11:05 PM 8/30/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -From "Dragonball"
Ginyu: Would you like to see my dance of joy?
Freezer: (sweatdrops) Uh, no thanks...

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [looking up at her Q.O.T.W., giggling] God I love that quote. Don't
you Veggie? [turns to her right, noticing Veggie's gone] Veggie?
[Veggie walks out of the kitchen holding a platform containing a huge chocolate cake]
Chuquita: Ooh! Cake!
Vegeta: (hisses) It's not for YOU. It's for Kaka-chan! It's a "forgive me for zapping Chi-Chi"
cake.
Chuquita: There's a new one.
Vegeta: YOU SHUT UP! (quietly) I worked really hard on this stupid cake, I'm not going to have
Kakarrot mad at me for the rest of my life.
Chuquita: Well, Vedge, it's a beautiful cake, really, but, uh--
Vegeta: WHAT IS IT! SPIT IT OUT!
Chuquita: Son-San likes vanilla, not chocolate.
Vegeta: [glares at Chu for a second, then sighs in defeat & drops the cake onto the desk and
walks off]
Chuquita: Where're YOU going?
Vegeta: (depressed) To go make another cake.
Chuquita: (staring at the cake next to her) Umm, can I have the--
Vegeta: (still depressed) Yeah, sure, go ahead.
Chuquita: YEA! (starts eating the cake) I love cake!

Summary: Vegeta thought Son Goku was gone, dead, deceased, no longer breathing. There was no
possible way he could ever bother the ouji again. However, Vegeta was wrong. He also didn't
believe in ghosts. He was wrong again. Now his "big buddy" needs Veggie help him do something to
help him move on. Vegeta decided he didn't want to help Goku. He was wrong for a thrid time in
the summary. Now he's been given orders from a very angry Goku to either help him within 24 hours
, or the enraged ghost will haunt him for the rest of his life. Will Vegeta be able to figure
out what Goku needs his help for? Will he be able to accomplish it in time? Probably not, but
find out anyway!
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" And that's the real reason I'm holding this pair of underwear right now. " Vegeta
choked out as Chi-Chi held her grip around his neck, Vegeta still smushed against the wall.
" You're saying that my husband is now a ghost, "
" Yes. "
" And he contacted you and ordered you to break into MY house, "
" Yes. "
" And then to go through his UNDERWEAR DRAWER for something he needed to give me! "
" NO! " Vegeta protested, then yelped as Chi-Chi tightened her grip around his neck, " I
mean, YES! I mean, ASK HIM YOURSELF HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE! " Vegeta shouted, pointing in Goku's
direction.
Chi-Chi glanced to her right, " I see NOTHING! " she growled, then turned back to Vegeta.
" BUT HE IS! KAKARROT _IS_ HERE! The only reason you can't see him is because he was
only allowed to have one person see him and _I_ happen to be that one person! " Vegeta said.
" If my Goku had to chose one person to see him, it DEFIENATELY WOULD _NOT_ be YOU, you
envious, obsessive, short, annoying little FREAK! " she shouted at the top of her lungs, shaking
Vegeta back & forth.
" DO SOMETHING! " Goku yelled to Vegeta, who was still petrified with fear from Chi-Chi.
Goku turned to her, " Chi-Chi don't hurt him! He's just trying to help us! "
" OH SHOVE IT YOU BAKAYARO! YOU'RE NO HELP ANYWAY! " Vegeta growled.
" _WHAT_ did you call me? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him.
" Wha--HUH?! " Vegeta sweatdropped, " I, I didn't mean YOU Chi-Chi, I meant-- "
" --Goku? "
" YES! "
" OH, so you're calling him an idiot now are you! " Chi-Chi said angrily.
" Well, uhh, I,, " Vegeta fumbled for the words, " Umm, yes? "
" "YES?!" "



" AND STAY OUT! " Chi-Chi shook her fist angrily in the air as she kicked Vegeta out of
the house, a large footprint mark left on his tush. She slammed the door shut behind her.
Vegeta stood up & rubbed his kicked butt, " Ughhhh...pain. So much for THAT. " he said,
dusting himself off.
" *sigh!*... "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see Goku hanging his head and shaking it.
" Oh come off it, I TRIED didn't I! I told you it wouldn't work! LOOK AT ME! I'M
HUMILIATED! I NOW HAVE A FOOT IMPRINT ON MY BUTT FROM YOUR WIFE! And that better not leave a
scar that's all I can say..now where was I..OH YEAH! " he snapped his fingers, " NOW THANKS TO
YOU THEY BOTH PROBABLY THINK I'M CRAZY! AND WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY TELL THE REST OF YOUR BAKAYARO
FRIENDS ABOUT IT! HOW WILL I EXPLAIN _THAT_! HUH! "
" --VEGEETA! " Goku screamed at the top of his lungs. The ouji froze, confused.
