Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?
Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals. Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah, you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:
CHAPTER 7
Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to crush, kill, and destroy as much as they can of the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Let's take a looksie, shall we ;-) ?
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STORMY
"FORGE!" Storm/Sophie yelled at her "husband". "How many times have i told you not to test your inventions on endangered species?"
"Uhm, never, and it wasn't me anyway."
"LIAR!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TO!"
"Ain't it sad when couples get like that?" Jean/Sunshine said sadly, watching the bickering couple.
"Yeah," Cyclops agreed.
Jean(sunny) turned on him. "WHO ASKED YOU?"
***
BLITZ
"You asked me!"
"NO I DIDN'T"
"YES YOU DID!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
Penance(Aqua) looks at the video camera in the wall. "Please stop the anger and the violence: stay single."
"Uhm, Penny? Who are you talking to?" ChibiWolvie asked.
"The camera."
"What camera?"
"The camera in the wall."
"There is no camera in the wall."
"Yeah there is!" Penance turned back to the camera. "I don't know what
her
problem is . . . Maybe she's just jealous. I think it started when
I was in first grade and I had that birthday party with the cupcakes .
. . "
"There's no camera there," Storm insisted. She and Forge and Scott and Jean had stopped their fighting to watch.
"Oh, go away."
"Aqua, are you okay?" Jubilee was actually starting to worry.
Penance turned around and pushed them all to the opposite end of the room, which was fairly easy considering they were all trying to get away from her claws. She scampered back to the "camera" and looked around nervously. Finally she turned to it and smiled and said, "Welcome to the Penance Show . . . "
***
SUNSHINE
"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! ALAKAZAM!" Jean yelled, using her sorceress powers to change Cyclops' uniform into the sexy leather one from the movie. Cyclops the pansy changes into James Marsden the hottie in front of everyone's eyes.
"What . . . I'm . . . hot!" he said in amazement.
Jean smiled proudly at her work. "Damn straight. 'Bout time too."
The elephants neighed.
Penance frowned. "That's not right . . . "
The lephants tried again. "Moo."
"Still, something's wrong . . . "
" . . . "
"MUCH BETTER!"
***
CHIBS
ChibiWolve looked at Scott. "EEEEEEEEEE!!!! JAMES MARSDEN!!!!!" S/he tackled him to the ground.
"DAAAAH!! HELP ME JEAN!!"
"Hmmmm . . . should I?" All of a sudden, a shoulder angel appeared.
The first one was an Evil Jean Angel wearing the Dark Phoenix uniform and she was holding a pitchfork. "Pssht. Why should you help him? Look, the Good Jean ain't even here yet!"
The was a puff of smoke and the Good Jean Angel appeared wearing curlers in hair and reading a magazine under a hair dryer. She wore the Good Phoenix uniform and was holding a harp.
"Uh . . . " Jean began.
"DAH!" The Good Jean Angel leapt out of the hair dryer. "Hello!" She then proceeded to take her curlers out of her hair. "You should help him! He is your husband, after all."
"First of all, I'm not Jean. I'm Sunshine."
"To be Jean or not to be; who gives a damn? Listen, there are a few reasons why you shouldn't help Scott! First of all . . . look what she's wearing." She pointed to Good Jean Angel.
"What? It's your costume except green!" Good Jean Angel said in self-defense.
"Pfft, green. Ooh la la! The Phoenix is red dammit! RED! Where the hell did they get green from?? And you carry around that sissy string thingy with ya . . . "
"We discussed this before; it's a harp!"
"Second of all . . . look what I can do." She hopped onto one hand and hopped back and forth, and started to walk on Jean's fingers.
"But what does that have to do with - "
Good Jean Angel stopped her. "No no no, she's got a point . . . "
***
STORMY
Storm(13) suddenly broke into a song and dance routine.
"hey baby,
don't you know you look so fine,
hey honey,
but i seen ya use dem lines,
on other,
other hoes that just don't care,
don't play me,
I'm so much better them and oh . . . "
Rock music came on with a funky beat as Storm/Sophie launched into a dance routine.
"hey, baby
you deserve to rock my,
you deserve to rock my world,
hey baby,
lookin' so damn sexy, fine,
hey sugah,
won't ya give me some of your time,
hey baby you deserve to rock my,
you deserve to rock my world"
"I know,
you don't know where i come from,
but so what,
let's at least have some fun,
why don't you,
help this little friend in need,
I'm new here and you know all the places to be,
and baby . . ."
