?!?!?

?!?!?

Yay! I wonder how much chaos the pilots and I can cause...

*...* - what we're doing

blah blah blah... - what's going on

"..." - stuff Trowa 'says'

*Poof!* All the G-Boys and G-Girls are sitting on couches in a large room.

Dorothy: Hi Quatre!

Quatre: No!!! Get away from me! Help!

*Poof!*

All: '...?...'

Merodi: I'm back!

All: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Mer: *Goes over and glomps Quatre. He seems to have no problem with this.* Hi Quatre!

Dorothy: Hey! No fair!

Mer: *grows 10 feet tall and breathes fire at Dorothy, burning her 3 little bangs off*

Dorothy: *shrinks almost to chibi size* Ummm... *gulp* nothing...

Mer: *returns to normal size, smiles, and hugs Quatre again* Good. *giggles* The power of the authoress...

Wufei: (still screaming) Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Onna no akki! (AN- that means 'demon woman')

Mer: Hey! *acts deeply offended* What's wrong with Wufei?

Duo: Oh, Wu-man's still mad about your last fic. Remember? The football team nearly killed him!

Hilde: Yeah, and the 'evil onnas' from the cheerleading squad didn't help either. *smirks*

Heero: *monotone* That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Everyone (- Heero): *staring in disbelief that Heero said something was funny... or said anything at all.*

Wufei: *grabs katana from zero space* Yurusenai! (AN: Too many Japanese words! This one means: I will never forgive you for this!) *starts slashing at Mer*

Mer: *reaches into zero space and pull out a teal pair of energy sickles* Hey, you missed! *slices his katana in half*

Wufei: *looks at his katana, starts crying, and hides under a couch*

Sally: Aww... Look at what you did to him! Poor baby! *goes under couch and tries to calm him down. He's curled up in a little ball, hugging his knees, and crying on her shoulder*

Duo: (mimicking Sally) Aww, poor baby Wuffie...

Trowa: "........"

Relena: What did he say?

Mer & Quatre: Wufei got beaten by a girl! (glance at each other and laugh, which makes Dorothy even more mad, as if that was possible, and she changes to chibi)

Mer: *lets go of Quatre, changes to chibi, and gets sickles again as Dorothy gets her fencing coils* C'mon Dorothy!

Quatre: (sees fencing coils) Help! Aaaahhh! Hide! *goes under couch with Wufei, whom Sally is still trying to calm down*

C-Mer & C-Dorothy: *trying to kill each other*

Relena: Hey you two! Fighting won't solve anything! Put down your weapons. I, Relena Peacecraft, can show you...

Heero: Oh God, here we go again... *rolls eyes*

C-Mer: Look at what you did to Quatre! (throws sickle at Dorothy, who dodges it, but it slices her fencing coils in half. returns to normal and runs to Quatre) Poor little Quatre! *hugs him again, everybody but Dorothy (Mer made her go away... *grins*) return to their seats*

Duo: So the great Wuffie decided to come out of hiding and admit he was beaten by a woman? *smirks*

Wufei: Kiiiiissssaaaammmmmaaaa Maxwell! Jumps at Duo, who moves and then punches Wufei in the arm. They start rolling on the floor throwing punches at each other... as well as some furniture.

Hilde: I bet Duo wins!

Sally: You're on!

Relena: Hey! Quit fighting!

Heero: *rolls eyes... again...*

Lena: Don't you like my speeches Heero? You go to all of them.

Heero: mumbling: Only to try and kill you...

Lena: I heard that! Changes to chibi-lena. She jumps on Heero's head and kicks one of his bangs. OWW! Sits on Heero's head and holds throbbing foot.

Heero: Hnn... *takes out gun*

Quatre: No Heero! Don't- interrupted by gunshot- *eyes start to tear up*

Heero: It's just a tranquilizer. *evilly grins* By now, Duo and Wufei are covered in bruises and are still at it. They almost hit Trowa with a large wooden chair, but he did a flip out of the way.

Trowa: "....."

Cathy: What'd he say?

Quatre & Mer- 'Do you have any more tranquilizers. I think Duo and Wufei could use them right about now. They almost messed up my perfect hair!'

Heero: *reaches into Zero space and takes out industrial size tranquilizer gun and gets famous evil Heero grin© on and shoots* Duo and Wufei suddenly stop and fall asleep. Sally and Hilde were so interested in the fight that they didn't know what was going on until their boyfriends fell. They panicked and ran over to them, panicking and holding them. Heero started laughing, but it was that spooky insane laugh he does after killing somebody.

Trowa: "..."

Cathy: What'd he say?

Quatre & Mer: Heero's lost it. You should shoot him too.

Cathy: I've gotta learn how to do that...

Quatre: *pulls gun out of zero space, aims-* Are you sure we should do this?

Cathy: Quatre no baka! A tranquilizer gun!

Quatre: Oh... *smiles and sweatdrops. gets tranquilizer gun, aims-*

Lena: No! Don't shoot Heero! *forms human shield*

Quatre: *grins evilly (or at least as evilly as he can), aims, and shoots her and Heero*

Cathy: *rolls eyes* Close enough.

Mer: *all dreamy eyed* Wow...

Duo: *sits up* You shot Heero!?! And I missed it?!?

