HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! Navi is back with another fun...insane ficcy!!!!!!!!
*ahem* Im so borred so I came up with this ...er..."talk show" yaay!!!!!!!!


Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei, or its characters do not (although I pretend...so dont ruin my fun!) belong to me *sniff*


Navi: Hiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! *waves* Welcome to my...erm...Talk show thingy! *screams* KAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! And our guests today are....
Hisoka and Tsuzuki from Yami no Matsuei!!! *drools* And Here they are now! *claps*

-nothing happens-

Navi: *keeps clapping* heh...heh...^^;;;, be right back!

-Walks off set...comes back dragging Hisoka and Tsuzuki by their ...leashes! ((Yes, they are wearing leashes!)) And ties them to their chairs-

Navi: Okay!!! Lets get started then! *claps*

Hisoka: This is F*cking stupid!

Navi: err..*ahem* Soooo....Lets see who to start with..*gets all googley eyed* Hiiisssoookkkaaaaaa!!!

Hisoka: .....

Navi: Well, we all know you absolutly adore Tsuzu-

Hisoka: I do NOT!!!

Tsuzuki: ((In Chibi Inu form)) DEMO!!! *teary, puppy eyed*

Hisoka: *sigh*

Navi: Awww!! puppy!!!!! *huggles Tsuzuki* But back to the question...Hisoka, do you happen to like anyone else on the show the way you **Love** Tsuzuki??

Hisoka: I dont like him!!!! *Tuggs at the leash* GET THIS OFF ME!!!

Navi: Right...I geuss I'll answer the question for you! *tries to talk like Hisoka* As a matter of fact I love-

Tsuzuki: TSUZUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hisoka: *blushes* I hate you!!!

Tsuzuki: but I love yooooouuuu!!!!!!!!!!

Navi: *in awe* kawaii!!!!

Hisoka: I want to go home! *pouts*

Navi:..... Well I guess that answers the question....Now Tsuzuki...how bout the same question...Is there anyone else you like besides Hisoka??

Tsuzuki: *Grins*

Hisoka: *jealous* huh??? Who?!

Tsuzuki: Hijiri!! *rocks side to side*

Hisoka: demo...

Tsuzuki: Are you Jealous?? So you love me now?

Hisoka: NO!!! I dont care! *blushes* For all I care you can go F*ck Hijiri!!!

Navi: *drools* Nice!!!!!

Tsuzuki: Alright! Maybe I will!!!! but only If you will join us!

Navi: *falls off chair* Yaoiness!!!!!!!! *stumbles back onto the chair* hehehehe...

Hisoka: *blushes* err...

Navi: We'll have to talk about that question again later....next one! Did anyone of you ever consider dressing in Drag????!!!

Tsuzuki + Hisoka: *Blush, Sweatdrop* No-no!!!!! *shake heads* not at all

Navi: hmmm...I'm sure we *all* would like to see them in drag!!! *giggles* Lets have our stage helper people assist us!

-Hisoka and Tsuzuki are screaming while being dragged off stage by "Stage helper people" to the womens dressing rooms...-

Navi: This will be great!

-15 minutes later Screams and yelps can be heard just to the right of the stage as to "Pretty" Shimigami are holding on to the curtains-

-5 min later, the two Shimigami stand in the middle of the stage blushing and shaking in their new "Outfits"-

Navi: KAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! so adorable!!!!

Hisoka: *moaning with embarassment, dressed in a *short* light pink skirt with a tight black top* grrr.... *tries to take off the pink bow in his hair*

Tsuzuki: *Blushing, dressed in a pink *frilly* dressed with white Inu fur around the bottom, his hair done up in pig-tales* heh..heh...

Navi: Awwwwww!!!!!!!! I think I'll take a picture! *holds up cammra* Smile!!!!! *flash*

-Two shimigami fall to the ground blined by the flash-

Navi: HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay I'm tired!!! Shows over!! Tune in next week! for new ((or the same)) guests!!!! C'mon guys! you can come over my house tonight!!! *giggles*

Tsuzuki: but we have to get back to work!

Navi: I made some apple pie!!!!!

Hisoka: oh no...

Tsuzuki: *Inu form* YAY!!!!!!!! LETS GO! LETS GO!!!

Navi: glad to see you so interested! OOOooohhh and Hisoka you can stay in my room!!!!!! *muahahaha*

Hisoka: I think I'll--

Navi: Or I can lock you and Tsuzuki in my room together!

Hisoka: *yelp*

Tsuzuki: sounds fun!!! ne, soka-chan???

Navi: Oh it does!!!!!!! lets go!!! Bye Bye!!!!!!!!!




Yay! that was fun!!!!!! Make comments!!!!!! Yaoiness rules!!!!!!!!!!!