When P.K.M.N2K Goes Wrong!
By: Pop Flower (Wazaaaap!) (^_^;)

Disclaimer: I SO do not own Pokemon! I WILL, however, admit to owning Lita and Kaylynn. AND TRACEY! I OWN TRACEY! HE'S MINE! ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHA!!!!

Lita: ::Whacks Pop Flower up side the head:: Nuh uh! She doesn't own him either.

Pop Flower: ::Pouting:: Well, it was worth a try wasn't it?

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Kaylynn: Where is everyone? They should-Ah HA! Lita! Come over here.

Lita: ::Stops and looks around for a second, then sees Kaylynn and heads over to her:: What? ::Nervus:: Did you find out about the broom closet?

Kaylynn: Huh? No. Where is everyone?

Lita: ::Relived:: They're coming.

Tracey: ::Walks in talking to Ash:: But I still don't know why I have to have such a weird part.

Ash: Yeah, I know what you mean, and I really wish this strep throat would go away! I sound like a scratched CD or something!

Tracey: Yeah, what I really wanna do is direct.

Lita: n_n;

Kaylynn: Not on your life! Now where's Misty?

Gary: ::Runs by screaming:: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! KEEP IT AWAY!!!!!!

Misty: ::Runs after him with hearts for eyes:: Come back to me my love!

Gary: ::Hides behind Kaylynn:: Hide me! She's wearing lipstick!

Kaylynn: "0.0" What d'yah want me ta do?! ::Runs away from him and glomps onto Tracey:: WAAAAAAAAA!!!! He's scaring meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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Tracey: 0.0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ash: ::Angry:: Hey, back off!

Gary and Misty: ::Both stare at him:: Which one?

Ash: Misty! Lay off my man!

Gary: Holy mother of sh*t! ::Runs away again::

Ash and Misty: ::Run after him::

Kaylynn, Lita and Tracey: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kaylynn: Where are Professor Oak and Professor Ivy? And what's his face-collector man?

Tracey and Lita: ::Shrug and shake their heads::

Professors Oak and Ivy: ::Walk in:: ::Wave::

Kaylynn: Well, it's about time! Now, where's the collector man?

Collector: ::Stomps in and glares at Kaylynn:: My name is Mervin Dinklfuss! NOT collector man!

Kaylynn: Mervin? *snicker* Your name's Mervin? ::Giggles::

Mervin Collector-Man Dinklfuss: ::Starts yelling at the cast to stop laughing::

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Some time later

Kaylynn: Ok, action!

::They're shooting the scene where Ash's mom and the two professors have just found Ash and company, from the movie::

Professor Oak: We've got to get back to Pallet town and tell the other pokemon researchers about this. ::Grabs Professor Ivy's hand and they run off set::

Lita: ::Leans over to Melody:: How are they gonna get back? Their helicopter got totaled?

Melody: I don't know. Through the magic of computer technology?

Lita: ::Shrugs::

Ash: ::Leans over to the two:: They're not going back to Pallet, they're eloping to south of the boarder.

Melody and Lita: Ooooh!

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::This is the scene from the show from the episode 'Tracey Gets Bugged!' when they first get to the island and Tracey calls Misty a chicken::

Kaylynn: Action!

Tracey: Oh, I get it, when it comes to bugs Misty's chicken.

Misty: ::Stamps on his foot:: What was that?

Tracey: If you mean that crack, it was my foot! I think you broke it!

Kaylynn: Cut! Medic!

::In the back, Tracey can be seen hopping up and down holding his foot::

Tracey: ::Cussing:: @!~# ^%#$ *&%# !@~# @^#$ *#$% $*%& !@&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is the scene when Team Rocket's attacking the group when they're with Prima.

Kaylynn: Action!

Team Rocket: ::Finishes motto::

Tracey: They're weird.

Jessi: ::Throws a paper airplane down and Ash catches it::

Ash: ????? ::Opens it:: JESUS F**KING CRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Eyes cross and he looks like he's gonna pass out::

Tracey: ::Leans over his shoulder to see::O.O HOLY MOTHER OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::DOES pass out::

James: ::Pops up in balloon behind Jessi:: Hey, Jessi, have you seen those naked baby pictures of me I keep around so my mumma won't hang them all over the house?

Jessi: ::Innocently:: No. ;)

Misty: I'm gonna go molest Gary. ::Walks away::

Lita: Hey! ::Runs after Misty:: Get back here you, we have a show ta do!

Kaylynn: Tracey ::Runs on set:: What's this? ::Finds paper Jessi threw:: ::Looks at it:: ::Screams and faints::

::Gary can be seen in the back running away from Misty, Misty has hearts floating above her head and is quoting love poems::

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::The group is in a pokemon center::

Nurse Joy: ::Rolls in on a rolling chair:: Hiya! CanIhelpya? Whatchyaneed? ::Starts bouncing in the chair::

Tracey, Ash Misty, Pikachu and Lita: (O.O) *blink* *blink*

Nurse Joy: ::Starts spinning in the chair:: Woowoowoowoowoowoowoo
Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaylynn: ::Hand over face:: Oiy ve...

