"The Masked Nutter" Once Again Makes Harry Feel His Wrath.
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Harry slowly entered the dining hall and sat down. He still had a very large lump on his head where the bludger had hit.
RW- Harry! Are you alright? Sit down!
*Harry sits down.*
HG- Harry! How are you? Did you feel a lot of pain?
HP- Hermione, have you ever had your skull re-grown with skele-grow?
HG- No, why?
HP- Ugh, never mind....
*Draco suddenly comes walking up*
DM- Pot-ass! You're back! And just in time! *he takes out his wand and points it at himself* Parachutio! *he is suddenly wearing very baggy parachute pants. He points his wand again* Crappious songio! *Suddenly "Can't Touch This" kicks in and Draco starts to do the "Can't Touch This" dance*
RW- Uhhhh....Malfoy? What are you smoking?
DM- Nothing! *continues to dance*
RW- Okay, what are you sniffing?
DM- None of your business! *keeps dancing, then, finally, fifteen minutes later, he finishes*
HG- You're a dumbass.
DM- Better than being a smartass.
HG- Excuse me?
DM- You're excused.
HG- Ugh- you know what...
DM- No, not personally.
HG- Stop it!
DM- No!
HG- Alright, what do you WANT?!
DM- I need a hug! *begins sniffling. A large "Awww" is heard*
HG- Go 'head Ron!
RW- Wha- NO! You Harry!
HP- I'm not hugging him!
PM- Oh, for God's sake! Would somebody PLEASE give Mr. Malfoy a hug?! *Suddenly the door is kicked open*
PS- Trojan Man! I'll save you! *he runs over and hugs Malfoy*
PM- Thank you! Now, Severus, about this problem of yours¾
PS- Not now, Minerva! Harry, I've brought you something...*hands Harry a bowl of chocolate pudding*
HP-* takes it* For me? Why, thank you! I'm touched!
PS- I made it all by myself...
HP- Great! *takes a spoonful and shoves it into his mouth. He gives a horrified look and swallows* This tastes like shit! Wait...you made it all by yourself?!?!
PS- *begins cackling*
HP- Oh-My-God....I just ate¾ *keels over and begins vomiting*
PM- SNAPE!
PS- Tah-tah! *jumps out the window and runs away*
And so everyone watches Harry lurch and waits in hopes that something this great happens next time.
