Behind the Scenes: X the Movie
(Or Why Nataku Wasn't Killed By Fuuma)
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By Ruri-chan (Rinoa_Leonhart324@hotmail.com)
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Nataku: *has Karen read script to it* ... DADDY KILLS ME!? O_O

Karen: *soothingly* It seems that way..

Nataku: Otou-sama doesn't love me anymore??

Karen: Erm.. Oh look there's Aoki! *scurries off*

Nataku: ;-; *walks over to Fuuma who is having a calm conversation with Sei over S/M* Dad.

Fuuma: (thinks) ~That is so creepy when he does that.. .~ Erm..Hai, Kazuki??

Nataku: You kill me..? *eyes wobble all anime style*

Fuuma: (thinks) ~That's even creepier..*cough*~ Guess so. No hard feelings though.. .

Nataku: YOU NO LOVE ME ANYMORE?!

Fuuma: . (thinks) ~Oh Lord...~ *glances to Sei for help but he seems caught up in a fantasy* *sweatdrops* Well..you see... how about this we go to Ueno Park and Sei let's ya play
on that BIG sakura..

Seishirou: *snaps out of fantasy of bondage* LIKE HELL!

Fuuma: -.-;; You wanna argue with me one-eye?

*Seishirou and Fuuma have a little showdown..*

Nataku: *utterly oblivious* *suddenly comprehends what Fuuma says* I GETTA PLAY ON TREE!
And make fun flower hats for everyone!! ^_^

Sorata: ...And I thought me and Yuzuriha were the frightenly cheerful bunch.. .

*Sei and Fuuma still in showdown*

Nataku: Flowers flowers flowers.. just like the flowers I used to run into.. before I died..

Sorata: But you are um..standing right here so you didn't really...

Nataku: I DID TOO DIE!

Everyone but Sei and Fuuma: *sweatdrop*

Director: Um.. *enters room* What's going on?

Nataku: DIRECTOR-SAN! TREE! FLOWERS! FUN! Yeeeeeee!

Fuuma: -.-;; Um..Kazuki-chan you are ruining the .. moment between Sei and myself..

Nataku: o.o;; Oh.. I thought Sei-san..

Seishirou: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT YOU BLEACHED BIMBO!

Nataku: ;-; N-Nani.. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it is an insult.. OTOUSAMA!

Sorata: You know we could always tie both Subaru and Kamui up and give them to those two as gifts
to break them up.. but..

Karen: This is far more interesting!

Director: Um..what is goin-..

Fuuma: Don't talk to my child that way! (thinks) ~Never thought I would say that one.. .~

Nataku: Hai! *waves the ribbon around*

Fuuma: -.-;; Kazuki I don't need your support now..

Nataku: Oh.. okay.. ;-;

Fuuma: Don't cry Kazuki remember I'm going to take you to that BIG sakura tree!

Seishirou: I NEVER AGREED TO THAT YOU PEDOPHILE!

Fuuma: -.-;; Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?

*Subaru and Kamui enter looking confused*

Kamui: Erm.. ..

Subaru: Ever just wish you had a normal boyfriend...

Kamui: Hai..

Sorata: Glad you guys can make it. Sit down.

*All Ten no Ryu and Chi no Ryuu (who aren't in little showdown that is) are sitting in lawn chairs*

Kamui: ..How did this come about anyways? *sits down*

Karen: Nataku or Kazuki..whatever..found out in this movie Fuuma or Kamui.. whatever..kills him..
By the way, what is up with all the Chi no Ryuu having two names! I don't have two names!

Sorata: Eh? Isn't it just Nataku and Fuuma?

Karen: No. Remember.. Seishirou Sakurazuka and Seishirou Sakurazukamori..

Yuzuriha: Does that even count?

Satsuki: Beast says it does. Beast is always right...

Fuuma: AND ANOTHER THING YOUR GLASS EYE IS A CHEAP PLASTIC BALL!

Seishirou: OH NOW YOU GONE AND SAID IT!

*Seishiro smacks Fuuma repeatedly with the plastic concrete left behind after the "fight" scene*

Fuuma: X_x;; *wamps Seishirou with empty lawn chair (Subaru didn't sit down yet.. .)*

Seishirou: OW! *PoP* OH SHIT! MY EYE FELL OUT! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW!

Subaru: *utterly speechless*

Director: *backing away toward the exit*

Nataku: WHAT ABOUT SEI-SAN'S TREE!

Seishirou: DON'T CALL ME SEI-SAN!

Nataku: Oh right it's.. erm.. Sakura-moki..zoka! ^_^ Ne?

Seishirou: *eye twitch* When I find my glass eye you are going to never seen sunlight again..Kazuki..

Nataku: O.O;; OTOUSAMA! *hides behind Fuuma*

Fuuma: Now you see this is what happens to OLD people when they don't take their vitamins..

Seishirou: -.-;; I see my tree shall have two new visitors.. *looks for eye*

Fuuma: -.-;; Just agree to let Kazuki play on the tree..

Seishirou: THAT TREE IS SPECIAL!

Subaru: ;-; It has Nii-san in it..

Fuuma: . R-iiiiiii-ght. Just let him play on it what harm could he do?

Seishirou: Break a branch.

Fuuma: -.-;; Branches grow back twit.

Seishirou: -.-;; Uproot all those corpses..

Yuzuriha: . That sounds kinda gross actually..

Satsuki: Beast says there is a 56% Seishirou will agree..and a.. 34% he'll find his eye..

Seishirou: I wonder if my tree can handle machines too.. .

Subaru: ... I have no where to sit.. .

Nataku: So I can play on Tree-san?

Fuuma: Yes.

Seishirou: HELL NO!

Subaru: I wonder if I could use that bucket..nah doesn't look very comfortable..

Kamui: Subaru you can sit here..

Seishirou: ...Kamui I shall kill you as well..

Kamui: O.O;;

Fuuma: -.-;; Like hell.. He's mine to kill.

Kamui: -.-;; You think that's gonna make me happy?

Fuuma: Yes. ^_^

Nataku: So no Tree-san?

Fuuma: What? Oh yes you can.

Nataku: Can I bring a toy with me?

Seishirou: GODDAMNIT IT IS NOT A CHILD'S PLAY THING!

Nataku: But it looks so fun. Pretty flowers..^_^

Fuuma: Yeah you heard him pretty flowers.

Satsuki: They are rather lovely. For a nature thing that is.

Kamui: I hate to admit but yeah they are pretty.

Yuzuriha: SAKURAAAAS!

Sorata: Yeah you can make great flower hats with them.. ^.^

Seishirou: *eye twitch* NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE! *stands up* *starts to walk* *CRACK*
O_O;;

Nataku: What was that?

Fuuma: Seishirou's eye.. .

Nataku: Poor eye-san.

Director: HOLD EVERYTHING!

*Everyone turns attention toward Director*

Director: *cough* How about Aoki kills Nataku?

Fuuma: Works for me.

Nataku: Yeah! Daddy doesn't hurt me! Does that mean no Tree-san?

Seishirou: ;-; My eye.. my eye...

Subaru: I'll buy you another one Seishirou-san.. *blush*

Kamui: *growl*

Fuuma: ^_^ *gropes Kamui*

Kamui: O.O;;

Nataku: I'm going to go bother Kakyou-san!

*Nataku leaves*

Karen: ...Poor Kakyou.. And he can't walk away from Nataku...

-End-
Disclaimer: X/1999 and everything doesn't belong to me. The story does.. . Oh P-chan helped me along with Marina! That's it bye!

P.S. Yes I do love Nataku..