Nikore's Diary: Baby Sitter Heero
"Damnit Relena why me!?" Heero's desperation sounded rather ammusing to her.
"Because, Seiya is sick and I have a meeting today."
"Im not doing it!"
"Pleeeeeeeaase. She is only a toddler."
"She is the devils spawn! but.......ok I guess."
"Great." Relena leaned over and kissed him before walking out the door. She popped her head back in.
"Heero"
"Yes?"
"You have to promise not to kill her."
"Damn! there goes my fun."
"Bye." She shut the door again.
"Heh. She didn't say anything about bodily harm." Heero smirked and began polishing his gun.
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"We are here Nikore." Hiroshi sounded as he knocked on the door.
"Hehehe. I wikes Mistew. He funny." Hiroshi wasn't stupid enough to stay around in the same vacinity as the two, so he just knocked on the door and ran. Heero answered the door.
"Hewwo mistew!" Nikore jumped towards him to hug him, but he moved and she hit the wall with a thud. Heero sat down and began to watch TV. Sooner than later his eyelids became heavy and sleep fell upon him. It was then that Nikore dropped her building blocks and decided to cook Mistew some lunch.
"Hmmm what makes a dood soop?" She pulled out a rather large pot and sat it on the stove. She wasn't tall enough to reach it, but levitation solved that problem. She began flying to different parts of the kitchen, pulling various ingredients out and putting them in the pot.
"I'll dust put my favowit foods in. It gonna be dewishus. Appul duice, M&M's, weft over pizza, fish, hmmmm where am i donna find a mousey? Oh well, dis will do." She pulled a rubber mouse out of her pocket and dropped it into the pot, putting the lid on it and forgetting about it.
"Now to go pway dwess up wit miss Rewenas pwetty cwothes.".
Heero woke to an explosion in the kitchen.
"Damnit! I fell asleep!" He screamed as he ran to the kitchen. His jaw dropped at the mess he saw. There was a tapping behind him and turned to face it with his gun aimed. It was little Nikore with a dress on that dragged on the floor behind her. Her face was coated in misplaced lipstick, blush, and eyeshadow.
"Hewwo Mistew, Ooooo Im tewwin Rewina about da mess you made in da kitsen. Do you tink im pwetty?"
"Omae o korosu" He began shooting at her and shot a hole in the large hat she was wearing. She took off her hat and examined it. Little tears began to stream down her face.
"You wuined my pwetty hat! Now i mad!" She dropped the dress she had been wearing over her normal uniform and levitated up. She lifted her hand and threw a blast at him, destroying his gun. She then began chasing him throughout the small apartment stopping only after destroying a wall. They both stood there and stared at it for a moment.
"Sowwies Mistew. I dint mean ta do dat."
"Damn brat......." His sentence was cut short by the sound of the door knob turning.
"What in the world!" Relena's shocked voice rang through....what was left of the apartment. Heero turned to face her and sweatdropped.
"I think its time we find a new place to live." Nikore stared out the big hole where the wall had once been.
"I dunno. Atweest you dot a good view."
"Damnit Relena why me!?" Heero's desperation sounded rather ammusing to her.
"Because, Seiya is sick and I have a meeting today."
"Im not doing it!"
"Pleeeeeeeaase. She is only a toddler."
"She is the devils spawn! but.......ok I guess."
"Great." Relena leaned over and kissed him before walking out the door. She popped her head back in.
"Heero"
"Yes?"
"You have to promise not to kill her."
"Damn! there goes my fun."
"Bye." She shut the door again.
"Heh. She didn't say anything about bodily harm." Heero smirked and began polishing his gun.
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"We are here Nikore." Hiroshi sounded as he knocked on the door.
"Hehehe. I wikes Mistew. He funny." Hiroshi wasn't stupid enough to stay around in the same vacinity as the two, so he just knocked on the door and ran. Heero answered the door.
"Hewwo mistew!" Nikore jumped towards him to hug him, but he moved and she hit the wall with a thud. Heero sat down and began to watch TV. Sooner than later his eyelids became heavy and sleep fell upon him. It was then that Nikore dropped her building blocks and decided to cook Mistew some lunch.
"Hmmm what makes a dood soop?" She pulled out a rather large pot and sat it on the stove. She wasn't tall enough to reach it, but levitation solved that problem. She began flying to different parts of the kitchen, pulling various ingredients out and putting them in the pot.
"I'll dust put my favowit foods in. It gonna be dewishus. Appul duice, M&M's, weft over pizza, fish, hmmmm where am i donna find a mousey? Oh well, dis will do." She pulled a rubber mouse out of her pocket and dropped it into the pot, putting the lid on it and forgetting about it.
"Now to go pway dwess up wit miss Rewenas pwetty cwothes.".
Heero woke to an explosion in the kitchen.
"Damnit! I fell asleep!" He screamed as he ran to the kitchen. His jaw dropped at the mess he saw. There was a tapping behind him and turned to face it with his gun aimed. It was little Nikore with a dress on that dragged on the floor behind her. Her face was coated in misplaced lipstick, blush, and eyeshadow.
"Hewwo Mistew, Ooooo Im tewwin Rewina about da mess you made in da kitsen. Do you tink im pwetty?"
"Omae o korosu" He began shooting at her and shot a hole in the large hat she was wearing. She took off her hat and examined it. Little tears began to stream down her face.
"You wuined my pwetty hat! Now i mad!" She dropped the dress she had been wearing over her normal uniform and levitated up. She lifted her hand and threw a blast at him, destroying his gun. She then began chasing him throughout the small apartment stopping only after destroying a wall. They both stood there and stared at it for a moment.
"Sowwies Mistew. I dint mean ta do dat."
"Damn brat......." His sentence was cut short by the sound of the door knob turning.
"What in the world!" Relena's shocked voice rang through....what was left of the apartment. Heero turned to face her and sweatdropped.
"I think its time we find a new place to live." Nikore stared out the big hole where the wall had once been.
"I dunno. Atweest you dot a good view."
