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Chapter Two:
"Wake up, Siffy!" Zim screamed in Silef's ear the next morning. "DING! DING!
DING! TIME FOR SCHOOL! WAKE UP, LAZY!" Zim slapped her across the face. She
couldn't have cared less.
Zim ran, and got a bucket of water. He was about to pour it all onto Silef
when he remembered he could be the only Irken that wasn't harmed by water.
Instead, he scooped some water up into his glove, and spritzed it onto his
sister.
When Silef finally realized that she was sizzling, her eyes popped open, and
she hit the ceiling...literally.
"Zim, what was that for?" she sputtered.
"That was water," Zim said. "I'll explain it later. We have to go to school.
Quickly! Put your disguise on!"
"Cupcake?" Gir2 asked hopefully.
"Cupcake!" Gir pulled one out of the refrigerator.
"Stop it! We have worse things to worry about! Come on! Hurry up!
Ms. Bitters is going to...hate you..." Zim paused. "But she hates all of us
anyway! Come on! You're so slow!"
"Will you shut up?" Silef shouted, trying to fit the fake eye over her real
light pink one. "How do I put these on again?"
Zim grabbed them out of her hands, and slapped them over her eyes.
"There, that's how you put them on. Now quick! Put on some hair!"
"Hair itches..." Silef frowned.
"That's to bad!" Zim took a hairpiece out of his closet, and stuffed his
sister's antennae into the ponytail on the end.
Silef scratched her head.
"Don't do that," Zim cautioned. "It looks like you have lice."
"Lice?"
"Come on!" Zim grabbed Silef by the arm, and dragged her out of the house.
They started walking down the street, towards the 'skool', when Zim saw
something out of the corner of his eye.
"DUUUCK!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. He pushed Silef behind a bush.
"Stay quiet...I don't want him to hear us!"
"If you didn't want him to hear you, then why did you scream so loud?" Silef
asked, standing up. "Who were you hiding from, anyway?"
"Dib," Zim replied. "Outside of school, he can get me! And I don't have a
plan!"
"Dib?" Silef glared at Zim. "You know I want to meet him! He's obviously
more powerful than you!"
"Fool! He wants to destroy me!"
"A real Irken," Silef began, smiling, "would find a human like that as no
threat. You are so weak, Zim. You and Gir obviously need my help. The only
thing you did succeed in was outliving our bets."
Zim stopped dead, and looked behind him, to face his sister.
"What?!"
"Oh yeah, Zim. We were all betting on how long you would last here on Earth."
"And I outlived all the bets?"
"Yes..."
"Miserable people!" Zim shrieked. "How long was the longest bet?"
Silef paused. "Three earth hours?"
"Miserable! All of you! Miserable!"
Silef continued to laugh uncontrollably for the rest of the way, until Zim
elbowed her in the stomache.
"Stop laughing. Ms. Bitters will kill you. We're at school."
Silef looked at the sign over the school, and shook her head. "These
Earth...things... have grammer problems..."
"Ms. Bitters is going to hate you."
"Why?"
"I don't know!" Zim said sarcastically. "Maybe because she hates everybody?
You are not worthy! OBEY MY FIST!"
"Zim!" Silef pushed his hand away like she had the day before. "Get over it!"
"Hurry!" Zim shrieked, ignoring her. "We are the only one's here! We must get
inside before we are sent to detention!" Zim grabbed Silef's hand, and
barreled into the school building, falling through his classroom door.
Lucky for Silef, she had wrenched her hand out of Zim's grasp just before
he had hit the door.
"Children..." Ms. Bitters began. "YOU ARE MISERABLY EARLY! MISERABLE,
PATHETIC STUDENTS!"
"She's lying," Zim whispered, trying to cover up for his idiotic mistake.
"She just wants to make us feel bad."
"Whatever, Zim." Silef gave him the hand, and went to sit down in a seat in
the back of the room.
"So, you're Zim's sister, eh?" Ms. Bitters said.
"Yes..."
"Ah, you'll be just as pathetic." Ms. Bitters was about to insult her more,
when she heard her students raging down the halway. "Idiotic students! I will
rain my vengace upon you!"
Silef turned her head towards Zim, and whispered, "Isn't that something you
would say?"
"Maybe she just likes me," Zim said, only looking at Silef for a split
second.
"You look rediculous!" Silef said, finally cracking up.
"Well, you should see yourself," Zim said. "You are wearing more hair than
me! And the only eye color I had in your size was...green!"
"Nooo!" Silef shrieked.
Zim threw a pencil at her.
"Shhh!!!"
The rest of the students entered the classroom. All of the students looked
extremely clueless, except for a boy that had black hair sticking out of
his head like a tree branch, and a girl with purple hair who looked like she
was about to kill someone. Silef didn't know who these people were, and they
didn't know who she was either. All three of them would find out soon enough,
when the whole thing turned into a twisted mess.
Dib started to walk over to a seat, far away from his sister, when he saw
Silef, and stopped dead.
"Whoa!" he whispered loudly. "Who is THAT?!"
