Chapter 2 Disclaimer: I am Blitz. I do not own, Storm13/Sophie, Chibikat/Kat, Silver Sunshine25/Tania, or Roguex321/Korrie. They own themselves. And I
don't own the X-Men. I also don't own Tania's mom, dad, brother, and grandma, or my sister, or Sophie's dad.

Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?

Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals.
Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah,
you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:

Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo

CHAPTER 2

Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men
counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to crush, kill, and destroy as much as they can of
the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Let's take a looksie, shall we ;-) ?

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STORMY

She sipped her Coke. "So Kat, wassup?"

"I'M WOLVERINE."

"I noticed, uhm, maybe we should help Jean."

"YES, STAY AWAY From me cyclops!" Jean screamed

"Jean, what's wrong? What did I do?"

"Oh boy, pooor Tania. At least mine's a genius."

"Come on, Jean, the foursome with Storm and Forge last night can't have been that bad."

"WHAT?!"

"EWWWW HEELPPPPPPPP!!!!" Strom ran into the bathrooom and vomited repeatedly.

"Ok, maybe it was."

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CHIBS

"Heh heh. . . heh heh. . . heh," Wolverine/Kat said. She coughed. "I'm gonna go watch anime now, who wants to come with me?" She smiled.

". . ."

Gambit came down the stairs. "Mornin' mes amis. . ." He yawned.

Wolverine's (Kat) eyes widened in joy. "EEEEEE! GAMBY-KUN!" She huggled Gambit.

"DYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!" Gambit screamed. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETIT OOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!" He threw Wolverine to the ground, who landed on head.

Wolverine got up slowly. "No mommy, I wan' a ducky fer Christmas. . . @_@ Yoig. . ."

"What de hell happened to 'im???"

Jean sipped her Coke. "Well, as far as I can tell. . . " - sipped Coke - "I don't know " -sipped Coke - "But. . . do you wanna have sex with me?"

"O.O WHAT?!?!?!"

"JEAN!" Scott yelled.

"Yes? What, is there something WRONG with me wanting to do Gambit? *prrrrrrrr*

Scott looked deeply hurt. "How. . . how could you. . .?"

"How could YOU??" Jean replied.

"How could I what?"

"Heh, oh, YOU know. . . glug glug! Vroom vroom! Honk honk! Crash crash!"

Wolverine/Kat joined in. "Moo moo! Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean? Huh? Do ya? Know? What I mean? Nudge?"

"SHUT UP LOGAN!" Scott yelled.

Chibikat began to get tears in her eyes. "ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS BE YOUR FRIEND, AND YOU HAD TO PUSH ME AWAY!!" She sniffled, then ran upstairs.

Storm glared at him. "Now look what you've done, you bastard! You made Wolverine cry!"

"How dare you!" Jean slapped Scott and walked away.

". . ." Gambit looked around the room.

Jean glanced at him. "Oh, and I'll be comin' for YOU tonight. Mrrowr, you sexy little thing you." She swaggered away.

Storm sighed. "Well, I'm in the mood for margaritas."

Kat bounded down the stairs. "I'll be. . . WASTIN' AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE!!!! Searchin' for my LOST SHAKER OF SALT!!"

Gambit shuddered. "Now dat ain't right. . ."

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STORMY

Storm turned to leave. "I'm just going to the bookshop, people."

"WHY STORMY?WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy!?!?" Chibikat yelled.

"That is so Chibikat," Storm said.

"MY SECRET MY SECRET," Kat said.

"CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND I'LL GE YOU A PRESENT!"

"YES, mummy ::innocent::."

*later*

"I'M BACK!" Storm(13) called, entering the mansion.

"YAY what di you buy?" Penance/Blitz shouted.

THE RESIDEnT EVil NOVELS copies for everyone!"

"Forge," Cyclops said, "what the hells gotten into a our wifes?"

Forge shrugged. "Mabye it's just their time of month."

"That must be it."

"I wonder how Storm got at home?" Sophie whispered.