" ... "
" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! " Goku whipped around, an enraged look on his face. Vegeta backed
up a few steps, " HOW CAN YOU BE SO..SO SELF-CENTERED! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HELP ME! BUT ALL YOU
DID WAS MAKE THINGS WORSE! THE ONLY REASON YOU LIKE ME IS CUZ I'M NICE TO YOU AND THAT FEEDS
THAT BIG EGO OF YOURS! "
" Eh, calm down Kakarrot, you'll find another way to find that object of yours. " Vegeta
said, slightly nervous. His eyes widened as Goku zipped in front of him.
" THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU VEGEETA! " Goku shouted.
" STOP! STOP IT!!! STOP IT NOW! " Vegeta cried, " You, you wouldn't hurt me. It's not in
your nature to do that Kakarrot. You're a good person. Besides, I'm your little buddy! " he said,
giving Goku a fake, cheesy smile, " And, like you've said many times before, you "love your
little buddy", right? "
Goku picked him up by the collar, " I'm not in the mood for that right now! " he gritted
through his teeth, " YOU JUST RUINED MY CHANCE TO GET THAT THING BACK TO MY CHI-CHI!! "
" IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR FORGETING WHAT STUPID OBJECT YOU NEEDED IN THE FIRST PLACE! "
" OH YEAH? "
" YEAH! "
" OOH...I OUTTA-- "
" *clink*! "
Goku paused, his transparent fist inches from Vegeta's face, " What was that? "
Vegeta looked downward to see a small, flat, round object on the ground, " MY
KAKA-BUTTON! " he yelped, reaching down to grab the button, only to have Goku swipe it before he
got there.
" THAT'S IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! " Goku said happily, staring at the button.
" What's what? Gimmie back my button! " Vegeta demanded as Goku smiled at the button,
then glanced at Vegeta and grinned at him.
" AWWWWWWWWWW LITTLE BUDDY! " he squealed, wrapping his arms around Vegeta & hugging him
tightly, " YOU HAD IT ALL ALONG! "
" Let...go..of...me! " Vegeta hissed, trying to get out of Goku's grasp.
" I KNEW you were playing along all this time with me! I'm so sorry I got mad at you! I
could never be mad at my favorite little buddy in the whole wide world! " he said joyfully.
" I hate you. "
" AWWWWW, no ya don't! How could'ja! You helped me! " Goku said.
" But you just said-- " Vegeta mumbled, bewildered. Goku pushed him away & held the
button in front of Vegeta's face.
" THIS is what I was looking for! One of my pajama buttons! I accidently broke it off and
Chi-Chi got angry at me and told me to hold onto it until the next evening so she could by some
string to sow it back on the pajamas with!...but I put this in my gi pocket, how did you get it?
And why were you keeping it in your glove? " Goku said to Vegeta, who's face flushed.
" You dropped it and I picked it up. Simple. " Vegeta huffed, crossing his arms.
" Yeah, but that doesn't explain WHY-- "
" If I told you you'd get your ghostly Kako-cooties all over me. '
" ? "
" Ugh, " Vegeta said, disqusted, " I, I missed you. " he spat out, " I was, you know,
keeping it as a memorabila kinda thing. "
" You MISSED me? " Goku grinned excitedly.
" Well...yeah. " Vegeta shifted uncomfortably.
" YOU MISSED ME! " Goku cried, hugging Vegeta again.
" AHH! KAKO-GERMS! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T GET YOUR DISQUSTING THIRD-CLASS COOTIES ALL
OVER ME! NOW LET GO! "
" But I'm not. " Goku answered, " ghosts don't have bodies, and cooties are from bodies.
Since I don't have one, you can't get any! "
" ...huh? " Vegeta said, confused.
" Now I can hug you & you can't get cooties! "
Vegeta retched, " I don't like being hugged in the first place! "
" Of COURSE ya do! " Goku smiled, rubbing him on the head, " Now let's go give this lil
button back to Chi-Chi! "
" But it's MY BUTTON! " Vegeta shouted, " I FOUND IT! "
" I'll get you another button. " he said, rubbing the small button he was holding with
his shirt, shining it.
" But I like that button. " Vegeta whimpered.
" So, you'll like the new button I get you. " Goku said, then grabbed Vegeta's wrist &
walked back up to the frontdoor.
" I don't WANT a new button! I want THAT button! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
" Aww, don't be a such a big baby. A button's a button! " Goku rolled his eyes.
" YOU GIVE ME BACK THE STUPID BUTTON! "
" If it's so stupid why do you want it? "
" Because it's mine! " Vegeta yelled, tackling Goku as a cartoon-like fighting cloud
appeared, various arms & legs shooting out of it, the two now beating the stuffings out of each
other.
Gohan opened the front door, hearing the loud noises. His eyes widened, " Dad?? "
The two instantly paused, in the middle of socking each other & turned to the boy in
front of them.
" HI GOHAN! " Goku waved stupidly.
