He wondered how late it was when he woke up

Hello this is a fanfic about the Marauders, Lily and others. I know that it's not a very original subject, but I don't care.

Sorry for the grammar, please ignore it.  Ohh and what about the title. I couldn't think of something better, Suggestions are welcome even as ideas for the story

And PLEASE READ AND REVIEW

He wondered how late it was when he woke up. He rolled over and suddenly he felt that there was no bed anymore.

CLANG

Ouch that hurts.

'He What are you doing next to your bed?' asked his friend Sirius unintelligent.

'Well I thought that that was comfortabler than sleeping in bed,' James respond sarcastically.

'How late is it?' he asked.

'Dunno, almost time I guess,'

'Shall we wake Peter?' Sirius asked  James with twinkling eyes.

'Not again the poor boy,' came a voice from another bed.

'Good morning Remus,' said James.

'Why not he snors so loud that even the girls complain that they can't sleep,' said Sirius.

'I go and get a bucket with water,' Sirius grinned and walked away.

'He will never grow up,' sighted Remus and he stood up and dressed himself.

'I'm afraid you're right,' James agreed.

'I'm back,' grinned Sirius when he ran back into the dormitory.

Sirius was so busy to play a prank on Peter that he forgot that he had left his clothes in the doorway de previous evening.

'Ahhh,'

'BENG!!,'

'Fuck it,' he yelled.

James and Remus laughed so hard that they were unable to talk. Sirius was soaking wet.

'He what's so funny,' asked Peter, who woke up from the noise.

Remus and James laughed only harder

'I tell you today is my bad day,' groaned Sirius when he stood up.

'What's so funny,' Peter asked again.

'Sirius decided to take a bath,' Remus grinned.

'And about time? Don't you think,' James laughed.

'This is not funny, this is the only clean robe,' Sirius said and he walked out of the dormitory.

'C'mon I'm hungry, let's go and eat,' said James.

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'Hey Lil, you can sit here, I saved you a seat,' yelled a blond girl.

'Thank you, Miran,' said Lilly.

'Where are the others?' she asked.

'Uhm, Frank forgot something, I can't remember what, Gwen is in the library, don't ask me why, and Steven is by McGonagall because he slipt detention,' Miranda said.

'I wonder what happened to Black,' said Lilly when she saw him entering the Great hall.

'Damn, Is he still alive?' said Miranda.

'Yes I'm afraid he's,' said Lily.

'Yagh and there is the rest of their stupid gang,' she continued.

'Who's stupid?' asked a blond boy.

'He Frank, take a seat,' said Miranda.

'Ohh, you know who I mean,' said Lily.

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'Good morning kids,' said Professor McGonagall when they entered the transfiguration classroom.

'Ohh, shit I forgot my book,' said Miranda.

'Language, Mrs Shawcross,' said Professor McGonagall.

' Yes Prof,' said Miranda and ran away.

Lily sighted and sat down.

Miranda always forget something, There comes a day that she forget her head she thought.

'Hey, have you already heard it,' said Gwen when she sat down next to Lily.

'No, but Miranda sits here,'

'Oh, well than she sit somewhere else,' said Gwen.

'With Christmas there is a Ball,' she said enthusiastically.

'Today we have a practical lesson,' said McGonagall.

The door opened and Miranda ran in.

'I'm sorry, but I forgot my book, oh I already told you. He Lil you should save me a seat, where am I supposed to sit now?' Miranda asked when she saw that Gwen sat on her seat.

Lily shrugged.

'There's an empty seat,' said McGonagall and she pointed at a chair between Sirius and James.

'Oh No, I'm not going to sit between Dumb an Dumber,' Miranda said.

'Miss Shawcross Sit down now,' barked McGonagall.

Miranda shot Lily a look and sat down.

'I'm Sorry,' mouthed Lily.

'Today you must try to change eachother in an animal, ' McGonagall told the class. 'I will tell you what animal.'

