"The Masked Nutter" Once Again Makes Harry Feel His Wrath.

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Harry slowly entered the dining hall and sat down. He still had a very large lump on his head where the bludger had hit.

RW- Harry! Are you alright? Sit down!

*Harry sits down.*

HG- Harry! How are you? Did you feel a lot of pain?

HP- Hermione, have you ever had your skull re-grown with skele-grow?

HG- No, why?

HP- Ugh, never mind....

*Draco suddenly comes walking up*

DM- Pot-ass! You're back! And just in time! *he takes out his wand and points it at himself* Parachutio! *he is suddenly wearing very baggy parachute pants. He points his wand again* Crappious songio! *Suddenly "Can't Touch This" kicks in and Draco starts to do the "Can't Touch This" dance*

RW- Uhhhh....Malfoy? What are you smoking?

DM- Nothing! *continues to dance*

RW- Okay, what are you sniffing?

DM- None of your business! *keeps dancing, then, finally, fifteen minutes later, he finishes*

HG- You're a dumbass.

DM- Better than being a smartass.

HG- Excuse me?

DM- You're excused.

HG- Ugh- you know what...

DM- No, not personally.

HG- Stop it!

DM- No!

HG- Alright, what do you WANT?!

DM- I need a hug! *begins sniffling. A large "Awww" is heard*

HG- Go 'head Ron!

RW- Wha- NO! You Harry!

HP- I'm not hugging him!

PM- Oh, for God's sake! Would somebody PLEASE give Mr. Malfoy a hug?! *Suddenly the door is kicked open*

PS- Trojan Man! I'll save you! *he runs over and hugs Malfoy*

PM- Thank you! Now, Severus, about this problem of yours¾

PS- Not now, Minerva! Harry, I've brought you something...*hands Harry a bowl of chocolate pudding*

HP-* takes it* For me? Why, thank you! I'm touched!

PS- I made it all by myself...

HP- Great! *takes a spoonful and shoves it into his mouth. He gives a horrified look and swallows* This tastes like shit! Wait...you made it all by yourself?!?!

PS- *begins cackling*

HP- Oh-My-God....I just ate¾ *keels over and begins vomiting*

PM- SNAPE!

PS- Tah-tah! *jumps out the window and runs away*

And so everyone watches Harry lurch and waits in hopes that something this great happens next time.