Chapter10.html Disclaimer: I am Blitz. I do not own, Storm13/Sophie, Chibikat/Kat, Silver Sunshine25/Tania, or Roguex321/Korrie. They own themselves. And I
don't own the X-Men. I also don't own Tania's mom, dad, brother, and grandma, or my sister, or Sophie's dad.

Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?

Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals.
Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah,
you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:

Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo

CHAPTER 10

Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to destroy as much as they can of the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Let's take a looksie ;)
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SUNSHINE
Professor X had been sitting quietly, watching the madness, when Nemesis roared and ran toward him. "AAHHHHHH! BACK OFF DEMON!"

Nemesis appeared hurt and said, - in a British accent - "Now, now, let's not get harsh with the name-calling here. There was absolutely no need for harsh language."

"GET AWAY, YOU FREAK OF NATURE!"

"Why, I . . . *sniff* I . . . " The Nemesis broke into tears.

"There, there," Jean/Sunshine said, comforting the Nemesis. "He's not the easiest person to get to know. There's a WALL there."

No one knew what to say. " . . . ?"

"Now, now, big guy, tell me everything."

Nemesis explained everything between sobs. "All I ever wanted from life was to *sob* be intelligent and British! *sob* GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!" He sobbed once more, then fell down to the ground dead.

Jean quickly turned on the Professor and said angrily, "WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, BALDY! *sniff* You could almost HEAR his heart break . . . "

***

STORMY
Stormy looked around the room. "You know, suddenly my country seems a lot weirder than it did . . . "

***

CHIBS
"Well FINE then," ChibiRine huffed. "Gambit, Eike, come with me to my secret laboratory." The theme from Dexter's Laboratory started up.

Eike/Gambit looked at each other nervously.

"Dun worry, I won't try anything gay."

"Okay then!" ChibiRine, Gambit, and Eike disappeared downstairs.

Beast, who apparently hasn't been around for the past while, came into the room. "Excuse me, but aren't Gambit, Wolverine and. . . whoever that blonde guy was, in my lab?"

"Yes. Why?" Blitz/Penance said.

"Oh my stars and garters . . . " Beast ran back down to his lab.

"What's got his undies in a twist?" SunJean asked. "It's just Chibikat, Gambit, and Eike fiddling around with many corrosive and potentially explosive chemicals that, if mixed improperly, may destroy the entire mansion, or even New York."

" . . . "

"EVERYONE TO THE LAB!!" StormyStorm yelled, leading the way as everybody rushed down.

Meanwhile, in the lab. . .

Gambit picked up via. "Hey, what's dis?"

ChibiRine panicked. "PUT THAT DOWN! That is Nitropolyxyragyurientagahalucinaferawonackasupercalifragalisticexpialadociosuberscrumdidaliumptious Liquid! I need it for my chocolate pudding later!"

"Hmm. . . hey, this red jewel over here kinda looks like the one in the alchemist's house when I went back in ti-GAAAAH!" Eike fell dead to the floor.

"DAH! DE HOMME HAVE A KNIFE IN 'IS BACK!"

"Don't worry 'bout him. He'll be back soon."

***

STORMY
Storm rushed in. "Have we missed the explosion?!""

"It would seem that that ocurence has not had occasion to actually come into an occurence," said Beast, who couldn't, for the life of him, say anything normally.

"TRANSLATOR, HERE; NOW QUICKLY!" Storm yelled.

"I can trans . . . " Forge was then knocked out by bolt of lightning.

"Who is that guy anyway?" Carlos asked.

"My ex-boyfriend."

SInce when am I your . . . " He was cut off as he was felled by another bolt of lighting.

"Now go play with the Nemesis, or Mystique or someone, scat." The wind lifted Forge and threw him out the window.

"Remind me never to break up with you," Carlos said fearfully.

Storm nodded. "That wouldn't be a good idea."

***
BLITZ
Aquatic Penance (singing quietly): Hey! Sunshine! *bobs head back and forth* (singing) If you stole my sunshine . . . "

SunJean: shut-up, Aqua.

Aqua: ;_;

Scott: Hey, what's going on?

SunJean: HOW'D YOU GET OUT?!

Scott: I annoyed Satan so much he let me go, making me promise never to return. I'm free!

Jean: . . . so you can [i]never[/i] go back?

Scott (proudly): Nope!

*Sabretooth ran in and threw Scott out the window.* "Now will you go out with me Jean?

Jean: . . . CHIBI!

WolvieKat: Korrie! Don't touch that!

Korrie: What is it?

Chibi: More Grappa. I figured it would be kewl to see the Professor drunk.

*five minutes later*

Professor X: HappPpYYy BiIRTHthdAyY, Mr. MaAgNEETOH!

ChibiRine: . . . Ew.

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SUNSHINE
"JESUS! Cyclops, why must you always return from the fiery pits of hell to torture me?"

"I dunno."

"If you didn't look like James Marsden I . . . " Sunshine started.

"Please," Cyclops stoppde her. "Don't finish."

"Grr . . . "

By this time Magneto (who had awakened from his twitchy-fit to go after Vitsie who was taking his spot as the twitcher) and the Prof were drunker than drunken squirrels on a Saturday night. Yes, Magneto lives . . . for now.

Oooh Charlesy. When will you realize that my vision of the future is . . . *burp* better than YOUR vision of the future?"

"Hee hee . . . you burped."

"Listen, Chuck . . . I can open your eyes . . . " He started singing "Whole New World" from "Aladdin".

The Professor took up with him and they both began a duet. "A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD . . . A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW! A WORLD OF JUST MUUUTANTS, LA LA LA . . . "

SunJean stared at them. "Ohh thats it. Now I seen it all."

***

STORMY
"HEY, QUIT STEALING MY ACT! I'M THE SINGER ROUND HERE!" Sophie yelled.

"No, I am," Dazzler corrected her, who had just shown up.

"No, I am."

"Are not."

"AM TOO."

"Are not."

"AM TOO."

"Are not."

"AM TOO."

"Are not."

"AM TOO."

"Are not."

"AM TOO."

"Are not."

"AM TOO."

"ARE NOT!"

"AM TOO AND SHUT UP, YOU BITCH." Sophie glove slapped her.

Everyone stared at her, they're eyes big. "O.O"

Sunshine began singing "GloveSlap" in the tune to "LoveShack". "Gloveslap baby, gloveslap. Gloveslap, i don't take crap!"

***

SUNSHINE
"GLOVE SLAP FIGHT!!" SunJean yelled, pulling out packs of gloves.

For hours on end, everyone ran around the mansion glove slapping each other. ChibiRine, of course, wins.

"I WIN! I WIN! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

People from the little restuarant in Emperor's New Groove began to sing along. "Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you, we wish it was our birthday, so we could party, too!"

For a while, nobody noticed Cyclops lying dead on the floor.

SunJean watched him for a moment. "Hum. It seems that I glove slapped him so much that he died."

And there was much cheering. "YES!"

ChibiRine threw a towel on Cyclops. "Here is a towel for you are dirty and dead."

Nobody but SunJean got it. " . . . ?"

However, Sunshine's Italian cousins did! "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

TBC . . .