Mer: *gives him evil death glare* You're supposed to be unconscious.

Duo: *pales and sweatdrops, looking at the angry blonde and Hilde* Heh heh... ummm... oops. I'm asleep! *puts head back down in Hilde's lap*

Hilde: Hey! I thought you were unconscious! You tricked me Duo. *grins as she pulls a huge hammer out of zero space* C'mere Duo...

Duo: Ummm... Hilde *backs up & gets ready to run* please put the nice mallet down... Aaaahhhh! Hilde ran towards the braided boy, while he dashed, screaming all the way. She chased him into another room. The others couldn't hear what each other was saying as they crashed into stuff and yelled... ummm... obscene words...

Trowa: "..."

Mer: Good idea. *poof!* Duo and Hilde were back on the couch. All of the unconscious people were back in their places on teh couches as well. It got kinda quiet without a good justice rant from Wufei every once in a while...

Sally: *Yawns and stretches*

Mer: *gets evil grin and pulls out a huge bag of sugar*

Quatre & Lena & Hilde & Duo & Cathy & Sally: *eyes light up and they reach into the bag. The sugar turns them to chibis.*

Non-sugar Group: *collective groan and sudder*

Wufei: Only the weak eat sugar.

Heero: *watches the little chibis run around teh room* Hnn... C-Lena jumps on his shoulder

C-Lena: *screaming* Heeerrrooo! Coommmeee and geeettt meeee!

Heero: Aaaahh! *grabs c-lena* Don't yell in my ear! *gets gun from zero space and points it at her head*

C-Cathy is practicing her rings act on Trowa's (who's sitting there and just staring at her) bangs, C-Hilde is chasing C-Duo, who is trying to destroy C-Quatre's camel plushies, C-Quatre has pulled his c-energy shotels out of zero space to stop C-Shinigami's reign of terror, C-Mer is helping by whacking C-Duo on the head with her own plushies, C-Sally is running circles around Wufei, who is desperately trying to stop her, and C-Lena is still in Heero's grasp. Trowa shrugs, Heero 'Hnn..'s, and Wufei is practicing his glare on his chibi-girlfriend.

C-Duo: *after catching his breath from singing "Good Luck and Good Bye, with C-Hilde singing backup* Mwahahahaha! Shinigami has returned from Jugoku to wreak havoc on plushies! *swings C-Scythe*

C-Mer: Hey! Watch it!

C-Quatre: *Zero system laugh. the 3 normal boys shudder at the memory* I'll destroy all evil in outer space!

Wufei: Hey! That's my line!

C-Quatre: *chases C-Duo with shotels, slicing at him. C-Duo is barely able to stay ahead because of his chibi-scythe*

Heero: *look of fear; Wufei pales at his expression* Mission accepted. *ties up C-Lena, who wriggles free in no time, pulls out 2 guns, and shoots at the chibis* Shimatta! I can't hit them!

Wufei: *grabs katana and slices at them. he misses them too.*

Trowa: "......"

All Chibis: Uh-oh... *stop what they're doing and stare at the tall boy. C-Duo accidentally slices the head of a camel plushy in half*

C-Duo: Ooops... *hides behind C-Hilde*

Wufei & Heero: *stare at Trowa, jaw drop*

Wufei: How did...?

Heero: *shrugs*

Trowa: *smiles- that says it all.*

C-Duo & C-Hilde: *look like they're about to explode* Nooooo! You can't take out sugar away! *lunge at Trowa and land in his bangs and start crying. this cues the others to give the 3 normal boys the irrisistably cute chibi-puppy eyes*

Wufei: Must... resist... evil power of... puppy eyes...

Heero: Hnnnnnn...

All Chibis: * eyes grow even larger and fill with tears* Pwwweeeeezzzeee? *bottom lips quiver*

3: *look at each other, eye sugar, and get evil grins. Trowa eats some and turns chibi before the other 2 can get to it. They burn the remaining sugar and look at the 8 angry chibis*

Heero & Wufei: Uh-oh. *back away slowly*

Heero: *face brightens* Umm... how about we... playagame...?

Wufei: WHAT?!?!?!?

Chibis: Yay!

C-Lena: *climbs on Heero* Heeeerrrroooo!

Heero: WHAT?

C-Lena: *sweetly- and quietly* What are we going to play?

To be continued... maybe.

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Mer: Did you like it?

Quatre: *pouting* Why did you hafta let Dorothy come?

Mer: I'm sorry.

Quatre: It's okay. *hugs plushy*

Lena: Heeeerrrroooo!

Heero: WHAT?

Lena: Can we play the game now?

Heero: No.

Lena: *tears up* Why?

Mer: I hafta write it first!

Lena: *happy* Oh. Yay!

Wufei: *to Heero* Why do you always cave in to onnas so quickly? You have to be a man! Show them who's in charge. Right Sally? Sally?

All 'Onnas': *extreamely pissed* What did you just say?

Wufei: *gulp* Ummm, nothing...

Sally: *hits him with Hilde's mallet*

Cathy: Thanks. He was starting to bug me.

Sally: *flips hair over shoulder* No problem.

Mer: Okay, let's go people. I have to have some time to write the sequel, so you have to leave now.

All: *poof!*

Mer: "......"

Quatre: *poof!* Hey! You finished already?

Mer: Nooo...