The Chaos Chronicles
Chapter 4
Author's Notes: When we last left, Relena was nothing but little specks all over the walls thanks to Heero, Zechs, Heero, Quatre, and Lu were fighting, the others were staring, and the pilots were incredibly angry because Hilde painted their Gundams pink.
Meri: Enough! *punched by Zechs* Ack! Okay, that's it! *jumps in*
Duo: *pulls out cards* Who wants to play?
Others: I do!
Duo: *passes out cards* Hilde... do you have a 5?
Hilde: Nnnooooooo! Not the fives! *hands over 3 fives*
Duo: Muahahahaha! Wu-man, do you have a 3?
Wufei: Yes. And don't call me Wu-man! *hands over cards*
Duo: Cathy, do you have any 6's?
Cathy: Yes. *hands them over*
Sally: Duo! No cheating!
Duo: *innocent face* Cheating? Who? ME?
Sally: Yes, YOU.
Wufei: The weak woman is correct! These cards are marked! You die, Maxwell! *grabs katana, only to find he left it at home. looks around and spots stale garlic bread loaf* I challenge you to a duel, dishonorable one!
Duo: *grabs other loaf* I'm gonna kick your butt! *fights back*
Zechs/Noin/Quatre/Heero/Meri: *stop their fight to watch Duo proceed in the kicking of Wufei's butt*
Duo: *knocks Wufei in head with stale loaf* Ha ha!
Wufei: Die, Maxwell! *hears clanging & looks in Meri's direction*
Meri: Everyone's too uptight! Anyone for a drink? *holds up champagne*
Zechs/Noin: Me!
Meri: Okay, 1 bottle per couple! This oughta make the game more interesting!
Heero: I don't have anyone to share with!
Meri: *sigh* Fine. *writes*
Lena: *jumps outa nowhere* Heero! *hugs Heero*
Heero: Much better.
Sally and Hilde get the bottles for their *occupied* boyfriends, Zechs and Lu race up and get one, Trowa gets one for him and his sister, Heero grabs one, and Meri takes the remaining bottle over to Quatre and her spot on the couch. Everybody starts to drink from the flutes Zechs brought. (AN: Flutes are those little glasses!) The bottles are gone in no time.
Heero: *hic* More!
Quatre: Okay, time for more champagne & Truth or Dare!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jump on guys*
Wufei: Get off me, onna!
Sally: NO! *hic* I wuv u!
Lena: Heeeeeeeerrrrrroooooo!
Heero: Leeeeeeennnnnnaaaaaa!
Lena: I'm scared! *death grip on his neck*
Heero: *turning pretty colors*
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10 "onna"'s,
9 death glares,
8 drunken falls,
7 hiccups,
6 more shades of Heero's face,
5 lightning flashes,
4 thunder crashes,
3 breadstick fights,
and 2 bottles of wine per couple later (Someone had the nerve to add "and a partridge in a pear tree!" Duo...)
Meri: *takes another sip* *turns SD & runs around room, whacking people with her Sand Staff*
Heero: My turn! *hic* I choose... Quatre!
Quatre: Dare!
Heero: *whines* I didn't get to ask the question! Truth or Dare?
Quatre: Truth!
Heero: Make up your mind!
Quatre: Is that a trick question?
Heero: Answer!
Quatre: Dare!
Heero: I dare you to... go to the bottom floor of the basement!
Quatre: But I don't like the dark!
Meri: Is okay, Kitty-chan! Meri-chan come with you!
Quatre: Okay!
Meri-chan (her SD form) and Quatre stumble towards the elevator. Cathy and Trowa have fallen asleep in the corner, Duo and Hilde fell asleep on the beanbag chairs, and the other 6 are playing cards again. Sally and Lena are in their boyfriends' laps, having become quite fond of them. (hee hee!)
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Quatre: Meri-chan! Wait up!
Meri: Kitty-chan too slow! Meri-chan help! *gives him sugar*
Quatre: *eats sugar* Mmmmmmm! Sweet! *turns SD* Meri-chan!
Meri: Kitty-chan!
Quatre: Meri-chan know where Kitty-chan is?
Meri: Nope!
Quatre: Kay! *runs down hall* Yay!
Meri: *runs after him* Yay! *runs into pole* Oooooooohh... *gets up* Yay!
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Heero: Must... find way... to beat Zechs...
Zechs: Heero, do you have any jacks?
Heero: Smeg. *hands over 3 jacks* That's it! I'm gonna find Quatre and Meri!
Lena: I'm going too!
Zechs: Oh no you're not!
Lena: Yes I am!
Zechs: No!
Lena: Yes!
Zechs: NO!
Lena: YES!
Zechs: NO!
Lena: *puppy eyes* Pweeeezzeeee?
Zechs: Fine.
Lena: Kay! *runs after Heero*
Heero: *walks into door* Oof! Hey- who put the door here? *stumbles away*
Lena: Wait up! *runs into door*
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Back in the hallway...
Quatre: Oooooohh! Lelevator! *tries to reach button* Waaaaaahhhh!
Meri: What wrong?
Quatre: Kitty-chan can't reach button!
Meri: Meri-chan fix! *climbs staff & pushes button*
Quatre: Lelevator! *both get inside*
Meri: *pushes button*
Quatre: Lelevator go up!
The storm decided now would be the perfect time to shut off the electricity...
Meri: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Quatre: What wrong, Meri-chan?
Meri: Thunder go boom!
Quatre: Is otay.
