Chapter 2
Chapter
2
Disclaimer:
Oops. I forgot to put one on the last chapter! *sweatdrops* Oh
well. If anybody sues me, all they'll get are my Sandrock model, several
posters and magazines, 2 Martian Successor Nadesico tapes, and *drum roll*
$3.51. Bye!
When we
left: Wufei and Heero were the only two who hadn't eaten Mer's
sugar. The others were chibis! And Heero promised them a game.
Wufei:
Smooth move, spandex boy.
Heero:
Hnn.
Chibis:
Play! Play!
Heero:
*thinks* How about we play the Quiet Game?
C-Lena:
Heeeerrrrooooo!
Heero:
WHAT?!?
C-Lena:
Noooooo!
Heero
grabs her and pulls a phone out of spandex space. (How he fits all that
stuff in there is way beyond me :) He calls someone and a few moments
later, men in white coats take lena away.
Wufei:
Why didn't you do that in the first place weakling? You're almost as weak
as that blonde kid!
C-Mer:
*pulls out sickles*
Heero
stops the little girl before she slices and dices Wufei. As usual, his
ponytail is too tight.
Wufei:
Thanks baka. You started all this!
Heero:
Shaddap or I let her kill you. at that the weakling (oh no! he's
rubbing off on me!) quiets down. The chibis become restless.
Chibis:
Game! Game!
Wufei:
ALRIGHT!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chibi-sally
has a death grip on Wufei's leg, the others are clinging to their
girlfriends/boyfriends. Wufei yells 'Injustice' as he desperately attempts
to pry her off. Heero silently laughs at him, enjoying the otherwise quiet
moment.
the
background changed. the chibis loosened their holds on each other,
watching a blue pegasus carrying c-zechs and c-lu towards them.
Heero:
Nani?!?
Unidentified
Disembodied Voice: Bwahahahaha!
Heero:
What was that and who the heck are you?
Unidentified
Disembodied Voice: Mer's Gundam. Sandstorm. *sees c-quatre*
Kawaii!
Heero:
Gundams can't talk.
Unidentified
Disembodied Voice That Has Now Been Identified As Sandstorm: I can.
Heero:
Oh. *pulls out tiny tape recorder* Note to self: Make Zero
talk.
UDVTHNBIAS:
o.O
Heero:
Answer me! What was that thing up there? *pulls out gun*
UDVTHNBIAS:
That was 'the background changing. the chibis loosening their holds on
each other, watching a blue pegasus carrying c-zechs and c-lu towards
them'.
Heero:
I knew that.
UDVTHNBIAS:
Do not mock the power of the authoress!
Heero:
I thought Merodi was the authoress.
UDVTHNBIAS:
O.O I was never here. Carry on. *darts away with Mission
Impossible music playing. hopes Mer skips this part when proofreading*
Chibis:
Game! Ga-
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibis:
Aaaaaahh!
Wufei:
Injustice!
Heero:
*rolls eyes*
C-Mer:
*takes out pen and sacred suitcase. writes in notebook. storms
disappears*
Heero:
Gimme that! *looks through contents, which are mostly Quatre & Mer
pics & fics. takes pen from her and writes*
*Poof!*
All the chibified GW pilots turned normal, if not still a bit hyper.
Mer:
You... You touched my sacred notebook! Omae o korosu! Or better
yet... *evilly grins, takes back notebook, writes*
Exhausted
men in white suits return Lena.
Lena:
Heeeerrrooooo! *runs and hugs him* Thanks Merry!
Mer:
*smirks* Anytime!
Heero:
Can we pleeeese play a game now?!?