Tracey, Ash, Misty, Pikachu and Lita: ^_^;

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::This is from an episode with Brock in it::

Kaylynn: Ok, we'll try shooting the scene where you all meet up with an Officer Jenny, and, Brock, try not to be an idiot.

Tracey: ::From next to Kaylynn:: Can that be helped?

Kaylynn: No. Action!

Officer Jenny: ::Comes onto the scene::

Brock: ... Uh... eh, heehee, uh what was my line again? ^_^;

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Take two

Officer Jenny: ::Sees Brock:: Hiya, hottie, what's say you and me go back to my place?

Brock: Uh... ::Starts inching away::

Kaylynn: ::Rolls eyes:: 9 , 9
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Tracey: "0.0" *blink* *blink*

Ash: ^_^;

Misty: ^_^;

Lita: ^ ^
U U
)o

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Kaylynn: Ok, maybe reintroducing Brock was a bad idea. (Creators of Pokemon, TAKE A HINT!!!!!!!)

Brock: ::From up on a spot light:: Ya think?!

Officer Jenny: ::Jumping up and down below him:: Get down before I cream in my skirt! Come on, hot stuff!

Tracey, Ash, Misty, Kaylynn and Lita: 9 , 9
)~

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Take One

Kaylynn: ::Downs half a bottle of aspirins:: Action.

::Tracey, Lita, Ash, and Misty (and Pikachu and Togapi) are riding on Lapras::

::Suddenly, Lapras falls over::

Ash: ::Waving hands:: Hold on, the cardboard cut out fell over again.

Tracey: Ash! You could have pretended it'd died, it did land belly up.

Ash: Point. Good point.

Kaylynn: Cut! ::Downs other half of bottle::

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Take Two

::The four of them are riding on Lapras when Ash falls off and lands in the water::

Ash: I thought we didn't have any water?

Kaylynn: I lied.

Ash: Well, you shouldn't a done that to me.

Kaylynn: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?

Ash: I am an actor!

Kaylynn: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.

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Take Three

Kaylynn: Action!

Ash: ::Loses his balance again and falls face first onto a concrete floor:: Owch.

Kaylynn: Happy, Ash, no water. ::Grinning maliciously::
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Tracey: This isn't going well at all, is it?

Kaylynn: No, it isn't.

Ash: Hey, maybe we should do those bloopers that they keep showing other anime shows doing!

Lita: What d'ya think we've been doing? Everything right?

Ash: Well, no.

Tracey: Actually, I think Ash has an idea-for once-we could do some pretty funny bloopers. We got the stuff, and the camera's been rolling this whole time. ::Points to blinking red light on camera::

Kaylynn: You know, he has a point.

Ash: D*mn, I hate it when Tracey has a point.

Lita: Why?

Ash: Because he's almost always right.

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Kaylynn: Let's try one more scene, then if we screw that up, then we can call it a day.

Cast: Ok.

Kaylynn: Now, I'm gonna be guest starring this time so don't make me look like an idiot, ok?

Cast: Ok.

Kaylynn: Great. ::Walks on set and hugs Tracey's arm, posing for the scene-the scene not the only reason she was hugging Tracey:: Action!

::Scene takes place outside of the Feruvion gym (if you don't think you've ever heard of Feruvion City then read my fic 'A Life Long Love') Ash has just won a Star Fire Badge and Kaylynn is making a deal with him::

I'll let you have the badge but only under one condition. You let me travel with you guys.

Ash: Deal. ::Starts for the badge when out of nowhere, Kaylynn's Sneasel jumps off of her head and tackles Ash, grabbing the badge and swallowing it::

Kaylynn: I guess Sneasel knows Ash too well.

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Kaylynn: ::Gives up and starts filing her nails, with her legs over one of the arms on her folding 'director' chair:: You guys suck something terrible.

Lita: ::Starts reading a book:: Yeah, who hired them?

Tracey: ::Starts sketching pikachu:: I'm not that bad, am I?

Ash: ::Standing on his head a few feet away from Tracey:: No, you're worse.

Tracey: ::Gives Kaylynn a sad pout::

Kaylynn: ::Beats the tar out of Ash:: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUCKS, ASH KETCHUM!!!!! DON'T YOU TAKE IT OUT ON POOR INNOCENT TRACEY!!!!!!

Misty: ::Walks over kugging Gary who looks like he's going to puke::

Gary: ::In small choking voice:: Help me, help me!

Misty: ::Squeezes him harder::

Gary: Ack! Too late.

Lita: Ok, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.

Kaylynn: ::Puts her hands up in defeat:: Ok, I give, you all suck and I can't take much more. So, who wants ice cream?

Tracey, Lita, Misty, Gary, Brock, Nurse Joy, Professor Oak, Professor Ivy, Melvin (Collector-man) Dinklfuss and Officer Jenny: ME!

Kaylynn: Right, to the break room!

::They all run off::

Ash: I think I'll have something fat free, and healthy for you. ::Walks away then stops:: I just remembered, I'm on a diet. ::Shrugs and leaves, lights go out behind him and a door is heard closing::

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Yeah, I know, that bit, but hey, maybe someone will get ideas off it and you people will like their fic. No flames ok.