Max's story. Chapter 1.
`How I met that fat dick named Max.'
My Feraligatr had just wiped out Ash's last Pokemon, the gay-bo and lame-o Snorlax, Who I like to call… Snorlaxative the Fat. I got my cash and got out. Soon I decided to go to the Daycare center to see how my soon-to-be born Misdreavous with Destiny Bond, was going. Just outside, I was challenged by a kid.
"Come on, LET'S FIGHT, DUDE!" he said. I replied with: "Ok. You look like a newie, so I'll go easy on ya. Gooo…MAGIKARP!!" He hee…He sure got his arse whooped…For it was L:40 and none of his Pokemon was over L:25! I ended with "You suck to the land of fuck. Tell ya what, for I'm the Pokemon master `round `ere, I'll help you. You reckon that's a good idea? But first, what's your name?" "Max."
And that's how I met him.
He also sucks to hell…still.
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