The Chaos Chronicles
*Chapter 3*
Meri: *walks in room & sits* I'm finished!
Heero: Hnn.
Wufei: And what makes you think we care woman?
Meri: *ultra-death glare* Call me Meri.
Wufei: *eeep*
Hilde: *yawn*
Meri: Oh yeah! Fic!
Wufei: Baka onna.
Meri: I heard that! *starts fighting, leaving her open notebook behind*
Trowa: Can we get this over with?
Heero: Hnn.
Quatre: Merodi looks... umm... busy, so let's see what she's written.
Heero: Oooooohhhh no. No way am I doing THAT again.
Duo: Come on! I'm bored! Besides, what could happen?
Wufei: Do you really want to know?
Lu: I have an idea! Let's use something to move the pages... like a pencil!
Lena: That's a good idea!
Cathy: Got one! Open it!
Lena: I'll read!
Heero: *monotone* I can hardly contain myself.
Trowa: *shrugs*
Zechs: Go ahead, sis.
Lu: Yes, please Miss Relena!
Lena: Ahem! *clears throat* ...... *drinks water* ...... The pilots appeared out of the plothole-
All the pilots and crew disappear, then reappear through Meri's plothole.
All: What just happened?
Meri: *returns to spot with bruised arm*
Wufei: *stumbles around* Baka.... onna... *faints*
Duo/Quatre: Let's NEVER do that again.
Trowa: ......
Quatre/Meri: Exactly.
Cathy: What?
Meri: So Heero, about the game you promised us?
Heero: What? I just said that cause all of you were chibified!
Lena: We're playing a game! NOW!
Lu/Zechs: Yeah, what Miss Relena said!
Heero: Bingo?
All: No.
Wufei: Solitaire?
All: No.
Meri: Truth or Dare?
All (-Heero/Wufei): Yay! Truth or Dare!
Wufei: Shoot me. Shoot me now.
Heero: Okay! *pulls out gun*
Meri: No! You may not kill Wufei until we've tortured him with the evil game!
Heero: But I wanna shoot him!
Meri: No! Now put up the gun.
Heero: No.
Meri: Alright, you brought this on yourself... *writes in sacred notebook* *gun disappears*
Heero: *reaches in Zero Space for another* What? Where's my gun stash?!?
Meri: Now what was that about not putting up the gun?
Heero: Humph.
Meri: Rules?
Quatre: No yaoi!
Meri: *writes* Okay, no yaoi...
Sally: No yuri!
Meri: or yuri...
Lu: No hentai!
Meri: or hentai...
Duo: No running around in your underwear!
Meri: or running around in your underwear... WHAT?!?
Heero: Omae o korosu, Duo.
Duo: Yeah. Right. Without your gun?
Heero: Humph.
Cathy: Who's going to go first?
Duo: I will! Muahahahahaha!
Hilde: Yay!
Duo: Hilde, truth or dare?
Hilde: Dare.
Duo: Okay-
Meri: No hentai! *smacks him on head with staff*
Duo: How does she do that? Umm... okay... *evil grin* *whispers to Hilde*
Hilde: Okay! *runs off* (1 hour later) *returns* All done!
Hilde's covered in blotches of pink. The other pilots notice this and run out to their Gundams.
Pilots: Nooooooooooo! Not again! (their gundams have been painted pink with a banner that says: The Goddess of Death was here!)
Heero: I get to kill him.
Wufei: No! I get to kill him!
Trowa: ..........
Quatre: Hey! That's a good idea!
H/W: ?
Quatre: Trowa says we should get him back when it's our turns.
H/W: *evil grin*
T: *almost smiles*
Pilots: *go inside*
Hilde: It's my turn now! Umm, Lena! Truth or Dare?
Lena: Dare.
Hilde: Go-
Meri: *whacks her with staff*
Hilde: I didn't even finish!
Meri: I know. That would be the point.
Hilde: Fine. You won't let us have any fun with this! Anyway, I want you to... go sit in Heero's lap for the rest of the game!
Lena: Okay!
Heero: No! Not okay!
Zechs: Nooooooo! Nobody touches my sister! Omae o korosu, Heero!
Lu: *ties him to chair & sits on him*
Lena: *sits in Heero's lap* Hee-chan! Truth or Dare?
Duo/Hilde/Cathy/Sally/Wufei/Meri: *snickers* Hee-chan!
Heero: Truth.
Lena: Is it true that you like me?
Heero: *mumbles*
Lena: What?
Heero: *mumbles*
Lena: What?
Duo: C'mon man! We can't hear you!
Hilde: Yeah!
Zechs: *ready to kill him*
Lu: *barely holding Zechs back* Go on, Heero...
Heero: Yes.
Lena: I knew you loved me! *glomps Heero*
Heero: *pulls out gun & shoots* Little pieces of princess splatter over the room.
Duo/Hilde: Eeeeeewww...
Zechs: You killed Relena! You die now, evil pilot scum! *jumps Heero*
Noin/Quatre: Hey! Stop it now! *try to pull them apart*
Zechs: *punches Quatre* Shuddap!
Quatre: *gets in fight; he and Heero are punching Zechs*
Noin: *jumps in & takes on Quatre*
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To be continued...