'You work in pairs. Let me see Lily and Gwen,…… Remus and James and….. Sirius and Miranda…….'

 'Oh No my life lay in the hands of a complete idiot,' groaned Miranda.

'Hey Sirius,' said James loudly. I thought today was your bad day?'

'I think I was wrong,' Sirius answered.

'What is wrong Shawcross, don't you like you're partner?' James asked.

'Guess?' she said irritated.

'Don't bite me,' James said.  'Owh Sirius hard one.'

'She likes me she only don't want to admit it,' Sirius said and scooted closer to Miranda.

'Oh, shut up, 'she snapped.

'Sirius, 'said McGonagall, you must change Miranda in a sheep.

'In a sheep, couldn't you think of something better?' Miranda yelled.

She opened her mouth to say something else, but decided that it was probably better when she say nothing, judging from McGonagall's angry face.

'All right Shawcross, are you ready?' grinned Sirius.

And before she could answer he had transfigured her in a sheep.

'Ohh look how cute she's,' said Sirius to James who just transfigured Remus in a snake.

'She's very attractive when she has her mouth shut,' James agreed.

'All right Sirius transfigure her back,' demanded McGonagall.

'Oh, no McGonagall can't we let her like this?'

'Mr Black Transfigure her back,' said McGonagall.

'But I  like her better this wa.. AUHHHH,'

The sheep had bitten him in the leg. The whole class laughed.

' Mr. Black NOW,' said McGonagall angry.

'You make good sheep's, 'said Sirius when he had transfigured Miranda back.

'And even in sheepform you are a bitch,' James whispered in her ear.

'I must admit you're a sexy bitch,' Sirius whispered in her other ear.

'Oh, fuck you, Sirius,' Miranda said coldly.

'He James, She said Fuck you to me, do you think she want me?' Sirius asked his friend loudly so that the whole class could hear it.

'I don't know, big chance she will,' laughed James.

'Miranda you must change Sirius in a dog,' said McGonagall.

'And Remus you must change James in a cat.'

'C'mon Shawcross a dog, I know you can do that,' grinned Sirius.

'Mmm, I have a better idea,' muttered Miranda under her breath.

'Are you ready Black?' She asked.

He nodded with a broad smile.

And she transfigured him, but not in a dog, but into a pig.

The whole class laughed so hard, that it caught McGonagall's  attention.

'Miss. Shawcross, I said a dog not a pig, although I must say that it suits him well.'

'He Sirius it's better,' said James.

'Yes I think James is right, It's an improvement,' laughed Remus.

The pig grunted indignantly.

'Miss Shawcross I think it's time that you transfigure him back,' said McGonagall.

'Are you sure professor he's much quieter as a pig.' laughed James.

'Yeah and he's handsomer too,' added Miranda.

'We can vote, who wants him as a pig or as a human,' suggested Remus.

'Miss Shawcross transfigure him back NOW,' said McGonagall angry.

The pig grunted loudly by this words.

'What did you say Sirius?' Miranda asked with a sweet voice.

'I think he want to say that he love his body as it's now,' said James.

'Yeah he looks slender, don't you think,' Remus said.

Miranda and James nodded in agreement.

'Miss Shawcross I thought I asked you to turn him back,' McGonagall said angry.

'All right, but don't blame me when you despite your choice,' she warned and she transfigured him back.

'You thought this was funny?' said Sirius in an angry voice.

Miranda saw that he wasn't angry, but that he only acted as if he was.

'You looked great,' said James.

'Ohh did I,' Sirius asked.

'And you!  Take it back!' he yelled to Miranda.

She raised her eyebrows.

'What must I take back?'

'That I look handsomer when I am a pig.'

'Why should I take it back, it's true,'

'It's not true and you know it, you just don't want to admit that I'm handsome and that I have a great body!'

'Yeah right, even Dumbledore is attractiver than you're!'

'Liar, You want me! You only don't want to face it!'

'I want you?' 'You're completely insane!'.

'Ouch that hurt's,' Sirius said.

