Why Ztarlight Should Never Be in an SI
Chapter Four: "I Told You So"
We left off with young Sugarbaby screaming bloody murder and crashing into her older sister Ztarlight. Sugarbaby leapt to her feet and yanked up her sister.
"ZtarZtarZtar!!"
"Whatwhatwhat?!"
"GirGirGir!!!!!"
"................what?"
Sugarbaby started pointing frantically. "I saw Gir!! He was out of money, so I gave him some, and he said that he loved me, and then he went away, and then
I realized that it *was* Gir, and so I started screaming bloody murder and started running up the hill back to our house and that's when I ran into you." Sugarbaby
nodded solemnly. "I did, I did..."
Ztarlight panted, as she was out of breath. "I told you so..."
"You did..."
"Now you owe me a candy bar."
Sugarbaby snapped up. "What?! We didn't bet!"
"I know, but we're right near the store, and I need some chocolate."
"Oh........................fine."
They walked inside where Ztarlight picked out her candy. "So Ztar," Sugarbaby asked, "Why were *you* running around screaming bloody murder?"
"Me...? Oh..." Ztarlight swallowed. "Well, you know my overly-obsessive t-shirt that I made?"
"Yeah..."
"And my Gir plushie?"
"Yeah..."
"And the foam cutouts of Zim and disguise Gir?"
"..............yeah........?"
"And the episodes I managed to tape----"
"Will you get to the point?!?!?!!"
"They've disppeared!!"
"..............................................................................what?"
Ztarlight waved her hands in the air, screaming like a lunatic. "They've dispeared! Vanished!! Escaped!! Been kidnapped!! THEY'RE LONG GONE!!!!!!"
Sugarbaby dropped to knees and screamed. "HORROR OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fat guy behind the counter looked up from his paper with interest. "Is your friend alright there?"
"NO! I'm not okay!! All the time that my sister had spent into immortalizing my beloved Gir into my home and life have DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE
PLANET!!!!!!!!!!"
"................................uh,..........okay..."
Sugarbaby grabbed the KitKat that Ztarlight was holding and threw it back into the bin. "Forget your stupid candy. Show me the house! SHOW ME!!!!!!!"
Ztarlight took her sister by the wrist and dragged her from the store, grumbling. "You know... I was planning on eating that."
"Shut up and march!"
Ztarlight smiled. "From the way you're acting, you'd think Zim was *your* fav character, and not mine." They trudged up the hill a little further. "Look." Ztarlight
pointed ahead. "There it is..."
Sugarbaby stared in awe, then started to laugh. "What kind of joke is this? That's not the house!!"
"That's the *back*, you twit."
"..............oh, yeah..." Sugarbaby followed her sister around the adjacent house to the front. "And don't call me a twit!"
Upon reaching the front, the two sisters just... stared. Well, what were they supposed to do? Zim had just moved to their neighborhood. What could they do other
than stare? They stared for so long that they didn't notice an all-too-familiar figure open the door...
"Hey! I thought I told you to leave!!"
"Huh?!" Ztarlight looked up to see Zim staring at her from the safety of his door way. "R-right! You did, and I'm leaving. Buh-bye now!!" She grabbed Sugarbaby
and ran as fast as she could.
They ran and didn't stop running until they bumped into their mom and dad, who were just coming home from work. [Mom and Dad work at the same place.]
"Hi, girls," Dad said. "What have you been up to?"
Ztarlight and Sugarbaby exchanged glances. Should they tell? Nah... they didn't understand Invader Zim in the first place. Why would they believe that he moved
to their neighborhood? "Oh..." Sugarbaby smiled, " we were just taking a little walk..."
"It's all a dream... just a dream... it *has* to be a dream!"
Ztarlight kept this wish up as she got herself ready for bed. "Or... I could be hallucinating. I have been getting a lot of homework lately..." Sighing, she clicked off
the light, put on her CD, and drifted off into sweet slumber by counting cupcakes.
The next morning, Ztarlight slept through her alarm clock, skipped breakfast, ran to her bus stop, and suffered at school for eight hours through geometry, music,
[okay, so there's not much suffering here...] history, keyboarding, lunch [yum], english, study hall [zzzzzz...] and biology. All in all, everything wuz back to normal.
Ztarlight wuz checking out her e-mail when she heard Sugarbaby's bus in the distance. [Well, not really.] She greeted her sister with a smile. "Well, Hiya there,
little si---"
Sugarbaby threw off her backpack and tackled Ztarlight to the floor. "Dib was at my school today."
