The Chaos Chronicles~Ch. 5

The Chaos Chronicles

Chapter 5

The drunker card players don't even notice that the lights have gone out because of the battery-operated lamp.

Duo: I'll see your Dum-Dum pops and raise you a bag of Raisinets.

Noin: Fine! *hic* I have a 3, a 4, a 5, an ace, and an ace.

Hilde: I've got a 9, a 9, a 2, a 10 and an ace.

Duo: I have a 9, a 10, a jack, a queen, and a king!

Zechs: *evilly grins* I have an ace, a king, a queen, a jack, and a 10! I win! *grabs huge pile of candy and adds to his other stack of winnings*

Noin/Hilde/Duo: Not again!

Sally/Wufei: *kissing*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Because of the lack of electricity, the elevator Quatre and Meri were on is stuck...

Meri: Kitty-chan?

Quatre: What?

Meri: You sweepy?

Quatre: Nope.

Meri: Kay. Kitty-chan?

Quatre: What?

Meri: You hungwy?

Quatre: Nope.

Meri: Kay. Kitty-chan?

Quatre: What?

Meri: You bored?

Quatre: Yep.

Meri: Kay. Kitty-chan?

Quatre: What?

Meri: You love Meri-chan?

Quatre: Yep.

Meri: Kay!

Quatre: Meri-chan?

Meri: What?

Quatre: You sweepy?

Meri: Nope.

Quatre: Kay. Meri-chan?

Meri: What?

Quatre: You hungwy?

Meri: Nope.

Quatre: Kay. Meri-chan?

Meri: What?

Quatre: You bored?

Meri: Yep.

Quatre: Kay. Meri-chan?

Meri: What?

Quatre: You love Kitty-chan?

Meri: Yep.

Quatre: Yay!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson...

Heero: Sugar? *sniff sniff* Yup. Sugar. They definitely went this way. Follow me Lena!

Lena: Kay! *runs after him*

Heero: *walks to elevator & slides down cord*

Lena: *follows him* Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! *lands in Heero's arms*

Heero: Argh! *almost drops Lena* Get off! *drops Lena anyway*

Lena: *sigh*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Meri: Kitty-chan, didya hear something?

Quatre: No, Kitty-chan no hear anything. Why? Meri-chan hear something?

Meri: Uh-huh. *snuggle*

Quatre: *snuggle*

Heero: *pulls cover off elevator* Ah-ha! Gotcha!

Meri: Ohayoo!!! Lena-chan want sugar?

Lena: Sugar! Arigato Meri!

Heero: NO!

Lena: *eats sugar; changes to Lena-chan*

Heero: *sigh* Mission accepted. *eats sugar & turns into Hee-chan*

Lena: Hee-chan!

Heero: Lena-chan! *grabs her hands & dances*

Quatre: Hee-chan know where Kitty-chan is?

Heero: Nope.

Meri: Uh-oh.

Lena: Uh-oh?

Meri: Uh-huh.

Quatre: What wrong, Meri-chan?

Meri: The lights are out. *everyone else facefaults and more massive amounts of sweatdropping*

Quatre: C'mon, Meri-chan! Follow Kitty-chan! We find others!

Meri: M-kay!

Lena: Hee-chan?

Heero: What?

Lena: Let's go! *runs after the blondes*

Heero: Kay! *runs*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back in the original room...

Zechs: I win!

Duo/Noin/Hilde: *sigh* We know, we know...

Zechs: Anyone want some more champagne?

Sally/Wufei: *break for air* I do! *giggle*

Sally: Let's go to the city!

Wufei: *hic* Why?

Sally: I dunno. You wanna?

Wufei: Kay!

Duo/Hilde: Me too!

Zechs/Noin: Me three! *all 6 leave*

Cathy/Trowa: *wake up* Where's everybody else?

Cathy: Wanna play Cardcaptor Sakura?

Trowa: I'm Kero! Guardian Beast of the Seal!

Cathy: I'm Sakura! The chosen Cardcaptor! *a karaoke machine appears*

Cathy/Trowa: The secrets of the Clow/were all a mystery/but when this mighty book was opened/the powers were set free!...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Meri: Kitty-chan know where we going?

Quatre: I'm following the howling.

Meri: Kay.

Heero: *plugs ears*

Lena: *plugs ears*

Quatre/Meri: CARDCAPTORS!!! ... Cardcaptors; a mystic adventure!/Cardcaptors; a quest for all time...

Cathy/Trowa/Quatre/Meri: Each card possesses a power that's old/we've got to find them to bring the power home!/Cardcaptors; a mystic adventure!/ Cardcaptors; a quest for all time!/Cardcaptors/CARDCAPTORS!!! *giggles*

Quatre: Meri-chan?

Meri: What?

Quatre: You still hyper?

Meri: Nope.

Quatre: Then why you still chibi?

Meri: Don't know.

*POOF* Quatre/Meri/Heero/Lena: I am SO never touching sugar again!

The next day... everyone had major hangovers! The end!