They were so busy with their discussing that they hadn't noticed that Dumbledore had walked in and that the whole class was listening to them.

 'Mr Black and Miss Shawcross, I don't want to be rude to interrupt your very interesting conversation, but I want to ask something to Mr Potter, so if you want to excuse us.'

James stood up and walked to Professor Dumbledore.

'Mr Black I think  she isn't falling for you and Miss Shawcross, thank you for finding me attractive, a pity that we aren't from the same age.' And he and James walked out of the room.

Miranda stared at Professor Dumbledore in shock and turned red. Had he just said what she thought he had said.

The whole class was laughing so hard that it took a while till Professor McGonagall had the attention back from them.

Sirius sat so close to Miranda that she could feel him breath.

'Back off Black find someone else who likes you and don't annoy me with your ugly face,' she spatted.

'Why should I, I like to annoy you,' he replied.

'Oh you just don't get it, wont you,' she said louder than she had meant to.

The whole class was listening, again.

 Lucky for her the bell rang and the lesson was over.

'See you later,' whispered Sirius in her ear before he walked away to his friends.

'I'm really sorry but, ………'

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'Wow, I'm so hungry I can eat a dragon,' Lily said.

'I don't think that's very good for your figure,' Steven commented.

'Oh, shut up,' she snapped.

'Ladies and Gentlemen,' said Dumbledore when he stood up.

'This year a few day's before Christmas we organizes a Ball and we hope that you go with a partner. Some of you already have one. But others maybe not. So keep this in mind and I hope that you all find someone.'

Oh Noo,' moaned Miranda.

'I know that it's a pity that I can't go with you Miss Shawcross, but you know as headmaster from this school I can't go with students. But I think Mr Black would like to go with you,' Dumbledore said with twinkling eyes.

Miranda turned red.

'Yeah Shawcross you can go with me,' Sirius yelled.

'Ohh shut up, Black!' she yelled back at him.

' Please children discus this later, let's eat now.'

'Ohh and Mr Black we eat Pork tonight, I hope that's not a problem?' Dumbledore asked with an amused voice.

'Nope as long as it isn't sheep it's fine with me!' Black called loudly.

Everyone who knew what happened in Transfiguration laughed ( and that was almost whole Hogwarts, stories goes very fast)

'Ohh I hate that boy,' Miranda groaned.

'I know what you mean, Black and Potter are two disgusting type's ,' Lily agreed.

'Do you know with who you go to the ball?' Gwen cut in..

'I dunno,' said Lily.

'We have 5 weeks the time to find someone, so why worried now,' said Miranda.

'It's hard to find someone,' said Gwen.

'I don't care with who I'm going. I think I go with Frank or with Lily,' Miranda said with a big smile.

'Oh Great, that's a deal,' grinned Lily.

'Or you can go with Black, he asked you,' Steven said.

'O shut up, you know I'll never go with him, all was he the last man on earth,' Said Miranda

'And he don't want to go with me  either, he is just joking,' she assured her friends.                                       

*

'He Sir, do you know with who you go to the ball,' asked James his friend, when they were back in the commonroom..

'I don't know maybe that Ravenclaw girl, she's sexy,' said Sirius with a grin.

'No, you don't mean…., do you…?,' Remus said with a voice full of disbelieve.

'That girl is in the seventh year and she has a boyfriend,' James added.

'So what! Do you know someone better?' Sirius said a bit irritated.

'Yes, I think, I know with who I wanted to go,' said James mysteriously.

'Who,' asked Sirius curious.

'Yeah I like to know, too,' said Remus.

'James, tell us,' Peter said almost pleading.

'I'm not going to tell you!' grinned James.

'Ohh, Jamie Please!!' Sirius pleaded.

'All right,' James said and whispered something in Sirius ear. Who started laughing.

'No, you don't! he chuckled.

'Who's it?' Remus asked curious.

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS STUPID STORY!!!!! And please tell me if I should write more or not.