Title: BOUnCiBiLiTY
Author: mR.peRSOnALiTY, the fRUTieST
Setting: Present, wherever they live
Disclaimer: If I owned them, the show would probably suck, but I swear I will own Scott and Shelby and the whole crew one of these days
Dedication?: Shawn, you are a loser, and if you ever found out about this I'd never live it down. Plus you have the strangest e-mail.
Anyways Back to the Story: Exactly
Bouncibility - adj. the ability to be energetic, lively, springy
"I done saw it, I did it, I seen the daburn thing. I was sittin' on the front porch and I looked up, and there it was. The most strangest sight I eva' sawed, a bouncin' UFO."
Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo all started laughing out loud at the guy on the TV. They were watching the late night news. As soon as they couldn't laugh anymore, Gordo spoke up. "Oh, man, that guy is pure entertainment, I wonder if I could get an interview with him for my next documentary."
"Yeah," Lizzie said, "or maybe you could do, like, a Blair Witch Project only on the horrors of a bouncing UFO." Lizzie and Miranda started cracking up, but Gordo had a smile on his face. Lizzie looked over at him and shook her head. "C'mon Gordo, it was just a joke. I didn't really mean for you to make a movie on bouncing UFO's. I mean how ridiculous does that sound?"
"Lizzie, all the great horror films were started by a ridicolous plot. I mean just look at The Blob, how terarded is that?"
"Okay," Miranda jumped in, "So you have a point, but I mean, how exactly would you make a story about the horrors of a bouncing UFO, I mean atleast The Blob had a good plot." Lizzie nodded.
"Listen, I am the next Steven Spilberg, not you, so just get over it."
"Whoa, talk about a Valley Girl Moment." Lizzie said laughing.
"Yeah, what are you gonna to do us if you aren't quiet? Hurt us by saying 'like' 5 times fast?"
"Uh, Miranda, that wasn't funny."
"Oh, right sorry."
"Fine guys, if you aren't gonna be behind me that's fine. I just thought my friends would help me out here in this time of need." Gordo said
"Ugh, fine, we will help you." Lizzie said.
"We will?"
"Yes, but we're only doing this because you are making us."
"Thanks guys, great to know you're supporting you or uh, I mean me."
"Hey, we're helping you aren't we?"
"Yeah, I geuss. Anyway, how about we meet tommorow morning at 6, at my house."
"Six in the morning?" Miranda asked.
"Are you crazy?!?" Lizzie complained.
"If we get up earlier we'll make better time. Well, anyway, I have to go home. Remember though, tommorow at six." Gordo walked out and Lizzie and Miranda looked at each other.
Lizzie shrugged her shoulders. "We done promised didn't we?"
"No, you promised."
A/N: Okay, so there's the very begining, a little strange you might say. But that there is just the fun of it. Thanx "Dylan"... And oh, yeah, I AM MRS. COLIN FARRELL. Ooh Yeah, Go ME, OOOOOH GO ME, GO ME, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST HALLOWEEN, SHAKE IT ANYWAYS. Whoops sorry. One last note, there is nothing there against Valley Girls, just ask Dylan Shelby, she will tell you how much of a valley girl I am.
Author: mR.peRSOnALiTY, the fRUTieST
Setting: Present, wherever they live
Disclaimer: If I owned them, the show would probably suck, but I swear I will own Scott and Shelby and the whole crew one of these days
Dedication?: Shawn, you are a loser, and if you ever found out about this I'd never live it down. Plus you have the strangest e-mail.
Anyways Back to the Story: Exactly
Bouncibility - adj. the ability to be energetic, lively, springy
"I done saw it, I did it, I seen the daburn thing. I was sittin' on the front porch and I looked up, and there it was. The most strangest sight I eva' sawed, a bouncin' UFO."
Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo all started laughing out loud at the guy on the TV. They were watching the late night news. As soon as they couldn't laugh anymore, Gordo spoke up. "Oh, man, that guy is pure entertainment, I wonder if I could get an interview with him for my next documentary."
"Yeah," Lizzie said, "or maybe you could do, like, a Blair Witch Project only on the horrors of a bouncing UFO." Lizzie and Miranda started cracking up, but Gordo had a smile on his face. Lizzie looked over at him and shook her head. "C'mon Gordo, it was just a joke. I didn't really mean for you to make a movie on bouncing UFO's. I mean how ridiculous does that sound?"
"Lizzie, all the great horror films were started by a ridicolous plot. I mean just look at The Blob, how terarded is that?"
"Okay," Miranda jumped in, "So you have a point, but I mean, how exactly would you make a story about the horrors of a bouncing UFO, I mean atleast The Blob had a good plot." Lizzie nodded.
"Listen, I am the next Steven Spilberg, not you, so just get over it."
"Whoa, talk about a Valley Girl Moment." Lizzie said laughing.
"Yeah, what are you gonna to do us if you aren't quiet? Hurt us by saying 'like' 5 times fast?"
"Uh, Miranda, that wasn't funny."
"Oh, right sorry."
"Fine guys, if you aren't gonna be behind me that's fine. I just thought my friends would help me out here in this time of need." Gordo said
"Ugh, fine, we will help you." Lizzie said.
"We will?"
"Yes, but we're only doing this because you are making us."
"Thanks guys, great to know you're supporting you or uh, I mean me."
"Hey, we're helping you aren't we?"
"Yeah, I geuss. Anyway, how about we meet tommorow morning at 6, at my house."
"Six in the morning?" Miranda asked.
"Are you crazy?!?" Lizzie complained.
"If we get up earlier we'll make better time. Well, anyway, I have to go home. Remember though, tommorow at six." Gordo walked out and Lizzie and Miranda looked at each other.
Lizzie shrugged her shoulders. "We done promised didn't we?"
"No, you promised."
A/N: Okay, so there's the very begining, a little strange you might say. But that there is just the fun of it. Thanx "Dylan"... And oh, yeah, I AM MRS. COLIN FARRELL. Ooh Yeah, Go ME, OOOOOH GO ME, GO ME, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST HALLOWEEN, SHAKE IT ANYWAYS. Whoops sorry. One last note, there is nothing there against Valley Girls, just ask Dylan Shelby, she will tell you how much of a valley girl I am.
