Behind the Scenes: X the Movie
(Or Why Nataku Wasn't Killed By Fuuma)
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By Ruri-chan (Rinoa_Leonhart324@hotmail.com)
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Nataku: *has Karen read script to it* ... DADDY KILLS ME!? O_O
Karen: *soothingly* It seems that way..
Nataku: Otou-sama doesn't love me anymore??
Karen: Erm.. Oh look there's Aoki! *scurries off*
Nataku: ;-; *walks over to Fuuma who is having a calm conversation with Sei over S/M* Dad.
Fuuma: (thinks) ~That is so creepy when he does that.. .~ Erm..Hai, Kazuki??
Nataku: You kill me..? *eyes wobble all anime style*
Fuuma: (thinks) ~That's even creepier..*cough*~ Guess so. No hard feelings though.. .
Nataku: YOU NO LOVE ME ANYMORE?!
Fuuma: . (thinks) ~Oh Lord...~ *glances to Sei for help but he seems caught up in a fantasy* *sweatdrops* Well..you see... how about this we go to Ueno Park and Sei let's ya play
on that BIG sakura..
Seishirou: *snaps out of fantasy of bondage* LIKE HELL!
Fuuma: -.-;; You wanna argue with me one-eye?
*Seishirou and Fuuma have a little showdown..*
Nataku: *utterly oblivious* *suddenly comprehends what Fuuma says* I GETTA PLAY ON TREE!
And make fun flower hats for everyone!! ^_^
Sorata: ...And I thought me and Yuzuriha were the frightenly cheerful bunch.. .
*Sei and Fuuma still in showdown*
Nataku: Flowers flowers flowers.. just like the flowers I used to run into.. before I died..
Sorata: But you are um..standing right here so you didn't really...
Nataku: I DID TOO DIE!
Everyone but Sei and Fuuma: *sweatdrop*
Director: Um.. *enters room* What's going on?
Nataku: DIRECTOR-SAN! TREE! FLOWERS! FUN! Yeeeeeee!
Fuuma: -.-;; Um..Kazuki-chan you are ruining the .. moment between Sei and myself..
Nataku: o.o;; Oh.. I thought Sei-san..
Seishirou: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT YOU BLEACHED BIMBO!
Nataku: ;-; N-Nani.. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it is an insult.. OTOUSAMA!
Sorata: You know we could always tie both Subaru and Kamui up and give them to those two as gifts
to break them up.. but..
Karen: This is far more interesting!
Director: Um..what is goin-..
Fuuma: Don't talk to my child that way! (thinks) ~Never thought I would say that one.. .~
Nataku: Hai! *waves the ribbon around*
Fuuma: -.-;; Kazuki I don't need your support now..
Nataku: Oh.. okay.. ;-;
Fuuma: Don't cry Kazuki remember I'm going to take you to that BIG sakura tree!
Seishirou: I NEVER AGREED TO THAT YOU PEDOPHILE!
Fuuma: -.-;; Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
*Subaru and Kamui enter looking confused*
Kamui: Erm.. ..
Subaru: Ever just wish you had a normal boyfriend...
Kamui: Hai..
Sorata: Glad you guys can make it. Sit down.
*All Ten no Ryu and Chi no Ryuu (who aren't in little showdown that is) are sitting in lawn chairs*
Kamui: ..How did this come about anyways? *sits down*
Karen: Nataku or Kazuki..whatever..found out in this movie Fuuma or Kamui.. whatever..kills him..
By the way, what is up with all the Chi no Ryuu having two names! I don't have two names!
Sorata: Eh? Isn't it just Nataku and Fuuma?
Karen: No. Remember.. Seishirou Sakurazuka and Seishirou Sakurazukamori..
Yuzuriha: Does that even count?
Satsuki: Beast says it does. Beast is always right...
Fuuma: AND ANOTHER THING YOUR GLASS EYE IS A CHEAP PLASTIC BALL!
Seishirou: OH NOW YOU GONE AND SAID IT!
*Seishiro smacks Fuuma repeatedly with the plastic concrete left behind after the "fight" scene*
Fuuma: X_x;; *wamps Seishirou with empty lawn chair (Subaru didn't sit down yet.. .)*
Seishirou: OW! *PoP* OH SHIT! MY EYE FELL OUT! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW!
Subaru: *utterly speechless*
Director: *backing away toward the exit*
Nataku: WHAT ABOUT SEI-SAN'S TREE!
Seishirou: DON'T CALL ME SEI-SAN!
Nataku: Oh right it's.. erm.. Sakura-moki..zoka! ^_^ Ne?
Seishirou: *eye twitch* When I find my glass eye you are going to never seen sunlight again..Kazuki..
Nataku: O.O;; OTOUSAMA! *hides behind Fuuma*
Fuuma: Now you see this is what happens to OLD people when they don't take their vitamins..
Seishirou: -.-;; I see my tree shall have two new visitors.. *looks for eye*
Fuuma: -.-;; Just agree to let Kazuki play on the tree..
Seishirou: THAT TREE IS SPECIAL!
Subaru: ;-; It has Nii-san in it..
