Chaos Chronicles~Ch. 3

The Chaos Chronicles
*Chapter 3*

Meri: *walks in room & sits* I'm finished!

Heero: Hnn.

Wufei: And what makes you think we care woman?

Meri: *ultra-death glare* Call me Meri.

Wufei: *eeep*

Hilde: *yawn*

Meri: Oh yeah! Fic!

Wufei: Baka onna.

Meri: I heard that! *starts fighting, leaving her open notebook behind*

Trowa: Can we get this over with?

Heero: Hnn.

Quatre: Merodi looks... umm... busy, so let's see what she's written.

Heero: Oooooohhhh no. No way am I doing THAT again.

Duo: Come on! I'm bored! Besides, what could happen?

Wufei: Do you really want to know?

Lu: I have an idea! Let's use something to move the pages... like a pencil!

Lena: That's a good idea!

Cathy: Got one! Open it!

Lena: I'll read!

Heero: *monotone* I can hardly contain myself.

Trowa: *shrugs*

Zechs: Go ahead, sis.

Lu: Yes, please Miss Relena!

Lena: Ahem! *clears throat* ...... *drinks water* ...... The pilots appeared out of the plothole-

All the pilots and crew disappear, then reappear through Meri's plothole.

All: What just happened?

Meri: *returns to spot with bruised arm*

Wufei: *stumbles around* Baka.... onna... *faints*

Duo/Quatre: Let's NEVER do that again.

Trowa: ......

Quatre/Meri: Exactly.

Cathy: What?

Meri: So Heero, about the game you promised us?

Heero: What? I just said that cause all of you were chibified!

Lena: We're playing a game! NOW!

Lu/Zechs: Yeah, what Miss Relena said!

Heero: Bingo?

All: No.

Wufei: Solitaire?

All: No.

Meri: Truth or Dare?

All (-Heero/Wufei): Yay! Truth or Dare!

Wufei: Shoot me. Shoot me now.

Heero: Okay! *pulls out gun*

Meri: No! You may not kill Wufei until we've tortured him with the evil game!

Heero: But I wanna shoot him!

Meri: No! Now put up the gun.

Heero: No.

Meri: Alright, you brought this on yourself... *writes in sacred notebook* *gun disappears*

Heero: *reaches in Zero Space for another* What? Where's my gun stash?!?

Meri: Now what was that about not putting up the gun?

Heero: Humph.

Meri: Rules?

Quatre: No yaoi!

Meri: *writes* Okay, no yaoi...

Sally: No yuri!

Meri: or yuri...

Lu: No hentai!

Meri: or hentai...

Duo: No running around in your underwear!

Meri: or running around in your underwear... WHAT?!?

Heero: Omae o korosu, Duo.

Duo: Yeah. Right. Without your gun?

Heero: Humph.

Cathy: Who's going to go first?

Duo: I will! Muahahahahaha!

Hilde: Yay!

Duo: Hilde, truth or dare?

Hilde: Dare.

Duo: Okay-

Meri: No hentai! *smacks him on head with staff*

Duo: How does she do that? Umm... okay... *evil grin* *whispers to Hilde*

Hilde: Okay! *runs off* (1 hour later) *returns* All done!

Hilde's covered in blotches of pink. The other pilots notice this and run out to their Gundams.

Pilots: Nooooooooooo! Not again! (their gundams have been painted pink with a banner that says: The Goddess of Death was here!)

Heero: I get to kill him.

Wufei: No! I get to kill him!

Trowa: ..........

Quatre: Hey! That's a good idea!

H/W: ?

Quatre: Trowa says we should get him back when it's our turns.

H/W: *evil grin*

T: *almost smiles*

Pilots: *go inside*

Hilde: It's my turn now! Umm, Lena! Truth or Dare?

Lena: Dare.

Hilde: Go-

Meri: *whacks her with staff*

Hilde: I didn't even finish!

Meri: I know. That would be the point.

Hilde: Fine. You won't let us have any fun with this! Anyway, I want you to... go sit in Heero's lap for the rest of the game!

Lena: Okay!

Heero: No! Not okay!

Zechs: Nooooooo! Nobody touches my sister! Omae o korosu, Heero!

Lu: *ties him to chair & sits on him*

Lena: *sits in Heero's lap* Hee-chan! Truth or Dare?

Duo/Hilde/Cathy/Sally/Wufei/Meri: *snickers* Hee-chan!

Heero: Truth.

Lena: Is it true that you like me?

Heero: *mumbles*

Lena: What?

Heero: *mumbles*

Lena: What?

Duo: C'mon man! We can't hear you!

Hilde: Yeah!

Zechs: *ready to kill him*

Lu: *barely holding Zechs back* Go on, Heero...

Heero: Yes.

Lena: I knew you loved me! *glomps Heero*

Heero: *pulls out gun & shoots* Little pieces of princess splatter over the room.

Duo/Hilde: Eeeeeewww...

Zechs: You killed Relena! You die now, evil pilot scum! *jumps Heero*

Noin/Quatre: Hey! Stop it now! *try to pull them apart*

Zechs: *punches Quatre* Shuddap!

Quatre: *gets in fight; he and Heero are punching Zechs*

Noin: *jumps in & takes on Quatre*

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To be continued...