Kristie Tells It Like It Is All characters (C) Square except as noted.

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Niccolo: I've returned with the final dose of your medicine. If you'll just pay the required charge, it can be all yours.

Kristie: But... but I don't have ten billion lucre!

Niccolo: That's too bad. I'm sorry that you feel there's a price tag on your life.

Sotherbee: Onwy because you put it there, you despicable gweedy monster!

Nicollo: Have a care, Mushmouth!

Kristie: Surely you'd consider something else for payment?

Nicollo: Hmmm... I have it! Sign over the deed to your gallery to me, and I'll gladly give you the medicine!

Sotherbee: Madam!

Kristie: My gallery!? I... I'd die first!

Niccolo: Be reasonable!

Voice from Above: Hold on one second!

Sandra descends from the ceiling on her zip line, holding on to Sierra.

Sandra: You owe me, puff dragoon.

Sierra: Yeah, yeah. *hands over 20 lucre*

Sandra: And go on a diet, will ya? *Hops the line and rises out of sight*

Sierra: You don't have to give up the deed to the plantation -

Niccolo: Gallery.

Sierra: Whatever. I've got a remedy that will have you back on your feet in no time!

Sotherbee: Madam does not have feet!

Sierra: Work with me here!

Niccolo: *scowling* Don't listen to this vile charlatan!

Kristie: You'd prefer I'd listen to the other one?

Niccolo: Ye- err... waitaminnit.

Kristie: What is your cure?

Sierra: *producing bug* New Popo!

Niccolo: *ears perking* Popo?

Sotherbee: *cringing* Popo?

Sierra: In a free trial size!

Kristie: *eyeing bug* What am I supposed to do with that?

Sierra: Take two a day with lots of water and honey.

Tense moments pass

Kristie: Give me the deed.

Sierra: What!?

Kristie: I said give me the deed! Some things are worse than death!!

Sotherbee: Yes, Madam!

Sierra: But -

Kristie: I'd sooner die, or sign my life's dreams away to that rabbit-eared devil, than eat that... that... that INSECT!

Niccolo: You've made the right choice!

Kristie: Shut up, before I decide to take the business with me!

Sierra: But what about the Popo?

Niccolo: *snatch* You did say FREE, right?

*CRUNCH*

Niccolo: Mmmmm... tastes like Greenballs!

Sierra: Eewwwwwww...

Announcer: Popo! You can't give it away!






STINGER:
Outside

Sierra: Remember, half of this is mine!

Niccolo: Pleasure doing business with you!



Announcer created by Dom`ny Mortis