Fuuma: . R-iiiiiii-ght. Just let him play on it what harm could he do?
Seishirou: Break a branch.
Fuuma: -.-;; Branches grow back twit.
Seishirou: -.-;; Uproot all those corpses..
Yuzuriha: . That sounds kinda gross actually..
Satsuki: Beast says there is a 56% Seishirou will agree..and a.. 34% he'll find his eye..
Seishirou: I wonder if my tree can handle machines too.. .
Subaru: ... I have no where to sit.. .
Nataku: So I can play on Tree-san?
Fuuma: Yes.
Seishirou: HELL NO!
Subaru: I wonder if I could use that bucket..nah doesn't look very comfortable..
Kamui: Subaru you can sit here..
Seishirou: ...Kamui I shall kill you as well..
Kamui: O.O;;
Fuuma: -.-;; Like hell.. He's mine to kill.
Kamui: -.-;; You think that's gonna make me happy?
Fuuma: Yes. ^_^
Nataku: So no Tree-san?
Fuuma: What? Oh yes you can.
Nataku: Can I bring a toy with me?
Seishirou: GODDAMNIT IT IS NOT A CHILD'S PLAY THING!
Nataku: But it looks so fun. Pretty flowers..^_^
Fuuma: Yeah you heard him pretty flowers.
Satsuki: They are rather lovely. For a nature thing that is.
Kamui: I hate to admit but yeah they are pretty.
Yuzuriha: SAKURAAAAS!
Sorata: Yeah you can make great flower hats with them.. ^.^
Seishirou: *eye twitch* NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE! *stands up* *starts to walk* *CRACK*
O_O;;
Nataku: What was that?
Fuuma: Seishirou's eye.. .
Nataku: Poor eye-san.
Director: HOLD EVERYTHING!
*Everyone turns attention toward Director*
Director: *cough* How about Aoki kills Nataku?
Fuuma: Works for me.
Nataku: Yeah! Daddy doesn't hurt me! Does that mean no Tree-san?
Seishirou: ;-; My eye.. my eye...
Subaru: I'll buy you another one Seishirou-san.. *blush*
Kamui: *growl*
Fuuma: ^_^ *gropes Kamui*
Kamui: O.O;;
Nataku: I'm going to go bother Kakyou-san!
*Nataku leaves*
Karen: ...Poor Kakyou.. And he can't walk away from Nataku...
-End-
Disclaimer: X/1999 and everything doesn't belong to me. The story does.. . Oh P-chan helped me along with Marina! That's it bye!
P.S. Yes I do love Nataku..
(Or Why Nataku Wasn't Killed By Fuuma)
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By Ruri-chan (Rinoa_Leonhart324@hotmail.com)
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Nataku: *has Karen read script to it* ... DADDY KILLS ME!? O_O
Karen: *soothingly* It seems that way..
Nataku: Otou-sama doesn't love me anymore??
Karen: Erm.. Oh look there's Aoki! *scurries off*
Nataku: ;-; *walks over to Fuuma who is having a calm conversation with Sei over S/M* Dad.
Fuuma: (thinks) ~That is so creepy when he does that.. .~ Erm..Hai, Kazuki??
Nataku: You kill me..? *eyes wobble all anime style*
Fuuma: (thinks) ~That's even creepier..*cough*~ Guess so. No hard feelings though.. .
Nataku: YOU NO LOVE ME ANYMORE?!
Fuuma: . (thinks) ~Oh Lord...~ *glances to Sei for help but he seems caught up in a fantasy* *sweatdrops* Well..you see... how about this we go to Ueno Park and Sei let's ya play
on that BIG sakura..
Seishirou: *snaps out of fantasy of bondage* LIKE HELL!
Fuuma: -.-;; You wanna argue with me one-eye?
*Seishirou and Fuuma have a little showdown..*
Nataku: *utterly oblivious* *suddenly comprehends what Fuuma says* I GETTA PLAY ON TREE!
And make fun flower hats for everyone!! ^_^
Sorata: ...And I thought me and Yuzuriha were the frightenly cheerful bunch.. .
*Sei and Fuuma still in showdown*
Nataku: Flowers flowers flowers.. just like the flowers I used to run into.. before I died..
Sorata: But you are um..standing right here so you didn't really...
Nataku: I DID TOO DIE!
Everyone but Sei and Fuuma: *sweatdrop*
Director: Um.. *enters room* What's going on?
Nataku: DIRECTOR-SAN! TREE! FLOWERS! FUN! Yeeeeeee!
Fuuma: -.-;; Um..Kazuki-chan you are ruining the .. moment between Sei and myself..
Nataku: o.o;; Oh.. I thought Sei-san..
Seishirou: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT YOU BLEACHED BIMBO!
Nataku: ;-; N-Nani.. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it is an insult.. OTOUSAMA!
Sorata: You know we could always tie both Subaru and Kamui up and give them to those two as gifts
to break them up.. but..
Karen: This is far more interesting!
Director: Um..what is goin-..
