Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?
Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals. Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah, you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:
CHAPTER 8
Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to crush, kill, and destroy as much as they can of the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Let's take a looksie, shall we ;-) ?
*******************
STORMY
"SO LET ME BLOW YOUR MIND HOOOOOOOOOOOoo" Storm(13) sang as she threw back a bottle and downed all the vodka in it.
***
SUNSHINE
Meanwhile, Magneto was still making dying noses on the ground. "AAAAAH!" He paused to choke. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!"
"Holy shit, Blitz!" Jean cried out. "What did you give him?"
Cyclops looked around, confused, then looked at Penance and Jean. "That's Penance . . . who's Blitz?"
"Shut up one-eye," Storm said.
"But I'm hot now . . . " He was still confused.
Penance snickered. "I gave him Grappa."
Jean fell out of her chair in utter surprise. "HOLY SHIT! NO WONDER!"
Tania's Nonno (grandpa) suddenly entered the room. "Si, mi piace la grappa . . . "
" . . . ?"
Magneto was slowly dying from Grappa overdose. "Why must life always give me lemons?"
"Actually, it was Grappa. And I gave it to you."
Jean was suddenly overwhelmed by the urge to jump up and sing and dance. "HEY! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DAAAAAAANCE . . . DANCE LIKE THERE'S A MUSKRAT IN YOUR PAAAAANTS!"
Tania's Nonno downed the rest of the Grappa in the teapot as if it was water. "Quanda si fase . . . "
***
BLITZ
Penance stared at him. "EE-YUCH!" She made a face, then looked at Magneto, who had begun to vomit onto the Danger Room floor. "Uhhhmmmm, it seemed like at good idea at the time . . ."
"Gee, ya think?" Juborrie (Jubilee-Korrie mix) said.
"Hey! I'm entitled to be stupid!"
"You're abusing the right!"
"I know!"
" . . . "
"Well, he's -" she gestured to Magneto who was laying, gagging, on the ground " - the one who drank clear, smelly 'tea'."
"Point taken."
Good Penance Angel appeared on Blitz's shoulder. "You really shouldn't have done that, you know."
"Ahhh, shut-up, buttmunch." She flicked it off.
"SCORE!" The Bad Penance Angel gave Blitz a high five.
***
STORMY
Storm/Sophie looked over at Blitz. "You know, you've just single-handedly done what they all failed to do." She gestured vaguely at the X-Men.
"What's that?" Penance asked.
"Killed Magneto."
"True"
"Hang on a second, I just remembered something," Storm said, a light in her eyes.
Everyone looked at her and said in unison, "What?"
"THE MAGIC PlayStation!!" *
wolvie/chibi smiled. "OH MY GOD!" s/he shouted.
storm(sophie) and wolverine (chib) stared at each other hard then said at the same time, "LEONS MINE!" and ran off towards the PlayStation.
jean (sunshine) looked around. "LEON! WHO SAID LEON?!"
*Yes, the X-Men do indeed have a Magic PlayStation, which is ten times
better than PlayStation2 because we can bring them out of the screen. Don't
ask, don't question, just be thankful that they do have one.
***
BLITZ
"Oh, God. Well, as long as no one brings the Ninja Turtles out, I think
it's okay," Penance said, watching them go. Magneto twitched. Penance kicked
him and he stopped. From down the hall, Penny could hear insane cheering coming from Chibikat and Storm. "Ah, crappies."
***
STORMY
popped out of the PlayStation and Sophie quickly switched the disc and loaded a saved game from Resident Evil 3.
Soon, Carlos popped out. "Hey! Woah, what happened?"
"Uhm you just came out of there into here," Sophie explained. "This is the real world."
"Where's Jill?"
"She's a computer game character. Don't worry about her."
"I need a new job."
"Damn right, you do. If you say you hunt zombies here they'll stick you in a loony bin."
"You mean there is no nemesis here, no zombies, no umbrella, no Mexican food?"
"Well, we do have Mexican food, but to the others, well, no."
Carlos paused. "YAHOOOOOOOO!"
Wolverine giggled. "HEHE. You have him, Leon's mine."
"Ok, ok. You'lll have to fight jean for him, though."
"She can have Irvine."
"She doesn't know Irvine."
***
SUNSHINE
"LEON! SWEETHEART!" Jean called. "LOVE OF MY LIFE!"
"I thought I was the love of your - "
"Go to hell, Scott."
"Will do." He jumped down a fiery pit towards the nothingness of hell.
Wolvie(C) stared after him. "Well, that was educational."
Magneto twitched and the Professor giggled. "Hehehehehe . . . "
***
STORMY
"Damn," Wolvie cursed. "I guess Irvine is mine then."
"I got Carlos! I got Carlos! Take me to Mexico, Carlos!" Sophie cheered!
"Can we go to Brazil instead?"
" . . . ya, ok."
***
CHIBS
"No wait, I got it!" Wolverine pushed a butten and popped in 'Shadow of Destiny' for PS2.
Eike popped out. "What the . . . "
"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! EIKE-KUN!!!!" Wolverine hopped into his arms.
"DYAA!!!" Eike collapsed from 300 pounds of pure Wolvie on him.
"Phew." Irvine wiped his forehead.
"Oh my God, I'M ACTUALLY SITTING ON THE EIKE KUSCH!"
"Ah dammit, did I screw up the timeline again?"
"No no no no no no no no no! Far from it . . . "
***
STORMY
"ANYONE ELSE NEED A HOT HERO?" Stormy asked everyone.
"No no no no, the Bishouen* are all mine! Well, apart from Carlos and Leon, that is," WolvieKat said.
*meanwhile in switzerland* (even though i don't live there anymore)
"Sophie will you go out with me?" Sebastien** asked.
"NO, DAMNIT! I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFREIND!" The real Storm slugged him. ***
"Ouch."
***
BLITZ
Penance watched from afar. "Well, they want dates, Cyclops wants to get out of hell - " Cyclops was trying to claw his way out of the pit, but it looks is if there was glass over the hole, like an invisible barrier he was clawing at " - Professor X wants more Grappa, but I came here for one reason and one reason only . . . DESTRUCTION!"
Penance walked over to the Magical Playstation and put in a video game.
"Hey, what's that?" A confused Carlos asked.
Wolvie, Storm, Jean, Jubilee screamed in horror. "GAAAAHH!!!! IT'S VITSIE!!!!"
(Just do a search on Google for Vitsie. She's very horrifying.)
*Pokémon, but you get them at this site called http://www.pocket-bishounen.com/
. They're characters from comics, T.V., movies, video games, etc.
** Guy at Sophie's school, before she moved back to England.
*** Apparently she doesn't like him.
