Make Me Laugh - IZ Style
Chapter 2: I Won't Ask
Zim glanced up at teh screen in shock. "Oh! My good sirs... I'm uh--- ooo! [scratch, scratch] attempting a new type of... [scratch, scratch] weakness against the
humans... [scratch, scratch] However, it has a few--- [scratch,scratch,scratch] drawbacks on my part... Oooo!!" Zim began scratching his chest wildly.
Tallest Red cocked his head. "A... few?"
"Well, only two that I can think of..." Zim stood up straight. "One, the form of hynotism I'm searching for is only found in human females - well, in males too, but
when that is the case, something is terribly wrong - and so I needed to stuff something down the front of my shirty. However, I had a lack of the proper resources,
and had to use pineapples. Two, they're terribly scratchy!"
Purple nodded. "Do go on..."
"Well, in spite of the annoyances, I'm willing to make a small sacrafice to serve the Irken empire."
"Uh, yes," Purple said, cutting in, "It sounds lovely, but we really must be going." The transmission ended. Zim stared for a while, then resumed tending to his...
problem. "Ah-ah-ah!!! The itch!! The ITCH!!!!"
Red stared wide-eyed at the screen. "That was disturbing..."
Purple glared in response. "I hate you now."
"For what?"
"For making me see that."
"You didn't have to watch it."
"You wanted to call him in the first place!"
"Well YOU don't always have to listen to what I want."
Purple turned away. "Not unless I want to get shot in the eye..." he muttered.
"Master, I didn't know it was Halloween already..."
"What are you talking about, Gir?"
"You look like Baby Spice."
Zim gave Gir the twitchy eye. "Don't you DARE compare me to that chubby little pink pig-human!!!!!!"
"Hm. Fine, whatever." Gir went back to channel surfing.
Zim carefully adjusted the pineapples inside his uniform. "Now, I have the power to rid this planet of any... smartness they might have in those laughingly small
peanuts they call brains." He smiled superiorily. "Now you will see, Dib. I CAN take a planet over!!! AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA---" Zim was cut off by a gurgling sound.
"Ugh... but first I need to use the bathroom."
Chapter 2: I Won't Ask
Zim glanced up at teh screen in shock. "Oh! My good sirs... I'm uh--- ooo! [scratch, scratch] attempting a new type of... [scratch, scratch] weakness against the
humans... [scratch, scratch] However, it has a few--- [scratch,scratch,scratch] drawbacks on my part... Oooo!!" Zim began scratching his chest wildly.
Tallest Red cocked his head. "A... few?"
"Well, only two that I can think of..." Zim stood up straight. "One, the form of hynotism I'm searching for is only found in human females - well, in males too, but
when that is the case, something is terribly wrong - and so I needed to stuff something down the front of my shirty. However, I had a lack of the proper resources,
and had to use pineapples. Two, they're terribly scratchy!"
Purple nodded. "Do go on..."
"Well, in spite of the annoyances, I'm willing to make a small sacrafice to serve the Irken empire."
"Uh, yes," Purple said, cutting in, "It sounds lovely, but we really must be going." The transmission ended. Zim stared for a while, then resumed tending to his...
problem. "Ah-ah-ah!!! The itch!! The ITCH!!!!"
Red stared wide-eyed at the screen. "That was disturbing..."
Purple glared in response. "I hate you now."
"For what?"
"For making me see that."
"You didn't have to watch it."
"You wanted to call him in the first place!"
"Well YOU don't always have to listen to what I want."
Purple turned away. "Not unless I want to get shot in the eye..." he muttered.
"Master, I didn't know it was Halloween already..."
"What are you talking about, Gir?"
"You look like Baby Spice."
Zim gave Gir the twitchy eye. "Don't you DARE compare me to that chubby little pink pig-human!!!!!!"
"Hm. Fine, whatever." Gir went back to channel surfing.
Zim carefully adjusted the pineapples inside his uniform. "Now, I have the power to rid this planet of any... smartness they might have in those laughingly small
peanuts they call brains." He smiled superiorily. "Now you will see, Dib. I CAN take a planet over!!! AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA---" Zim was cut off by a gurgling sound.
"Ugh... but first I need to use the bathroom."