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Chapter Two:
"Wake up, Siffy!" Zim screamed in Silef's ear the next morning. "DING! DING!
DING! TIME FOR SCHOOL! WAKE UP, LAZY!" Zim slapped her across the face. She
couldn't have cared less.
Zim ran, and got a bucket of water. He was about to pour it all onto Silef
when he remembered he could be the only Irken that wasn't harmed by water.
Instead, he scooped some water up into his glove, and spritzed it onto his
sister.
When Silef finally realized that she was sizzling, her eyes popped open, and
she hit the ceiling...literally.
"Zim, what was that for?" she sputtered.
"That was water," Zim said. "I'll explain it later. We have to go to school.
Quickly! Put your disguise on!"
"Cupcake?" Gir2 asked hopefully.
"Cupcake!" Gir pulled one out of the refrigerator.
"Stop it! We have worse things to worry about! Come on! Hurry up!
Ms. Bitters is going to...hate you..." Zim paused. "But she hates all of us
anyway! Come on! You're so slow!"
"Will you shut up?" Silef shouted, trying to fit the fake eye over her real
light pink one. "How do I put these on again?"
Zim grabbed them out of her hands, and slapped them over her eyes.
"There, that's how you put them on. Now quick! Put on some hair!"
"Hair itches..." Silef frowned.
"That's to bad!" Zim took a hairpiece out of his closet, and stuffed his
sister's antennae into the ponytail on the end.
Silef scratched her head.
"Don't do that," Zim cautioned. "It looks like you have lice."
"Lice?"
"Come on!" Zim grabbed Silef by the arm, and dragged her out of the house.
They started walking down the street, towards the 'skool', when Zim saw
something out of the corner of his eye.
"DUUUCK!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. He pushed Silef behind a bush.
"Stay quiet...I don't want him to hear us!"
"If you didn't want him to hear you, then why did you scream so loud?" Silef
asked, standing up. "Who were you hiding from, anyway?"
"Dib," Zim replied. "Outside of school, he can get me! And I don't have a
plan!"
"Dib?" Silef glared at Zim. "You know I want to meet him! He's obviously
more powerful than you!"
"Fool! He wants to destroy me!"
"A real Irken," Silef began, smiling, "would find a human like that as no
threat. You are so weak, Zim. You and Gir obviously need my help. The only
thing you did succeed in was outliving our bets."
Zim stopped dead, and looked behind him, to face his sister.
"What?!"
"Oh yeah, Zim. We were all betting on how long you would last here on Earth."
"And I outlived all the bets?"
"Yes..."
"Miserable people!" Zim shrieked. "How long was the longest bet?"
Silef paused. "Three earth hours?"
"Miserable! All of you! Miserable!"
Silef continued to laugh uncontrollably for the rest of the way, until Zim
elbowed her in the stomache.
"Stop laughing. Ms. Bitters will kill you. We're at school."
Silef looked at the sign over the school, and shook her head. "These
Earth...things... have grammer problems..."
"Ms. Bitters is going to hate you."
"Why?"
"I don't know!" Zim said sarcastically. "Maybe because she hates everybody?
You are not worthy! OBEY MY FIST!"
"Zim!" Silef pushed his hand away like she had the day before. "Get over it!"
"Hurry!" Zim shrieked, ignoring her. "We are the only one's here! We must get
inside before we are sent to detention!" Zim grabbed Silef's hand, and
barreled into the school building, falling through his classroom door.
Lucky for Silef, she had wrenched her hand out of Zim's grasp just before
he had hit the door.
"Children..." Ms. Bitters began. "YOU ARE MISERABLY EARLY! MISERABLE,
PATHETIC STUDENTS!"
"She's lying," Zim whispered, trying to cover up for his idiotic mistake.
"She just wants to make us feel bad."
"Whatever, Zim." Silef gave him the hand, and went to sit down in a seat in
the back of the room.
"So, you're Zim's sister, eh?" Ms. Bitters said.
"Yes..."
"Ah, you'll be just as pathetic." Ms. Bitters was about to insult her more,
when she heard her students raging down the halway. "Idiotic students! I will
rain my vengace upon you!"
Silef turned her head towards Zim, and whispered, "Isn't that something you
would say?"
"Maybe she just likes me," Zim said, only looking at Silef for a split
second.
"You look rediculous!" Silef said, finally cracking up.
"Well, you should see yourself," Zim said. "You are wearing more hair than
me! And the only eye color I had in your size was...green!"
"Nooo!" Silef shrieked.
Zim threw a pencil at her.
"Shhh!!!"
The rest of the students entered the classroom. All of the students looked
extremely clueless, except for a boy that had black hair sticking out of
his head like a tree branch, and a girl with purple hair who looked like she
was about to kill someone. Silef didn't know who these people were, and they
didn't know who she was either. All three of them would find out soon enough,
when the whole thing turned into a twisted mess.
Dib started to walk over to a seat, far away from his sister, when he saw
Silef, and stopped dead.
"Whoa!" he whispered loudly. "Who is THAT?!"
