(Hiya there, everybody! Welcome to the first [and probably last] Self-Insertion fic starring the one and only... uh, me! I just really hope that the fic isn't as bad as
the title makes it out to be. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, and I hope it makes you laugh, cuz that's what I'm aiming for here. And Aida is the name of the girl I sit for.
[Pronounced "ee-dah"] Last note: Invader Zim doesn't belong to me; I just have fun putting myself in the storyline. XD)
Why Ztarlight Should Never Be In An SI
Chapter One: It can't be...can it?
"Excuse me!"
"Hey, watch it!"
"Sorry, I'm late!"
Ztarlight ran up the long, winding hill, desperate to make it to her baby-sitting job on time. The bus hadn't dropped her off at it's usual spot due to construction
work, and the delay had made the bus late. Panicking, she dug her sneaker soles harder into the pavement and pushed.
Dashing up the lengthy staircase near one of the apartment buildings, Ztarlight could spy a familiar silver-tainted car in the distance, a car she immediately
recognized as Aida's dad's.
"I ran all the way up here for nothing?!" Grumbling, Ztarlight walked over to the bench near the kiddie playground [one of those cheap, plastic things they sell at
"Toys R Us"] and plopped her seat down onto it. After catching her breath, she decided to visit Echo Alley.
Echo Alley was a name given to a certain place in the neighbourhood. There was two apartment buildings positioned just right so that when you stood between
them and said something, it continuously reverberated off the walls. Ztarlight liked to go there and practice her singing. It made her voice sound pretty. Smiling
at the thought, Ztarlight hoisted herself off the bench and preceded to cross the street.
That's when she noticed the house.
Somebody had built a house in Echo Alley - but not just anybody, and not just any house. This was a house that Ztarlight had recognized from somewhere, yet
she couldn't exactly pinpoint *where*. Maybe something from T.V. ...? She rubbed her eyes. "No... it couldn't be... could it?"
Ztarlight shook her head, then put her glasses on to make sure she wasn't hallucinating. She knew that house, alright. The purple facade, the green roof, the
oddly-shaped windows, the lawn gnomes, and the little pole with a flag attatched. The flag waved proudly in the breeze, and read "I Love Earth"
Ztarlight put away her glasses and rubbed her eyes again. The house was still there. She stood there with her mouth hanging open like an idiot for about five
minutes before she finally managed to mutter, "Oh, my Tallest..."
Suddenly a voice behind her demanded, "What do you know about the Tallest?!"
Ztarlight froze. Slowly, very slowly, she turned around...
And screamed.
the title makes it out to be. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, and I hope it makes you laugh, cuz that's what I'm aiming for here. And Aida is the name of the girl I sit for.
[Pronounced "ee-dah"] Last note: Invader Zim doesn't belong to me; I just have fun putting myself in the storyline. XD)
Why Ztarlight Should Never Be In An SI
Chapter One: It can't be...can it?
"Excuse me!"
"Hey, watch it!"
"Sorry, I'm late!"
Ztarlight ran up the long, winding hill, desperate to make it to her baby-sitting job on time. The bus hadn't dropped her off at it's usual spot due to construction
work, and the delay had made the bus late. Panicking, she dug her sneaker soles harder into the pavement and pushed.
Dashing up the lengthy staircase near one of the apartment buildings, Ztarlight could spy a familiar silver-tainted car in the distance, a car she immediately
recognized as Aida's dad's.
"I ran all the way up here for nothing?!" Grumbling, Ztarlight walked over to the bench near the kiddie playground [one of those cheap, plastic things they sell at
"Toys R Us"] and plopped her seat down onto it. After catching her breath, she decided to visit Echo Alley.
Echo Alley was a name given to a certain place in the neighbourhood. There was two apartment buildings positioned just right so that when you stood between
them and said something, it continuously reverberated off the walls. Ztarlight liked to go there and practice her singing. It made her voice sound pretty. Smiling
at the thought, Ztarlight hoisted herself off the bench and preceded to cross the street.
That's when she noticed the house.
Somebody had built a house in Echo Alley - but not just anybody, and not just any house. This was a house that Ztarlight had recognized from somewhere, yet
she couldn't exactly pinpoint *where*. Maybe something from T.V. ...? She rubbed her eyes. "No... it couldn't be... could it?"
Ztarlight shook her head, then put her glasses on to make sure she wasn't hallucinating. She knew that house, alright. The purple facade, the green roof, the
oddly-shaped windows, the lawn gnomes, and the little pole with a flag attatched. The flag waved proudly in the breeze, and read "I Love Earth"
Ztarlight put away her glasses and rubbed her eyes again. The house was still there. She stood there with her mouth hanging open like an idiot for about five
minutes before she finally managed to mutter, "Oh, my Tallest..."
Suddenly a voice behind her demanded, "What do you know about the Tallest?!"
Ztarlight froze. Slowly, very slowly, she turned around...
And screamed.
