can't escape...The voot runner it's been destroyed. How?"
"We'll think of something." Dim smiled as she approached the dome.
As Zim watched the humans approached the dome and he swallowed a huge ball of saliva, "Here I go." Zim followed Dim and Dib as they entered the forbidden area.
Desperate for changing, starving for truth, closer to where I started chasing after you....
*~*~*~* To be Continued *~*~*
Wow! I done! Let us move on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.~