"you deserve to rock my,
you deserve to rock my world,
hey baby,
lookin' so damn sexy, fine,
hey sugah,
won't ya give me some of your time,
hey baby you deserve to rock my,
you deserve to rock my world"
"oh honey,
ain't you glad it's working well,
no playin,
you and me we go so well,
and baby,
no one else could replace you,"
"yeah baby . . .
you deserve to rock my,
you deserve to rock my world,
hey baby,
lookin' so damn sexy, fine,
hey sugah,
won't ya give me some of your time,
hey baby you deserve to rock my,
you deserve to rock my world"
nanana na na na na na¨hey baby
(hum)
you deserve to rock my you deserve to rock my world!"
Storm/Sophie did a hip hop routine and slid to the floor, in a splits formation.
***
SUNSHINE
" . . . " Suddenly applause broke out at the song and Sophie's dance routine.
"Hey! I know what can bring life to this party!" Sabretooth/Oscar Myer Weiner: shouted.
"WHAT?!"
"Mystique can do some morphing!"
Mystique looked up. "Did you say MORPHING?!"
Another dance beat started up again and Mystique began to sing. "MORPHING! Oh yes I'm MORPHING! I'm morphing morning noon and niiiight . . . "
"Morning noon and night!" the chorus sang which was made up of everyone in the room, save Mystique.
"I'm morphing here and there!"
"She's morphing everywhere!"
"Oh yes I'm mooooooooooorphing!"
"Morphing, morphing, morphing!"
"I don't know who to be!"
"How about Jubilee?!" Korrie sang.
"OH YES I'M MOR - "
Wolverine did a dramatic pose and held out some Trident. "Chew Trident."
***
CHIBS
Storm stood there, confused and staring at Wolvie with his Trident. "I don't get it . . . "
"It's okay," Jean said, "it's a Canadian thing. Right Chibs?"
"Oh yeah. Mo-o-o-ORPHING!" Wolverine proceeded to do an Irish jig.
***
STORMY
"And that's a Britsh thing," Storm said in an irish accent. "A HANE A DOE A TREE . . . . . : B*WITCHHEEDDDDDDDDDDD!" Storm did an irish jig, too.
***
BLITZ
"RIVER DANCE!" Penny shouted. She, Korrie, Jean, Gambit, Mystique, Magneto (who suddenly appeared out of nowhere), Toad, SabreOscarMeyerWeinerTooth, and the Danger-Room-Sim-SabreOscarMeyerWeinerTooth linked arms and began to do a dance.
When they were done, they all sat down and brought out teapots and tea cups. "Well, that's what you get when you put 14 and 15 year olds in the bodies of X-Men for over 2 hours," JubiKorrie said.
When no one was looking, Penance reached behind her and brought out a bottle of Grappa, a very strong Italian alcohol. She then poured it into to the teapot and put the lid on then put the bottle back behind her.
"Pour the tea already, Wolvie!" Sabretooth cried (almost literally).
Penance snickered as Wolverine poured the giant hotdog a teacup full of Grappa.
"Hey, why is it clear?" Sabes asked.
"'Cause it's full of Chibikat goodness!" Chibs said. Soon everyone had their cups filled.
As soon as they were about to drink, however, and Penance was leaning forward to watch, Sabertooth tipped over and knocked nearly all the cups out of their hands. "GODDAMMIT YOU BASTARD YOU RUINED ALL MY FUN!!!!"
Everyone stared at Penance.
"I mean . . . er . . . " She did the shifty eyes thing.
Magneto shrugged and drank the rest of him, then screamed and grabbed his throat. "GAAAAHHHH!!!! DEMON TEA! DEMON TEA!"
"Nyeh heh heh."
The Professor floated into the Danger Room and soon spotted the Grappa bottle behind Penance. He floated toward it and everyone turned their attention from the writhing Magneto to the Professor, to Penance, and back to the Professor again. The Professor looked at the bottle and sniffed it. Then tipped his head back and downed the rest of it.
Everyone stared. He should have been vomiting out his organs by now,
but he wasn't. He put the bottle down and wiped his mouth. "MMMM! Tastes
just like the 7-Up Mom used to give me!" He hovered out of the room.
TBC . . .