Fuuma: Don't talk to my child that way! (thinks) ~Never thought I would say that one.. .~
Nataku: Hai! *waves the ribbon around*
Fuuma: -.-;; Kazuki I don't need your support now..
Nataku: Oh.. okay.. ;-;
Fuuma: Don't cry Kazuki remember I'm going to take you to that BIG sakura tree!
Seishirou: I NEVER AGREED TO THAT YOU PEDOPHILE!
Fuuma: -.-;; Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
*Subaru and Kamui enter looking confused*
Kamui: Erm.. ..
Subaru: Ever just wish you had a normal boyfriend...
Kamui: Hai..
Sorata: Glad you guys can make it. Sit down.
*All Ten no Ryu and Chi no Ryuu (who aren't in little showdown that is) are sitting in lawn chairs*
Kamui: ..How did this come about anyways? *sits down*
Karen: Nataku or Kazuki..whatever..found out in this movie Fuuma or Kamui.. whatever..kills him..
By the way, what is up with all the Chi no Ryuu having two names! I don't have two names!
Sorata: Eh? Isn't it just Nataku and Fuuma?
Karen: No. Remember.. Seishirou Sakurazuka and Seishirou Sakurazukamori..
Yuzuriha: Does that even count?
Satsuki: Beast says it does. Beast is always right...
Fuuma: AND ANOTHER THING YOUR GLASS EYE IS A CHEAP PLASTIC BALL!
Seishirou: OH NOW YOU GONE AND SAID IT!
*Seishiro smacks Fuuma repeatedly with the plastic concrete left behind after the "fight" scene*
Fuuma: X_x;; *wamps Seishirou with empty lawn chair (Subaru didn't sit down yet.. .)*
Seishirou: OW! *PoP* OH SHIT! MY EYE FELL OUT! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW!
Subaru: *utterly speechless*
Director: *backing away toward the exit*
Nataku: WHAT ABOUT SEI-SAN'S TREE!
Seishirou: DON'T CALL ME SEI-SAN!
Nataku: Oh right it's.. erm.. Sakura-moki..zoka! ^_^ Ne?
Seishirou: *eye twitch* When I find my glass eye you are going to never seen sunlight again..Kazuki..
Nataku: O.O;; OTOUSAMA! *hides behind Fuuma*
Fuuma: Now you see this is what happens to OLD people when they don't take their vitamins..
Seishirou: -.-;; I see my tree shall have two new visitors.. *looks for eye*
Fuuma: -.-;; Just agree to let Kazuki play on the tree..
Seishirou: THAT TREE IS SPECIAL!
Subaru: ;-; It has Nii-san in it..
Fuuma: . R-iiiiiii-ght. Just let him play on it what harm could he do?
Seishirou: Break a branch.
Fuuma: -.-;; Branches grow back twit.
Seishirou: -.-;; Uproot all those corpses..
Yuzuriha: . That sounds kinda gross actually..
Satsuki: Beast says there is a 56% Seishirou will agree..and a.. 34% he'll find his eye..
Seishirou: I wonder if my tree can handle machines too.. .
Subaru: ... I have no where to sit.. .
Nataku: So I can play on Tree-san?
Fuuma: Yes.
Seishirou: HELL NO!
Subaru: I wonder if I could use that bucket..nah doesn't look very comfortable..
Kamui: Subaru you can sit here..
Seishirou: ...Kamui I shall kill you as well..
Kamui: O.O;;
Fuuma: -.-;; Like hell.. He's mine to kill.
Kamui: -.-;; You think that's gonna make me happy?
Fuuma: Yes. ^_^
Nataku: So no Tree-san?
Fuuma: What? Oh yes you can.
Nataku: Can I bring a toy with me?
Seishirou: GODDAMNIT IT IS NOT A CHILD'S PLAY THING!
Nataku: But it looks so fun. Pretty flowers..^_^
Fuuma: Yeah you heard him pretty flowers.
Satsuki: They are rather lovely. For a nature thing that is.
Kamui: I hate to admit but yeah they are pretty.
Yuzuriha: SAKURAAAAS!
Sorata: Yeah you can make great flower hats with them.. ^.^
Seishirou: *eye twitch* NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE! *stands up* *starts to walk* *CRACK*
O_O;;
Nataku: What was that?
Fuuma: Seishirou's eye.. .
Nataku: Poor eye-san.
Director: HOLD EVERYTHING!
*Everyone turns attention toward Director*
Director: *cough* How about Aoki kills Nataku?
Fuuma: Works for me.
Nataku: Yeah! Daddy doesn't hurt me! Does that mean no Tree-san?
Seishirou: ;-; My eye.. my eye...
Subaru: I'll buy you another one Seishirou-san.. *blush*
Kamui: *growl*
Fuuma: ^_^ *gropes Kamui*
Kamui: O.O;;
Nataku: I'm going to go bother Kakyou-san!
*Nataku leaves*
Karen: ...Poor Kakyou.. And he can't walk away from Nataku...
-End-
Disclaimer: X/1999 and everything doesn't belong to me. The story does.. . Oh P-chan helped me along with Marina! That's it bye!
P.S. Yes I do love Nataku..
