The "Masked Nutter" Plays The Carillon
(a.k.a A Tribute To Frank DellaPenna)
Disclaimer: I...DON'T...OWN...ANYTHING!!!!
*Two weeks later*
Everybody is in the Slytherin Common room. I don't know why, it's just convenient.
HP- Hey, Ron, wanna play Exploding Schnapp?
RW- Exploding Schnapp?
HP- Yeah. It's a drinking game Fred and George made up.
RW- Oh. Sure.
HP- Me Too.
RW- Huh?
HP- I asked if you wanted to play, and I did too...But we don't have any Schnapps.
RW- Oh. Bummer.
HG- Um, Guys? Did you notice anything different about this room?
HP- Hmmm...Besides the fact that we are never in this room....No. What?
HG- Oh, just the humongous Carillon sitting in the corner.
RW- A what?
HG- A Carillon. A medieval bell instrument. You can't possibly miss it. It's shiny and weighs about four tons.
HP- *looking around the room* Oh- THAT! Wow , that's cool.
RW- I wonder what it's for?
* as if that was a cue (which it is), the Masked Nutter jumps through the window and lands sitting at the Carillon's bench*
PS- Almost 25 years ago I had made a wish. Not a normal wish, but one so-
PM- Alright...what's your point?!?
PS- Muh hahahahaah! *faces the carillon and VERY SLOWLY attempts to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb." Everyone cringes*
HP- He sounds horrible!
HG- Yes, I can tell, Harry!
PM-Severus, STOP IT!!
PS- *stops playing with a jarring note* Yes? What's the matter? My Carillon playing not GOOD enough for you?
PM- Severus, it's HORRIBLE!!!
PS- It...it is?
PM- YES! Look, Severus, I shall do this ONE MORE TIME! You are NOT Darkwing Duck! You are NOT Adam Ant! You are NOT Dennis Moore! You are NOT Captain Planet! You are NOT the Spanish Inquisition! You are NOT Zorro! You are NOT Hannibal Lector! You are NOT Robin Hood! You are NOT Space Ghost! You are NOT Mr. T! You are NOT Dr. McCoy! You are NOT Freddie Mercury! You are neither the Gingerbread Man OR the Muffin Man! You are NOT Trojan Man and you are DEFINITELY NOT Frank DellaPenna! NOW GO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION!!!
PS- okay.....*eats an orange pill*
PD- Well, now what?
*suddenly a figure wearing all black enters*
PS- Frank DellaPenna?!?
FD- Yes. Now, let the pro show you how it's done. *sits down at the Carillon and pulls on his mask* Do I have any requests?
HG- Carol of the Bells!
PS- The Box!
DM- Rock the Casbah!
FD- Rock the Casbah? Well, there's a first time for everything...*begins playing "Rock the Casbah" on the Carillon- which ends up sounding pretty damn cool*
And so this adventure is made even better with the help of Frank DellaPenna- the musician with a cool instrument, a cool wardrobe, and a cool last name. Thank you, Frank, you make the world a better place.
