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(Monica and Chandler's : Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are there.)
Rach : 'Oh go on you guys, it'll be fun.'
Mon : 'I don't know, weird stuff happens at these kinda things.'
Rach : 'you're just scared.'
Phoe : 'In case you didn't know, I can in fact tell the future or call up dead people. I do it all the time.'
Rach : Oh, I know you do, sweety. But don't you think it would be loads more fun if we went to some mystical fortune teller ?
Phoe : Definitely !
At the same time (Joey and Rachel's : Joey , Chandler and Ross are there)
Ross is reading the paper and Joey and Chandler are playing foosball
Ross : Are you guys going to be doing that all day ?
Joey : Probably, at least till Baywatch starts.
Cha : You can play too if you want.
Ross : no, thanks (goes back to his paper)
Ross : Hey, this is interesting.
Cha : What ?
Ross : Some kid is getting rid of his ouijiboard.
Joey : And that's interesting because… ?
Ross : We could call up dead people and ask them about history.
Joey : I don't think dead people feel like answering your questions about dinosaurs. 'Cause I know that's what you mean with 'history'.
Ross : I'm still getting it. (gets up and leaves)
(At Central Perk) Rachel, Phoebe and Monica are there.
Mon : I didn't think we'd get in this quick.
Rac : Yeah, it said in the ad that the fortuneteller was really busy and there was a long waiting list.
Phoe : Lucky some idiot chickened out.
Mon : So, do you know what you're going to ask ?
Phoe : I don't need to ask anything. I could probably tell her a few things.
Rach : I haven't really thought about it. You, Monica ?
Monica gets a notepad out that she's filled with questions.
(at Joey and Rachel) Joey, Chandler and Ross are there.
They are in the kitchen looking at the ouijiboard Ross got.
Chan : I don't believe you paid 10$ for this thing. Have of the things are broken.
Ross : The important stuff works.
Chan : Do you have any idea what you want to do with this thing ?
Ross : I'd like to , like, talk to these great empires and maybe a few cavemen, 'cause they lived closer to dinosaurage than I do.
Chan : Maybe, you'll get Fred Flintstone.
Ross : But, I thought, I'd try Nana first.
Joey : Are we going to do this or what ?
Ross : I think Nana would probably appreciate it that I say hi.
(in a waiting area) Rachel, Monica and Phoebe are there.
Phoe : I'm so nervous.
Mon : I thought you knew everything, already ?
Phoe : Oh, I do. I've just never been to real fortuneteller before. Except, when I lived with the albinoguy… Eh.
Rach : I'm just trying think of really important questions to ask and all I can think of is :'will I ever get married ?' or 'how do I die ?' I don't really want to know the last one.
Phoe : Don't ask the last one ! The answer sucks ! !
(At Joey and Rachel) Joey, Chandler and Ross are there.
They are playing the game.
Cha : this isn't working.
Ross : I think we have to hold hands. (reaches hands out)
Joey : I'm not holding your hand.
Chan : Yeah ! Me neither !
Ross : it's just a game.
Chandler and Joey hold hands with Ross.
Joey : Still isn't working.
Ross : Give it a chance ! ( calls to the ceiling) Nana ? Nana ? Are you there ? It's me Ross. I just thought I'd say : 'Hi'.
Chan : ( looking up at the ceiling) I hope she won't come falling down.
A few seconds later
Nana: Rossie! Sweetie! It's been a long time. How are you and your sister?
Ross: Oh my god, it worked! Yeah Nana, I'm fine, Monica's fine. She's marrying Chandler.
Nana: Is that the cute Italian guy?
Chan: no, that would be me.
Nana: ( disappointed) Oh, can't be helped.
Ross: Nana? Could you give a sign that it's really you?
Nana: Look in the fridge.
Ross goes to the fridge.
Ross: uh, Joey. Do you use Sweetnlo's?
Joey: No, but Rachel does.
Ross: And does she keep them in the fridge on a plate?
Joey: No; they're in a cupboard.
Ross: then Nana put these here. (takes out a plate with Sweetnlo's) Actually, I recognize this plate. It's part of Nana's really pricey dinnerservice, one plate has been missing for years. I guess this must be the one. Wow. Nana? Nana? Oh, she probably left.
Joey: Yeah, she probably got bored with your plate-talk.
(At the fortune teller)
FortT: So, who's going first.
All 3 together: me!
ForT: I see this is going to be difficult. I'll pick. I pick, You! ( points to Rachel).
Rach: But I don't want to go first.
ForT: Oh! Then you. ( points to Monica)
Mon: I always win!!
Rach: This wasn't a competion.
Monica goes inside with the Fortune Teller. Inside is very dark and creepy.
ForT: (with a totally different and more scary voice): sit down.
Monica sits down.
Mon: Uh, do you want a silvercoin?
ForT: No, I prefer notes, 10$ notes.
Mon gives a 10$ note.
ForT: Ok, let's get started.
TBC
