This is my first fic, so be nice nice, k? And don't forget 2 review!
It was a fine day in Hogwarts and in the Slytherin commmon room, and
Malfoy was bored out of his wits.
"Man, I wish there was somethin' to do." he said to his friends Crabbe and Goyle.
"Let's go Longbottom hunting" suggested Goyle.
"Good idea, we'll get him this time!" snickered Malfoy
Meanwhile Neville was in the Great Hall eating breakfast with Harry,
Hermione and Ron. Neville was sleepy and didn't recognize that he was pouring his pumpkin juice on his robes instead of his mouth. Then suddenly, Malfoy and his gang came into the hall, wearing evil grins.
"Hey, Longbottom! In case you have forgotten, you're supposed to drink
with yer-"
Malfoy was cut off as Neville suddenly roared. His roar was so loud,
that everyone in the Great hall could hear it.
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I am sick of you, SICK OF
YOU AND YOUR FILTHY FACE!"
Malfoy flinched, as everyone else did. Malfoy always thought Neville
was a little helpless pitiful kid, and he was shocked and scared to
see him suddenly explode like that. No one else in the Great Hall had
expected anything like this from Neville either.
"WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME LONGBOTTOM?!" Neville shouted at the top of
his lungs, "I AM SICK OF IT! OKAY, I ADMIT I HAVE AN UGLY LONG BOTTOM,
BUT IT SMELLS MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR F*CKING SMELLY ASS!"
Everyone was shocked. Harry was looking at Neville in surprise.
Hermione even dropped her arithmancy book in her pumpkin juice in
surprise. Ron was saying "Go, Neville" in a frightened sort of way.
And Malfoy's gang was scared to death, they were huddling close together shaking.
"HOW WOULD YOU IDIOTS LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU LONGBOTTOM? I'VE HAD
ENOUGH!" Exploded Neville.
Snape plucked up his courage, and manged to whimper, "Longbottom,
30 points from Gryff-"
Neville pointed a finger at Snape and Snape shut up.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME LONGBOTTOM! MY ASS IS NOT THAT LONG, OKAY?"
Hermione, after hiding herself in a pile of books, said, "Umm¡¦
Neville, Longbottom is your last name."
Neville thought for a moment. "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well, gotta go,
can't stay in here forever, ya know¡¦ Meet you guys in herbology." he said
as he bounced off the great hall.
"What the hell was that?" Ron mouthed.
****************************************************
Meanwhile, in Penelope Clearwater's house
"MOM, I'M NOT GOING TO CLEAR THE WATER, OKAY? SO FOR THE LAST TIME,
STOP SHOUTING PENELOPE, CLEAR WATER!!!"
Well, that was it. Don't forget to review
It was a fine day in Hogwarts and in the Slytherin commmon room, and
Malfoy was bored out of his wits.
"Man, I wish there was somethin' to do." he said to his friends Crabbe and Goyle.
"Let's go Longbottom hunting" suggested Goyle.
"Good idea, we'll get him this time!" snickered Malfoy
Meanwhile Neville was in the Great Hall eating breakfast with Harry,
Hermione and Ron. Neville was sleepy and didn't recognize that he was pouring his pumpkin juice on his robes instead of his mouth. Then suddenly, Malfoy and his gang came into the hall, wearing evil grins.
"Hey, Longbottom! In case you have forgotten, you're supposed to drink
with yer-"
Malfoy was cut off as Neville suddenly roared. His roar was so loud,
that everyone in the Great hall could hear it.
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I am sick of you, SICK OF
YOU AND YOUR FILTHY FACE!"
Malfoy flinched, as everyone else did. Malfoy always thought Neville
was a little helpless pitiful kid, and he was shocked and scared to
see him suddenly explode like that. No one else in the Great Hall had
expected anything like this from Neville either.
"WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME LONGBOTTOM?!" Neville shouted at the top of
his lungs, "I AM SICK OF IT! OKAY, I ADMIT I HAVE AN UGLY LONG BOTTOM,
BUT IT SMELLS MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR F*CKING SMELLY ASS!"
Everyone was shocked. Harry was looking at Neville in surprise.
Hermione even dropped her arithmancy book in her pumpkin juice in
surprise. Ron was saying "Go, Neville" in a frightened sort of way.
And Malfoy's gang was scared to death, they were huddling close together shaking.
"HOW WOULD YOU IDIOTS LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU LONGBOTTOM? I'VE HAD
ENOUGH!" Exploded Neville.
Snape plucked up his courage, and manged to whimper, "Longbottom,
30 points from Gryff-"
Neville pointed a finger at Snape and Snape shut up.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME LONGBOTTOM! MY ASS IS NOT THAT LONG, OKAY?"
Hermione, after hiding herself in a pile of books, said, "Umm¡¦
Neville, Longbottom is your last name."
Neville thought for a moment. "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well, gotta go,
can't stay in here forever, ya know¡¦ Meet you guys in herbology." he said
as he bounced off the great hall.
"What the hell was that?" Ron mouthed.
****************************************************
Meanwhile, in Penelope Clearwater's house
"MOM, I'M NOT GOING TO CLEAR THE WATER, OKAY? SO FOR THE LAST TIME,
STOP SHOUTING PENELOPE, CLEAR WATER!!!"
Well, that was it. Don't forget to review