Chapter Four: "I Told You So"
We left off with young Sugarbaby screaming bloody murder and crashing into her older sister Ztarlight. Sugarbaby leapt to her feet and yanked up her sister.
"ZtarZtarZtar!!"
"Whatwhatwhat?!"
"GirGirGir!!!!!"
"................what?"
Sugarbaby started pointing frantically. "I saw Gir!! He was out of money, so I gave him some, and he said that he loved me, and then he went away, and then
I realized that it *was* Gir, and so I started screaming bloody murder and started running up the hill back to our house and that's when I ran into you." Sugarbaby
nodded solemnly. "I did, I did..."
Ztarlight panted, as she was out of breath. "I told you so..."
"You did..."
"Now you owe me a candy bar."
Sugarbaby snapped up. "What?! We didn't bet!"
"I know, but we're right near the store, and I need some chocolate."
"Oh........................fine."
They walked inside where Ztarlight picked out her candy. "So Ztar," Sugarbaby asked, "Why were *you* running around screaming bloody murder?"
"Me...? Oh..." Ztarlight swallowed. "Well, you know my overly-obsessive t-shirt that I made?"
"Yeah..."
"And my Gir plushie?"
"Yeah..."
"And the foam cutouts of Zim and disguise Gir?"
"..............yeah........?"
"And the episodes I managed to tape----"
"Will you get to the point?!?!?!!"
"They've disppeared!!"
"..............................................................................what?"
Ztarlight waved her hands in the air, screaming like a lunatic. "They've dispeared! Vanished!! Escaped!! Been kidnapped!! THEY'RE LONG GONE!!!!!!"
Sugarbaby dropped to knees and screamed. "HORROR OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fat guy behind the counter looked up from his paper with interest. "Is your friend alright there?"
"NO! I'm not okay!! All the time that my sister had spent into immortalizing my beloved Gir into my home and life have DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE
PLANET!!!!!!!!!!"
"................................uh,..........okay..."
Sugarbaby grabbed the KitKat that Ztarlight was holding and threw it back into the bin. "Forget your stupid candy. Show me the house! SHOW ME!!!!!!!"
Ztarlight took her sister by the wrist and dragged her from the store, grumbling. "You know... I was planning on eating that."
"Shut up and march!"
Ztarlight smiled. "From the way you're acting, you'd think Zim was *your* fav character, and not mine." They trudged up the hill a little further. "Look." Ztarlight
pointed ahead. "There it is..."
Sugarbaby stared in awe, then started to laugh. "What kind of joke is this? That's not the house!!"
"That's the *back*, you twit."
"..............oh, yeah..." Sugarbaby followed her sister around the adjacent house to the front. "And don't call me a twit!"
Upon reaching the front, the two sisters just... stared. Well, what were they supposed to do? Zim had just moved to their neighborhood. What could they do other
than stare? They stared for so long that they didn't notice an all-too-familiar figure open the door...
"Hey! I thought I told you to leave!!"
"Huh?!" Ztarlight looked up to see Zim staring at her from the safety of his door way. "R-right! You did, and I'm leaving. Buh-bye now!!" She grabbed Sugarbaby
and ran as fast as she could.
They ran and didn't stop running until they bumped into their mom and dad, who were just coming home from work. [Mom and Dad work at the same place.]
"Hi, girls," Dad said. "What have you been up to?"
Ztarlight and Sugarbaby exchanged glances. Should they tell? Nah... they didn't understand Invader Zim in the first place. Why would they believe that he moved
to their neighborhood? "Oh..." Sugarbaby smiled, " we were just taking a little walk..."
"It's all a dream... just a dream... it *has* to be a dream!"
Ztarlight kept this wish up as she got herself ready for bed. "Or... I could be hallucinating. I have been getting a lot of homework lately..." Sighing, she clicked off
the light, put on her CD, and drifted off into sweet slumber by counting cupcakes.
The next morning, Ztarlight slept through her alarm clock, skipped breakfast, ran to her bus stop, and suffered at school for eight hours through geometry, music,
[okay, so there's not much suffering here...] history, keyboarding, lunch [yum], english, study hall [zzzzzz...] and biology. All in all, everything wuz back to normal.
Ztarlight wuz checking out her e-mail when she heard Sugarbaby's bus in the distance. [Well, not really.] She greeted her sister with a smile. "Well, Hiya there,
little si---"
Sugarbaby threw off her backpack and tackled Ztarlight to the floor. "Dib was at my school today."
