Kristie Tells It Like It Is
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STICK AROUND! More LoM in just a few moments!
Niccolo: I've returned with the final dose of your medicine. If you'll just pay the required charge, it can be all yours.
Kristie: But... but I don't have ten billion lucre!
Niccolo: That's too bad. I'm sorry that you feel there's a price tag on your life.
Sotherbee: Onwy because you put it there, you despicable gweedy monster!
Nicollo: Have a care, Mushmouth!
Kristie: Surely you'd consider something else for payment?
Nicollo: Hmmm... I have it! Sign over the deed to your gallery to me, and I'll gladly give you the medicine!
Sotherbee: Madam!
Kristie: My gallery!? I... I'd die first!
Niccolo: Be reasonable!
Voice from Above: Hold on one second!
Sandra descends from the ceiling on her zip line, holding on to Sierra.
Sandra: You owe me, puff dragoon.
Sierra: Yeah, yeah. *hands over 20 lucre*
Sandra: And go on a diet, will ya? *Hops the line and rises out of sight*
Sierra: You don't have to give up the deed to the plantation -
Niccolo: Gallery.
Sierra: Whatever. I've got a remedy that will have you back on your feet in no time!
Sotherbee: Madam does not have feet!
Sierra: Work with me here!
Niccolo: *scowling* Don't listen to this vile charlatan!
Kristie: You'd prefer I'd listen to the other one?
Niccolo: Ye- err... waitaminnit.
Kristie: What is your cure?
Sierra: *producing bug* New Popo!
Niccolo: *ears perking* Popo?
Sotherbee: *cringing* Popo?
Sierra: In a free trial size!
Kristie: *eyeing bug* What am I supposed to do with that?
Sierra: Take two a day with lots of water and honey.
Tense moments pass
Kristie: Give me the deed.
Sierra: What!?
Kristie: I said give me the deed! Some things are worse than death!!
Sotherbee: Yes, Madam!
Sierra: But -
Kristie: I'd sooner die, or sign my life's dreams away to that rabbit-eared devil, than eat that... that... that INSECT!
Niccolo: You've made the right choice!
Kristie: Shut up, before I decide to take the business with me!
Sierra: But what about the Popo?
Niccolo: *snatch* You did say FREE, right?
*CRUNCH*
Niccolo: Mmmmm... tastes like Greenballs!
Sierra: Eewwwwwww...
Announcer: Popo! You can't give it away!
STINGER:
Outside
Sierra: Remember, half of this is mine!
Niccolo: Pleasure doing business with you!
Announcer created by Dom`ny Mortis
STICK AROUND! More LoM in just a few moments!
Niccolo: I've returned with the final dose of your medicine. If you'll just pay the required charge, it can be all yours.
Kristie: But... but I don't have ten billion lucre!
Niccolo: That's too bad. I'm sorry that you feel there's a price tag on your life.
Sotherbee: Onwy because you put it there, you despicable gweedy monster!
Nicollo: Have a care, Mushmouth!
Kristie: Surely you'd consider something else for payment?
Nicollo: Hmmm... I have it! Sign over the deed to your gallery to me, and I'll gladly give you the medicine!
Sotherbee: Madam!
Kristie: My gallery!? I... I'd die first!
Niccolo: Be reasonable!
Voice from Above: Hold on one second!
Sandra descends from the ceiling on her zip line, holding on to Sierra.
Sandra: You owe me, puff dragoon.
Sierra: Yeah, yeah. *hands over 20 lucre*
Sandra: And go on a diet, will ya? *Hops the line and rises out of sight*
Sierra: You don't have to give up the deed to the plantation -
Niccolo: Gallery.
Sierra: Whatever. I've got a remedy that will have you back on your feet in no time!
Sotherbee: Madam does not have feet!
Sierra: Work with me here!
Niccolo: *scowling* Don't listen to this vile charlatan!
Kristie: You'd prefer I'd listen to the other one?
Niccolo: Ye- err... waitaminnit.
Kristie: What is your cure?
Sierra: *producing bug* New Popo!
Niccolo: *ears perking* Popo?
Sotherbee: *cringing* Popo?
Sierra: In a free trial size!
Kristie: *eyeing bug* What am I supposed to do with that?
Sierra: Take two a day with lots of water and honey.
Tense moments pass
Kristie: Give me the deed.
Sierra: What!?
Kristie: I said give me the deed! Some things are worse than death!!
Sotherbee: Yes, Madam!
Sierra: But -
Kristie: I'd sooner die, or sign my life's dreams away to that rabbit-eared devil, than eat that... that... that INSECT!
Niccolo: You've made the right choice!
Kristie: Shut up, before I decide to take the business with me!
Sierra: But what about the Popo?
Niccolo: *snatch* You did say FREE, right?
*CRUNCH*
Niccolo: Mmmmm... tastes like Greenballs!
Sierra: Eewwwwwww...
Announcer: Popo! You can't give it away!
STINGER:
Outside
Sierra: Remember, half of this is mine!
Niccolo: Pleasure doing business with you!
Announcer created by Dom`ny Mortis
