Chapter11.html Disclaimer: I am Blitz. I do not own, Storm13/Sophie, Chibikat/Kat, Silver Sunshine25/Tania, or Roguex321/Korrie. They own themselves. And I
don't own the X-Men. I also don't own Tania's mom, dad, brother, and grandma, or my sister, or Sophie's dad.

Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?

Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals.
Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah,
you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:

Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo

CHAPTER 11

Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to destroy as much as they can of the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Let's take a looksie ;)
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SUNSHINE

Cyclops woke up, finding a towel on top of him. "What's this here towel doin' here"

SunJean whirled around. "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

"Well, because, if I died, who would wear my pink frilly dress?" Cyclops began to hop around and frolic through the lab wearing a pink frilly dress.

"Pink frilly dress?! But what does that have to do with - "

"No, no," Forge said, interrupting SunJean. "He's got a point there." And he, too, also began skipping around wearing a pink frilly dress.

" . . . "

StormSophie stared, nearly speechless at her "ex" boyfriend. "Oh, the shame."

For some reason or another, the REAL Storm (in Sophie's body, of course) fell down the chimney. "I HAVE RETURNED!"

" . . . "

"I AM THE MISTRESS OF DARKNESS!"

Penance, ChibiRine, and SunJean looked on in exasperation at the Real Storm. "SHEET. NOT AGAIN!"

ChibiRine sighed. "Yes, yes, we know . . . you're the mistress of darkness, blah blah blah, labyrinth of doom . . . "

Penance continued in a tired voice. "And if we ever want to see the light of day again we must answer thee these questions three . . . "

"EXACTLY! Question the first . . . "

SunJean cut her off. "Listen up here, David Bowie, I've had enough of your antics."

"I'm NOT David Bowie!"

"That's right. I'M David Bowie! And I'M also the Mistress of Darkness! Muahahahahahahaha!" Sophie/Storm cackled evilly.

Suddenly, a hermaphrodite raccoon ran into the secret lab - looking for Leon, of course (who else?!) ! "Hey, has anyone seen my sugah mamma?"

" . . . "

"They call him Leon . . . ?"

" . . . "

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STORMY

Storm/Sophie pointed the way. "Leon went that way."

"AH SHIT, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM?!"

"Because I'm the Queen of Darkness! I'm evil!"

Before anyone else could question why the Hermaphrodite Raccoon was looking for Leon, the Real Storm said, "GIVE ME MY BODY BACK, BITCH! AND FORGE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU NOT TO WEAR MY DRESS?!"

"Okay, which one's the Real Storm?" Forge asked, confused out of his so-called "genius" mind.

Stormy pointed to the Sophie Body, harboring Real Storm. "She is."

"Yeah, I am."

"And I AM THE QUEEN OF DARKNESS, THE CREATURES OF EVIL ARE MINE TO COMAND!"

Carlos squinted and tilted his head to the side. "Do you work for Umbrella?"

"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT?!"

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BLITZ

"Come on . . . Gimme some Leon-love!" Hermaphrodite Raccoon tried to hug Leon.

"GAAH! Get it off of me! GET IT OOOOOFFFFF!!!!"

Gambit, who had been gone, came down the stairs. "HOLY SHIT!" And he ran back up the stairs.

JubiKorrie stared after him. " . . . That's right, you better run!"

Everyone stared at Korrie.

Korrie stared back.

There was a long, awkward silence.

Leon checked his watch.

Real Storm crossed her arms, tapped her foot, and looked downward.

Sophie/Storm hummed and all eyes turned to her. She stopped.

There was another long, awkward silence as everyone stared at Sophie/Storm.

Gambit chose this as a good time to go back downstairs. "Is it safe now?"

Everyone stared at Gambit.

"Uhmmmm . . . "

SunJean put her finger over her lips. "Shhhh . . . "

Gambit shut his trap.

There was a long, awkward silence.

SunJean paused. " . . . "

JubiKorrie paused. " . . . "

Blitzy-Penance paused. " . . . "

Stormy paused. " . . . "

WolvieKat and SabreOscarMeyerWeinerTooth . . . burst into a duet! "FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT! WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT! NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT! SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR . . . PENNY!"

"Wha'?

"Go, Penance, Go!"

"Uhhh . . . SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND! SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND! STORM!"

"SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND! SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR . . . SAILOR SUNJEAN!"

"SAILOR KORRIE!"

"I'm not doing this."

"The hell you're not!" Wolvie Kat yelled. "Now get singing!"

"No! This is stupid!"

"Kor," Penance said, "you're in Jubilee's body. Whatever you say or do will later reflect on Jubilee."

" . . . FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT! WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT! NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT! SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR CHIBIKAT!"

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ROGUE

Jubilee/Korrie cackled evilly. "Bwahahahahahahahahah! Jubilee is going to die when she gets home!"

"Yes, yes she is . . . " Chibi agreed.

"I wont tolerate this type of crap," Cyclops said.

This initiated another glove slap fight from Korrie. "GLOVE SLAP!!!!!"

A chorus of voices rang up from the room. "Slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap!!SSLLAAPP SSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!"

Cyke died again.

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SUNSHINE

Magneto - who was still drunk - began talking with the Professor. "Ah yes, Charles, do you remember when WE were but young Sailor Scouts?"

The Professor began giggling. "And remember that crush we both had on Tuxedo Mask?"

They both giggled like school girls.

Mags sighed. "Ah, yes, those were the days. Too bad that stupid Sailor Uranus had to - "

SunJean burst out laughing at the words "Sailor Uranus". "AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SAILOR URANUS?! AHAHAHAHAHA! THERE'S A SAILOR URANUS?!"

"Ahem, as I was saying . . . "

"URANUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly, the lights all went out with a loud popping sound. There was a puff of smoke and evil laughter. The smoke cleared to reveal . . .

"TANIA'S NONNA?!"

"Shaddupa yo face."

"NONNA! MA CHE FAI!?"

Tania's nonna gave a long sigh. "Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaania . . . ata la house you isa there but it no is a you. It isa gal and she fainta lot."

"Ah yes. That would be Jean in my body."

Tania's nonna nodded and said, "Ehn", her word that meant "yes".

"So you've come to save me??"

"No, I coma to sava ME! MA CHE LATIRA QUESTA 'JEAN'! She no maka mchores, she no washa the floors, she no helpa nonna and nonna says to her 'Tania/Jean, if you no washa la floor, nonna no lova you no more.' And she say to me, 'Who are you?' "

"Mmhmm."

"And den she fainta."

"Ahhh. SunJean gave her a knowing nod.

However, everyone else stood wondering what the hell Tania's nonna could be saying. The silence was ended by a sudden burst from ChibiRine, which echoed all throughout the room (which was a very big room).

"SAILOR MOON! Moon moon moon moon . . . "