This chapter is dedicated to Gazzy, who showed me the ZAGR!!! Yeah! And of
course, Amethyst Soul. Thank you both for getting the story started.
By the way, if anyone knows the teachers name, that would be helpful...

The little Irken ship landed in front of the strangely crooked house. The
alien stepped out, and looked at her surroundings. This was obviously the
alien Zim's house. It had been easy for her to spot with the ugly green
lawn gnomes.

The Irken took the little android, Gir2, in her arms, and ran up the walkway
quickly. She started to pound on the door helplessly. She had to get in
before she was seen.

"Come on!" Open the door!"

"Who is it?" Zim shouted angrilly. "Go away Dib!"

"Look, Zim, I have no idea who Dib is! Now open the door!"

"Then who are you?" Zim snapped. He opened the door a few inches and looked
at the Irken on his doorstep. They were the same hight, except her antennae
were longer than his, and her eyes were a lighter pink.

Gir threw his arms up. "Yay!" he cried.

"Are you kidding? This is BAD, Gir!" Zim shouted.

"Yay!"

Zim sighed, and turned his attention back to the Irken.

"Come in before someone sees you, and we both get busted. I'll give you
some of my human-wear."

The alien stepped inside the house, and looked around.

"I could have done better, Zim," she said turning her attention to the
robotic parents Zim had in the corner.

"Why did you come?" Zim yelled. He threw up his arms. "You came to try and
take my place, didn't you?"

"I have better things to do," the Irken said. "Actually, I'm here to help
you. Everybody thinks you're screwing up."

"Oh no, I know you, Silef!" Zim said shaking his head. "You were always an
evil sister! And now you've come back to haunt me!" He shook his hand at her.
"But now I have an iron fist! Obey the fist!"

Silef's Irken eyes widened. She pushed her brother's hand away easily.

"I'm not going to obey a FIST, Zim," she said. "Let alone yours."

Zim paced back and forth as Gir took Gir2 to the lab carrying cupcakes.

"Oh no, Silef. I know a lot more about the humans here than you do!
You...YOU...you're acting like Gaz!"

"I've always acted this way," Silef said in a boredlike tone. "Who's Gaz? I
like the name."

"Aha!" Zim screamed. "See? I am the one worthy of taking over the Earth, and
killing that pesky DeathBee!"

"Will you stop shouting?" Silef walked towards Zim. "Come on, Zimmy. The
Irkens sent me."

"I do not need your help, novice!" Zim yelled. "I can dominate Earth myself!
And NEVER call me ZIMMY!"

"Look Zim," Silef said, "will you stop shouting at me, and give me a
costume before I walk out into the open, and expose the Irkens for the heck
of it?"

Zim shook with anger. He didn't NEED his pesky sister to help him conquer
the Earth! He would get that kid Dib away soon enough; and if needed, he'd
finish his sister off. Then Earth would be his for the taking!

"Fine!" Zim said, a little more quietly. "But don't try any funny stuff! I
can send you away!" He took Silef down to the lab, and started to measure her
eye.

"Zim, what are you doing?"

"Measuring your eye!" he said, like every normal being in the universe did
this.

"And may I ask WHY YOU ARE MEASURING MY EYE?!"

"So I can give you eeeeyyyeeesss!" Zim said, putting a little to much
emphasis on the word 'eyes'.

"But I already have eeeeeeyyyyeeesssss!" Silef said, mocking Zim.

"You need human eyes," Zim said, looking for the right sized eye. "Unless of
course, you want to go to school without them. Then Dib will get you for
sure."

"Come on, Zim!" Silef said, taking a cupcake from Gir2. "Who are these
people...Gaz and Dib...that you speak of?" She smiled. "Are they a threat to
you, Zimmy?"

Zim banged his fist on the table. "Don't call me that, Siffy!"

"Never...EVER...call me that if you want to keep your limbs," Silef
threatened.

"There you go again!" Zim said. "Acting like Gaz!"

"WHO IS GAZ, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD?" Silef shouted so loud she made Gir and Gir2
jump.

"Oh, and you don't know about water, either," Zim chuckled. He threw the
fake eyes at Silef. Instead, they hit Gir2.

"Get it off! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" she started screaming.

"Gir2, be quiet!" Zim yelled.

"Don't say that to Gir2." Silef took the eyes off of Gir2's face, and put
them on. She could see through a little hole in the middle. "Now, Zim, what
do I do about my head?"

"Well, the kids at school think the green kid with no ears thing is a skin
condition I have. I put my antennae inside a fake hairpiece. Try one. They're
in my closet. I want you ready for school tomorrow. If you're staying, I'm
not having you ruining this!"

"Zim," Silef said as she headed up the stairs, "you've gotten no where in
conquering the earth!"

"Oh be quiet!"

"THANK YOU, I WILL!" Silef stared after her brother angrilly. "Come on, Gir2.
I'm going to look at what a BAD JOB ZIM DID ON MAKING THIS HOUSE!"

Zim growled. Silef was going to ruin everything. He...sort of...knew how to
handle Dib and Gaz by now. Even his nutcase teacher. But Silef? She had no
idea...no idea what was coming to her.




Well, I made the first chapter short so you could just see how the story
begins. The other chapters will be longer. Remember-I NEED THAT TEACHERS
NAME!