Neverwhere in a Page.
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Richard: Look, a dying hobo child. Let's take her back to my apartment.
Jessica: I'm leaving.
Croup: Give me Door.
Richard: Bite me.
*Croup and Vandemar chase them through the sewers*
Door: I need a bodyguard.
Hunter: I'm yours.
*Croup and Vandemar kill the marquis*
Black Friars: Eat dinner with us. Richard, we are going to drive you insane.
Richard: I won. Give me the damn key.
Islington: Boo-haw!
*They run through the sewers*
Hunter: The evil beast! *It kills her*
*Richard kills it*
Islington: Come in. Drink wine.
*Door and Richard get crashed*
Islington: Open the door to heaven.
Door: Bite me.
Marquis: I'm still alive! Haha!
*Marquis, Door and Richard get chained down*
Door: Fine. *Opens a different door*
*Croup, Vandemar, and Islington get sucked into the abyss*
Door: Haha, you bastards.
Richard: I'm going home. Now I'm coming back.
There you have it. Super condensed. Just add some kind of liquid substance.
