Summary: 5 girls, 5 X-Men switch bodies with each other. Will either group ever be the same again?
Author's Note: This started out as a silly RPG between me, Sunshine, Chibs, Storm, and Rogue. As you can see, we're all pretty messed up individuals. Nyeh heh heh. The plot is based off of the original Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo that Chibikat invented, but then got erased by some asshole - Yeah, you know who you are >:( - so I made a new one, except that everyone had to be a different X-Man. This is what came out of it:
Mutant Mayhem Switcharoo
CHAPTER 13
Five girls, each from different parts of the world (mainly Canada, though) are each transported into a different X-Man's body, while their X-Men counterparts are transported into their body. They are all unique, but they share one common motive: to destroy as much as they can of the X-Men's lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha . . . a . . . a (deep breath, chokes.) Furball! Furball! Cough chough! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Let's take a looksie ;)
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SUNSHINE
Well after awhile "Halya's" mom came downstairs and untied me from the chair. I TRIED to frantically explain about Spiderman and myself and how I just want to go home, but she said something about me being a crazy Italian and sent me home. Well, not to my home. Oh, Scott, I just want to go home. Wait, Scott's not here . . . Oh, Scott, where are you?
So now I'm stuck at some Catholic high school where people keep calling me Tania. Who's Tania? Am I Tania? No one told me that. Oh, Scott. Wait, Scott's not here. Did I say that already? Hee hee . . . I get to wear a cute little kilt today . . . hee hee . . . so anyways, now I'm going to school and . . . oh, dear, I think I just lost my train of thought. Uh oh, world . . . going . . . black . . .
*Later*
Turns out I fainted! Tee hee! Oh, I'm so silly.
I get on a bus and sit in an empty seat, idly playing with my hair. I miss my rich, luxurious, red hair. Like Herbal Essences! Ooooh, she's got the urge! Natural botanicals, she's got the uuuuuuurge . . .
"Tan, you DO realize you're singing the herbal essences song out loud, right?" a girl in front of my says dryly, interupting my sweet sweet singing. Damn her.
"Hey, where's Halya and her sister . . . ?" the girl asks, furrowing her eyebrows. She has blackish hair with streaks, the kind I want to get but Scott doesn't want me too 'cause he's afraid it'll affect my brain activity. Hee hee! Woooooooo . . . a shiny object . . . .
Buses are fun! I've never been on a school bus before! Theeeeeee wheels
on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round the wheels
on the bus go . . . uh oh . . . world . . . going . . . black . . . again
. . .
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SUNSHINE
I wake up, and I'm at my new school! Yay! I'm so excited! My cute little kilt has a cute little kilt pin! Oooh, I wonder if we get stickers for good behaviour here! I need some new ones for my sticker collection!
I get off the bus (everyone on the bus was staring at me funny . . . Oh, Scott . . . ) and walk into the school. I'm instantly grabbed by a short girl with spiky, short, reddish-brown hair.
"Taaaaania! Hey, where's Haya?" she asks, frowning.
"Oh, she went with the other funny girl to New York with Spiderman,"
I say with a smile.
I suddenly gasp as I see a horrid, horrid THING walk past us. "OH MY!
IT'S . . . EVIL
INCARNATE! IT'S . . . WORSE THAN APOCALYPSE! IT'S . . . "
"Mrs. Bowman, you idiot," the girl says, frowning. "Who the hell is Apocalypse and what the fuck does incarnate mean?"
I run like the wind itself from Mrs. Bowman, tearing down the halls screaming.
*Later*
Yay, it's lunch time! Well, it took me a long time and the rest of my brain capacity . . . hee hee . . . capacity . . . that's a funny word with lot's of C's! C is the fourth letter of the alphabet! Tee hee . . . or is it the third? Oh, I can never remember the order anyways! They should make a song or something easy for us to remember the alphabet by . . .
Oh. ANYWAYS, it took me a long time and the rest of my brain capacity,
but I did it! I
memorized the names of all of Tania's friends! Yay me! I do the happy
Jean dance. Leah
looks at me funny.
"You know, Tan, I realize that you're a crazy crazy chick that eats too much sugar, but this is getting ridiculous," Leah says uneasily.
"I started getting REALLY scared when she started talking to JAMIE,"
Heather pipes up.
Everyone shudders.
*Flashback*
"Hi! I'm Jean!" Jean runs up to Jamie and giggles.
"Oh my God, Tania, did you, like, change your name or something? Oh my God! I like, love the name Jean! Oh my God!" Jamie answers, also giggling.
"Oh my God! Me too!" Jean cries.
"Oh my God!" Jamie answers enthusiastically.
"We can be best friends!" Jean says, jumping up and down.
"Like, that would, like, totally, like, be da bomb!" Jamie squeals, also jumping up and down.
*End flasback*
"Uhhh . . . Tania fainted due to the stress of the flasback," I hear Brad say as I slowly black out.
Hee hee . . . the wheels on the bus go . . . *BLACKNESS*
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STORMY
Meanwhile, Jackie and Storm/Sophie were shopping in the mall. "That Donna Karen would look great on your body, and this body looks great in that Versaci!"
"Why thank you, you look great in that Stella Macartney."
"You realize we sound like ya average dumb blonde, not the girls who get good grades in most things, one of whom wants to be a doctor and the other work with computers."
"I know, but we're allowed, only once a year though."
:HAH!" Jackie laughed sarcastically. "Every time we go shopping more like!"
Sophie nodded. "Yeah, that'd be about right ."
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BLITZ
*Back in Oakland*
Real Penance stepped into the room dining room after kick-boxing and knocking stuff over. "Hi . . . Mom. Hi . . . Dad. Hi . . . Rat-Punk."
"Well, she's back to normal now . . . more or less," Alice said.
"Can I go to New York?"
Everyone looked at each other, then at Penance in Blitz's body.
Blitz's mom looked nervous. "Uhmmm . . . sure. When do you want to go?"
"Now."
" . . . Nooo."
" . . . SPIDERMAAAANNNNN!!!!"
"I . . . oh, screw it," Alice started to say something but found it would be too easy. "Mom, why couldn't I have had a smart sister?"
"She didn't get enough oxygen in the womb," her mother explained.
"That explains it."
"SPIDERMAN! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!"
"Stop screaming, I'm here," Peter Parker said. He was slightly bruised from trying to escape from Tania's Nonna.
"Good," Penance said. "Now. Webswing me to New York."
WHAT?! You just kicked me to New York! Why should I help YOU?!"
"Because I'll do it again."
" . . . All onboard the Spidey-Train!"
Alice jumped on Spiderman's back and latched on, too.
Penance looked over from her perch on Spiderman's back. They were both clinging on to the fabric. "I thought you hated comic book characters."
"Not all of them. Wolverine kicks ass and I tolerate Spiderman. AAAAAHHH!!!!,"
she screamed as Spiderman webswungs throughout the city and to New York.
Too bad they didn't make it there in time.
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SUNSHINE
And with that, Tania's nonna waved her magic pasta-stirring spoon in
the air and muttered a
few magic words in Italian:
"Managia Sant Andre!"
Thus, a hot white light flashed through the planet, and everyone found
themselves in their
proper bodies.
Tania's nonna looked around gravely, and nodded. "My worka here is done
. . . to the
Nonnamobile!"
The Batman theme playing in the background, Nonna hopped into her old old crappy car and drove away at only 15 MPH.
THE END!