*We rewind time to the beginning of the morning at Sophie's house in Switzerland.*

"SOPHIE WAKE UP," Sophie's dad yelled. "The movers are coming and if you want to meet jackleen in town THEN YOU NEED TO GET DRESSED NOW!"

Sophie (the real Storm) looked at him. "What wah where am I, MY NAME IS NOT SOPHIE I AM STORM MISTRESS OF THE ELEMENTS!"

"Real cute, now get up!"

"DO NOT MOCK ME MORTAL OR THE POWER OF THE WINDS SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN!" She tried to summon the winds. "Uhmm, damn you, Rogue, WHERE ARE YA? Gimme back my powers and my husband!"

"AlrIght, Sophie, I get the point, I'll look at the stage schools, now quit fooling around and get dressed before I call a shrink."

The real Storm looked down at herself "ACK IM A WHITE 14YEAR OLDDDDD!"

"You've just noticed? Oh dear, NOW GO GET DRESSED!"

She decided discretion is the best part of valor and thought she'll play along. "Yes sir I mean, uhm, dad."

*Sigh

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ROGUEX321 (KORRIE):

A certain X-Man passed out, but awoke within moments. At least, their body did.

Korrie, suddenly realized she wasn't in her own body. Somehow, she was now a weird Chinese-American chick. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anyone but her! I HATE JUBILEE!" She ran down the stairs into Wolverine.

"Jubly shubly" Wolverine said.

"AHHHHGGGGGGGGG! RUN AWAY!" Jubes/Korrie ran away into the living room where Storm was handing out books. "wow dis is one fucked up universe!!!"

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STORMY

"Let me guess, this one has to be KORRIE," Storm said.

Jubilee(K) panicked. "MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW YOUR NOT A TELEPATH!"

"ITS SOPHIE."

"OH GREAST WHO ESLE IS here?"

"well Chibi is Wolverine."

"Figures."

"And Blitz is Penance."

"Hi."

"WAIT A MINUTE YOU CAN TALK!"

"I know, she was faking. Weird, huh?"

"And Sunshine is jean."

"WHAT!!!!?"

"I know. It gets worse. Remember who Storm is dating?"

"HEHE," Penance giggled.

"OH MY GOD YOU POOR GIRL!" Korrie yelled.

Storm(13) nodded. "I KNOW!"

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BLITZ

Nightcrawler walked into the room. Penance(Blitz) snapped her fingers and changed him into the X-Men: Evolution version.

"GAH!!"

"I love messin' with him like this," she smiled.

"GAH! YOU CAN TALK!"

"No, I can't."

"O.o You're talking now."

"No. I'm not," she insisted. She began to make weird hand movements and chants. "This is a dream. You are dreaming. ... ERIC THE HALF A BEEEEEE!!!!"

"NO! ANYONE BUT HIM!!"

"Okay, stop yelling. Now you're just being loud," Penance said.

"Sorry."

Penance crossed her arms and looked away indignantly. "Well you should be."

Meanwhile ... in Oakland, California ...

"Janey, time to get - O.o" Alice found her older sister in leopard print PJs and hugging her knees and rocking back and forth in bed. "Okay, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

"I'm Penance, but I'm in a different body."

"A what now?

"Where's Generation X?"

"A what now? Is that one of your comic books?"

"AWhat now?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh? Oh, shut-up and get dressed. I'm baking cookies today."

Penance (the real one) brightened. "Do you have any apples?"

". . ."

". . ."

"Oh, shut-up." Penance jumped up and wiped her hand across her face repeatedly.

"Damn. Powers are gone."

"Touch me again and I'll punch you in the face."

"I can take you."

"You'd like to think that wouldn't you? I'm 13 and 5'7". You're 15 and 5'2". Do the math."

Penance looked down. "GWAH!"
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"Ooh! This place has cable! O.o Did anyone else know Eric got his own show?" Penance asked.

"Eric?"

"The half-a-bee."

"I hate that guy!" Korrie said.

TBC . . .