Why Ztarlight Should Never Be In An SI
Chapter Six: The Conclusion... Thingy... Meep
/Dear Diary./ Ztarlight scrawled in her unbelievably sloppy handwriting,
/Sorry I haven't baan able to write much recently, but a lot has happened over the past two days, and I mean *A LOT*. I'm lucky that I'm able to take this moment
to write about it! In short:/
/...Well, you know my obsession with Invader Zim? It's real. Zim - and Dib - have moved to my neighborhood. It's just like the T.V. shows come to life!! Every
evening, I see Dib come from my bedroom window in the back, and watch him run up the hill to Zim's new base, only to return in defeat a few minutes later. I
swear, it's so like the show that if it weren't real, I'd be laughing my butt off./
/But it's real./
/I kept hoping that it was just some weird nightmare; possibly the result of watching the Halloween eppy 20 times in a row at midnight while stuffing my face full
of pizza - but such is not the case. Instead I have two new neighbors... well sort of./
/I still wonder how they got here... or maybe *my* world got transported there. No... if that happened, then my house would be different, no likely. That means they
came here... but how? Did Zim do something, did they already exist, or am I really asleep? I dunno for sure./
/I just---/
A loud explosion interrupted Ztarlight's train of thought. There was a chain of explosions and she could hear them coming closer to her house. Panicked, she dove
to the floor and began screaming...
And woke up, screaming.
"What the..." Ztarlight loked around. It was 6:07 in the morning. She was lying on the floor, and her T.V set was still on from watching infomercials the night before.
"Then it must be a Saturday morning..." A quick reference to her astronomy clock comfirmed the prediction. It was indeed, a Saturday morning.
Ztarlight examined everything carefully. The sun was shining, the sky wasn't orange, her hair was a mess, and the whole neighborhood was intact. There were no
green puppies running amok either. She sighed. Everything was back to normal. Smiling, Ztarlight went to turn off her T.V.
That's when she noticed something.
Ztarlight did a double take; nothing changed. "If everything is back to normal...
"THEN WHERE THE [censored] ARE MY TAPES?!?!?!?!?!?!"
___________
(Heh... remember what I said in the begining about not doing another SI? Well, guess what, forget it. I've got another idea. It'll be called "Invader Zim Meets Britney
Spears". I think you know what's goign to happen. 8D It'll sorta be a follow up to this, and if you want to be in it, lemme know in your reviews, and give me a
description of how you want to appear. CryingChild, I'm already going to put you in it, as a way of saying "Thanx" for putting *me* in your fics!! But back to the main
topic... wanna be in my SI? KEWL!!! Come join the crazed world of Ztarlight ^-^)
Chapter Six: The Conclusion... Thingy... Meep
/Dear Diary./ Ztarlight scrawled in her unbelievably sloppy handwriting,
/Sorry I haven't baan able to write much recently, but a lot has happened over the past two days, and I mean *A LOT*. I'm lucky that I'm able to take this moment
to write about it! In short:/
/...Well, you know my obsession with Invader Zim? It's real. Zim - and Dib - have moved to my neighborhood. It's just like the T.V. shows come to life!! Every
evening, I see Dib come from my bedroom window in the back, and watch him run up the hill to Zim's new base, only to return in defeat a few minutes later. I
swear, it's so like the show that if it weren't real, I'd be laughing my butt off./
/But it's real./
/I kept hoping that it was just some weird nightmare; possibly the result of watching the Halloween eppy 20 times in a row at midnight while stuffing my face full
of pizza - but such is not the case. Instead I have two new neighbors... well sort of./
/I still wonder how they got here... or maybe *my* world got transported there. No... if that happened, then my house would be different, no likely. That means they
came here... but how? Did Zim do something, did they already exist, or am I really asleep? I dunno for sure./
/I just---/
A loud explosion interrupted Ztarlight's train of thought. There was a chain of explosions and she could hear them coming closer to her house. Panicked, she dove
to the floor and began screaming...
And woke up, screaming.
"What the..." Ztarlight loked around. It was 6:07 in the morning. She was lying on the floor, and her T.V set was still on from watching infomercials the night before.
"Then it must be a Saturday morning..." A quick reference to her astronomy clock comfirmed the prediction. It was indeed, a Saturday morning.
Ztarlight examined everything carefully. The sun was shining, the sky wasn't orange, her hair was a mess, and the whole neighborhood was intact. There were no
green puppies running amok either. She sighed. Everything was back to normal. Smiling, Ztarlight went to turn off her T.V.
That's when she noticed something.
Ztarlight did a double take; nothing changed. "If everything is back to normal...
"THEN WHERE THE [censored] ARE MY TAPES?!?!?!?!?!?!"
___________
(Heh... remember what I said in the begining about not doing another SI? Well, guess what, forget it. I've got another idea. It'll be called "Invader Zim Meets Britney
Spears". I think you know what's goign to happen. 8D It'll sorta be a follow up to this, and if you want to be in it, lemme know in your reviews, and give me a
description of how you want to appear. CryingChild, I'm already going to put you in it, as a way of saying "Thanx" for putting *me* in your fics!! But back to the main
topic... wanna be in my SI? KEWL!!! Come join the crazed world of Ztarlight ^-^)
