Chapter 5 Disclaimer: I am Blitz. I do not own, Storm13/Sophie, Chibikat/Kat, Silver Sunshine25/Tania, or Roguex321/Korrie. They own themselves. And I don't own the X-Men. I also don't own Tania's mom, dad, brother, and grandma, or my sister, or Sophie's dad.

Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?

Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals. Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah, you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:

Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo

CHAPTER 5

Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to crush, kill, and destroy as much as they can of the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Let's take a looksie, shall we ;-) ?

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ROGUEX321 (KORRIE)

"Look its half man, half marvolous" Sabertooth gigled the next morning as he looked in the mirror to see the make over Wolvie had given him.

"You look like a cheap hooker."Jubes/Korrie pionted out

"And you'd know alot bout being a hooker, hey, Jubilee?" Sabes said in defense.

"Hey, that was before I inhabited her body! I dont do that anymore.Except for Gambit and well fine!! Every other guy in New york, but stilll its a living, with the exception of the Professor." Everyone shuddered.

"And Jean knows all about doing the Professor!"

"HEY SHUT UP!!"

Sabertooth started crying hysterically again.

"Look what you did!! Sabes baby do you need a hug!!"Chibs/Wolvie rushed up and give him one.

"Group hug!!"Mystique shouted and everyone embraced.

"Its a kodak moment."

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CHIBS

Wolveirne(Chibikat) was laughing while watching Pokemon. "Ha ha ha! ^_^ Oh that James. . ."

Sabretooth flipped through the TV Guide(TM). "Hey! They have a whole Trigun marathon after Pokemon!"

"SCORE!"

*Meanwhile, in the other room. . .*

Magneto was talking to everyone else. "This is scary. I've never seen these sides of Logan and Sabretooth. . . what could have possibly brought it out?"

Penance/Blitz cast a sideways glance. "No reason. . ."

"Yes," Jubilee/Korrie agreed. "No reason. O.o"

"Well, it sure is strange," Magneto said.

"You're strange," Professor X said to him.

"SHUT UP! YOU KNOW I'M VERY FRAGILE!" Magneto ran away crying.

" . . . I'm just here because Chibikat likes me," Toad said.

"Darn tootin'!"

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BLITZ

The Professor looked over at Kurt, who was passed out and tied in a chair with a gag in his mouth. "And why is NightCrawler here?"

"Uhhh . . . you ask too many questions old man!" Penance tipped his wheelchair over and left him flailing his arms around.

Everyone cheered. "YAY!"

"Hey, Jubes," Penance said. "Since your the expert on this, how much do you think Sabretooth could charge?"

Jubilee/Korrie looked at Sabretooth. "Well, I don't know. He IS pretty ugly. I'd say about 75, 95 . . . "

"DOLLARS?!" Sabretooth said excitedly.

Korrie corrected him. "Cents."

" . . . YESSS! Small pack of Mentos, here I come!"

Blitz posed with a pack of Mentos. "Mentos! The fresh-maker!"

"O-o-oh, Wol-vie . . . " Jean batted her eyes and waved.

" . . . I'm gay!" WolvieKat yelled, hugging Sabes.

Jean slowly walked towards him. "Don't . . . care. Can't . . . control . . . self! RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!"

"Here, Sabie-Baby." Penance/Sarah handed him a Mentos. "You need this more than I do."

"Gee, thanks!" He ate the Mentos.

"No, thank you, shit-breath!"

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STORMY

"You know I always used to complain about how boring switzerland was?" Sophie said. "Well I THINK I WANNA go back."

"You never went to Switzerland," Forge said, looking over at his "wife".

Storm shrugged. "AH hell what do you know."

"Storm, did I ever tell you how much I loved your hair?" Magneto said.

Forge looked over at him. "Hey, I'm right here."

"Thank you, but do you know when the nearest flight is?"

"I could give you a lift."

"I'M RIGHT HERE!"

"That would be lovely."

"I'M RIGHT
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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BLITZ

Suddenly, singing was heard from across the room.

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
"I work all night and I sleep all day."

Everyone stared at Sabretooth. "WHAT?!"

" 'I work all night and I sleep all day?' " Penance asked incredulously.

" . . . " Sabretooth did "shifty eyes". "It's a nocturnal lumberjack!" he yelled.

"Sit down, Sabes." Chibikat got up. "This is how it's done: A one, a two, a one two three four!"

Chibikat:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and I work all day!

Penance and Jubilee:
He's a lumberjack and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day!

Chibikat:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones and tea.

Storm and Jean:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones and tea.

Chibikat:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Brotherhood:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?

Chibikat:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa

All:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspenders and a bra?
What! Wish he'd been a girlie
Just like his dear papa?

All and Chibikat and Brotherhood:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and work all day
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and work all day
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and work all day