Chapter9.html Disclaimer: I am Blitz. I do not own, Storm13/Sophie, Chibikat/Kat, Silver Sunshine25/Tania, or Roguex321/Korrie. They own themselves. And I don't own the X-Men. I also don't own Tania's mom, dad, brother, and grandma, or my sister, or Sophie's dad.

Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?

Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals. Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah, you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:

Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo

CHAPTER 9

Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to crush, kill, and destroy as much as they can of the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Let's take a looksie, shall we ;-) ?

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STORMY

"NO!" Storm shrieked. "NOT VITSIE!"

"HIYA KIDS! LET'S LEARN ABOUT DINOSAURS!"

"GAHHHH! NO!" everyone screamed.

Storm covered her eyes. "I'M ALERGIC TO YELLOW!!!"

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BLITZ

"Someone needs a hug!" Vitsie proceeded to chase Storm13 around the room with outstretched arms.

"Get back!" Storm yelled as she ran. "BACK, I SAY!" She fired a lightning bolt at Vitsie, which found it's target.

Vitsie stood there, stunned into silence, then coughed and smoldered. "Now that's not playing nice!" she finally said. She pulled raptors out of MPS - not to be confused with MP3s - Magic PlayStation.

" . . . ahh, shit," Storm(13) said, watching.

Jubilee/Korrie sighed. "Great. Another great idea from Penance."

"I'm sorry! It seemed like a good idea at the time!"

Jubilee looked at Penance. "Isn't that what you said last time?"

"And Magneto ended up dead. Well, more or less. He twitches every once in a while."

"True."

The raptor began to hiss at them. "Hiss!"

Penance/Blitz hissed back. "Hiss."

"Hiss!"

"Hiss!"

"Hiss!"

"Hiss!"

"Hiss!"

"Hiss!"

WolverCat cut in. "HISS!!!!"

Both Penance and the Raptor were almost speechless in fear, but both said simultaneously, "Eep."

Wolverine did the Pokémon thing with the peace-victory sign.

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STORMY

"Carlos, RUN! Let's get out of here!" Storm called to Carlos.

"where have I heard that before?"

"I DONT CARE RUN!!!! OR do you want to face the big nasty yellow woman? Well, not so big, but very scary."

Carlos pulled out a gun and shot Vitsie. "No problemo." Sophie swooned, making Carlos catch her. "Why are girls always doing that on me?"

"It's the accent," ChibiWolvie said.

"Should I change it?"

There was a great shout from women around the world. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Alright, alright already."

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BLITZ

Vitsie twitched, taking Magneto's twitchy-role.

Magneto stood up angrily. "Okay, who's the smart ass?!" And began hobbling toward Vitsie's corpse.

This caused Carlos to panic. "GAAH! ZOMBIE!" He emptied his gun into Magneto, causing Sophie to swoon again and Carlos to catch her.

Catching on, ChibiWolverine - or ChibiRine!- swooned . . . and fell to the ground. "Hey! You didn't catch me!"

"Well, I don't know how to say this but," Carlos tried to explain, "you're a guy."

Wolverine looked down. "Well, whaddya know . . . " He then looked over at Carlos. "But that's okay: I'M GAY!"

"Well, then that changes everything!" He dropped Sophie and jumped into Wolverine's arms.

"HEY!"

Wolverine cheered. "SCORE!"

Scott scratched and clawed at the barrier between the world and hell.

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STORMY

"I kiss better than a guy with a weird hair cut," Sophie said, " and he's already dating Eike."

"Spoilsport," Chibi pouted.

"You can't have them all! Play fair!" She did her French-girl pout.

Carlos stared at Sophie and stepped over to her, then began to follow her around like a puppy dog.

"Woops, I forget what that did to them."

"Seexyy . . . pout . . . aghhhhh."

"Thank you, France, thank you paris, thank you very, very much!"

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BLITZ
Chibikat looked over at Blitz. "Uh, Blitz? What the hell are you doing?"

Penance looked up from carving "Redrum" into the wall, then started hooking and unhooking her finger. "Blitz isn't here right now . . . Redrum, redrum!"

Sophie turned around and saw "Redrum" in the mirror, but it was seen backwards so it read "Murder". "GAAH! Penance, quit it."

Penance looked downward, put her arms behind her back, and scuffed the carpet with her toe, causing it to shred. "Yes'm."

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STORMY

"OH MY GOD! THE SHINING! YOU READ THE SHINING! You, Blitz, where did you go, Blitz?" She suddenly found herself talking to thin air as Blitz had disapeared somewhere. Sophie felt vaguely apprehensive.

Suddenly, from the other room . . .

"ROAHARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Carlos looked at Storm, Storm looked at Carlos "That better not be what it think it is" they both said at the same time.

There was the sound of someone screaming.

"Blitz, DID YOU JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU JUST DID?!" Storm yelled

"if you think I unleashed the nemesis from the magic playstation, your right I did do what you think I did"

"YOU LITTLE - !"

"Can't talk, must cause mass destruction, kill all STARS agents."

"ROAHRHG!" It did nothing.

"WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!"

"Very simple," Sophie/Storm explained, "you told it to kill STARS agents and there aren't any here: we're all X-Men, Carlos is a U.B.C.S, Leon is R.C.P.D., and Eike is . . . well, I dont know what he is but he sure as hell ain't a STARS agent."

"DAMN! Well uhm, Nemesis, just, uhm, KILL!"

"KILL!"

"Oh, a monster with a one word vocabulary - scary," Sophie mocked, rolling her eyes.

Carlos looked shocked. " . . . That thing doesn't scare you?"

"Nah, it just annoys me."

"You are one brave as hell woman."

"Thank you. Well, guess we're gonna die?

"That didn't sacre you, either?"

"Only what I never got to do scares me. I mean, after death, we dont get hurt anymore; either heaven, hell, resurrection or just plain nothing awaits us. So, whatever, we won't be in a position to care."

"I don't beleive you can be this carefree," Carlos said in awe.

Sophie paused. "Well, actually . . . I'M NOT!!!! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! SOMEBODY, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

Blitz cackled evilly. "MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"

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BLITZ
"Hey! OW! NEMESIS JUST BIT ME!" Blitz cried, holding her arm. However, Nemeis was in a lot more pain after having bitten the Penance shell.

"BWAHAHAHAHA!"

"It's not funny, JubiKorrie! He left little bite marks!" It was true. The teeth had managed to leave little imprints, which were soon fading.

"HAHAHAHA!!!!"

" -_- "

Nemesis took this moment to break into a song and dance. "I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY!"

"We already did that," Jean corrected him.

Nemesis did shifty eyes, then paused. "KILL!"

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STORMY
"I WANT BACK IN MY OWN BODY!" Storm yelled

Forge then woke up from when the Nemesis had knocked him out. "OK. "

"KILL!" The Nemesis knocked out Forge again.

"YAY, can i pay you to keep doing that?

"Huh?" The Nemesis stared at Stormy, confused.