Gohan's jaw dropped to the floor, " ... "
" Hmm, maybe they can see you after all. " Vegeta said to Goku, who shrugged, " You
oh-kay kid? "
" ...AHHH!!! " Gohan screamed, slamming to door and running upstairs.
" Oh yeah, we really accomplished something there. " Vegeta said sarcastically, then
stopped, hearing two sets of pounding footsteps coming down the stairs and towards the other
side of the door. Chi-Chi flung the door open, causing Vegeta to smack against the wall.
" GO--AHH!! " Chi-Chi said, also screaming at the transparent figure sitting on the
floor in front of her, " Oh..my God... "
" HIIIIEEE!!! " Goku said happily, then sweatdropped as both Gohan & Chi-Chi burst into
frightened & confused screams.
" Make...them....stop. " Vegeta said, still smushed between the door & the wall. Goku
got to his feet.
" Chi-Chi, I want you calm down. " Goku said calmly, putting his hands on her shoulders.
" GHOST!!! " she shrieked, " YOU--GHOST!! "
" Yes, I'm a ghost. " Goku said.
" AHH! GHOST! "
" AHH, my headache. " Vegeta groaned.
" Oh shush! " Goku said to him, " Now, Chi-Chi, I want you to listen very closely
oh-kay?" he asked as she nodded cautiously, " GREAT! Now, remember when you told me to give you
that button but I forgot to give it to you? Well, here it is! " he smiled, holding the button out
in front of her.
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at the button, then smiled softly at it, " Oh Goku! " she said,
hugging him.
" Oh Chi-Chi. " he said, hugging her back.
" Oh brother! " Vegeta stuck out his tongue in disqust.
Goku pulled back & looked the button over, " Well, I guess my job's done here. " he said,
tossing the button into the air & catching it. Goku dropped the button into Chi-Chi's hands,
" Consider my mission completed! " he said, saluting her.
Chi-Chi held the button in the palm of her hands, then looked up at Goku. They both
smiled, then Chi-Chi lept back as a bright light burst through Goku's stomach, " AHH! "
" What's going on now! " Vegeta shouted, unwedging himself from behind the door, only
to see over a dozen little bright lights coming out of the ghost, " ... "
Goku's figure started to fade, " Hee! I'm outta here! Bye Chi-Chi! " he said happily,
waving, then looked over his shoulder, " Bye little buddy! Thank you! " he winked, a goofy grin
on his face as he disappeared, small sparkles of light fading as they touched the ground.
Vegeta & Chi-Chi stared at the now vacant spot, awkwardly depressed.
" Well, " Chi-Chi said, breaking the silence, " It's been a rather, long day. I'm, I'm
gonna go back and finish making dinner. " she said.
Vegeta sighed sadly, looking at the ground.
Chi-Chi glanced down at the button in her hands, " So...you hungry? "
He looked up, " Why? "
" Well, if you want, you can have dinner with us. I don't think Gohan would mind. "
she said, then glared warningly, " But only for today. Don't make it a habit. "
Vegeta smirked at her, " Don't worry, I don't plan to. "
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8:11 PM 9/2/2001
THE END
Chuquita: Ahh, another heartfelt, yet kooky ending by yours truely. *URP!* [glances at the now
empty plate of cake next to her] Oh man, I don't think I could eat anymore.
[Veggie comes out from the kitchen carrying a vanilla cake]
Chuquita: (eyes sparkle) OOH! CAKE! Hey Veggie, can I have some ca--
Vegeta: NO! First of all, it's not for you, it's for Kakarrot. Second, YOU ATE THAT WHOLE OTHER
CAKE YOU PIG!
Chuquita: I cannot tell a lie. Oink.
Vegeta: So, do you think he'll like it?
Chuquita: What's the filling?
Vegeta: Strawberry.
Chuquita: Son-San likes fudge in the middle though.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops, then glares at Chu, who grins, a fork in one hand and a knife in the other)
(suspicous) You wouldn't be lying to me, would you?
Chuquita: (innocently) Who? Me?
Vegeta: (angry) YES YOU!
Chuquita: Nope, I'm not lying. Son-San's favorite cake filling really IS fudge.
Vegeta: (sighs sadly) Aww crap... [drops the cake onto the desk ontop of the other plate] Here,
eat your blasted heart out.
Chuquita: WHEE! [starts eating again] (cheeks full of cake) So, ere you gonaph bak anofher cake?
Vegeta: No. [sits down next to her] I'm going to buy him something instead.
Chuquita: (swallows) Really? What?
Vegeta: How should I know.
Chuquita: You could buy something off the internet.
Vegeta: What?
Chuquita: You hate shopping right? So just shop online. That way you don't have to get lost in
the mall again and I don't have to spend 3 hours lookin for ya.
Vegeta: (sighs in defeat) Why not. What could I lose?
Chuquita: Actually, a lot.
Vegeta: ?
Chuquita: Just kidding.