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Rubens: *sighs sadly* Diana, my love, what has become of you?
Sierra: *stepping up* Having a problem with petrification?
Rubens: I'm afraid so, Miss Dragoon. Diana has become a statue.
Sierra: No need to be so glum, chum. I have the perfect solution! Popo!
Rubens: Popo?
Pelican: *popping in* The no-frigidity, de-rigidity, getcha-fidgety, heaven-forbidity medicine!
Sierra: *groan*
Rubens: But she's a statue! Her mouth isn't even open. She couldn't swallow that thing if she wanted to.
Sierra: For this application, we recommend external use.
Rubens: Huh?
Sierra: *sticks bug on Diana's neck* Watch!
Diana: *destones IMMEDIATELY* AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Rubens: *eyes shining* Diana, you're all right!
Diana: GET IT OFFA ME! AAAAIIIIEEE!!!!
Sierra: Popo is so effective, it'll even move a Jumi to tears!
Diana: SIERRA, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Rubens: Thank you, Popo!
OUTTAKE
Pelican: *popping in* The no frigidiby, de fribid- *groan* Who writes this stuff for me?
Rubens: *sings* - but many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able!
