The Chaos Chronicles
Chapter 5
The drunker card players don't even notice that the lights have gone out because of the battery-operated lamp.
Duo: I'll see your Dum-Dum pops and raise you a bag of Raisinets.
Noin: Fine! *hic* I have a 3, a 4, a 5, an ace, and an ace.
Hilde: I've got a 9, a 9, a 2, a 10 and an ace.
Duo: I have a 9, a 10, a jack, a queen, and a king!
Zechs: *evilly grins* I have an ace, a king, a queen, a jack, and a 10! I win! *grabs huge pile of candy and adds to his other stack of winnings*
Noin/Hilde/Duo: Not again!
Sally/Wufei: *kissing*
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Because of the lack of electricity, the elevator Quatre and Meri were on is stuck...
Meri: Kitty-chan?
Quatre: What?
Meri: You sweepy?
Quatre: Nope.
Meri: Kay. Kitty-chan?
Quatre: What?
Meri: You hungwy?
Quatre: Nope.
Meri: Kay. Kitty-chan?
Quatre: What?
Meri: You bored?
Quatre: Yep.
Meri: Kay. Kitty-chan?
Quatre: What?
Meri: You love Meri-chan?
Quatre: Yep.
Meri: Kay!
Quatre: Meri-chan?
Meri: What?
Quatre: You sweepy?
Meri: Nope.
Quatre: Kay. Meri-chan?
Meri: What?
Quatre: You hungwy?
Meri: Nope.
Quatre: Kay. Meri-chan?
Meri: What?
Quatre: You bored?
Meri: Yep.
Quatre: Kay. Meri-chan?
Meri: What?
Quatre: You love Kitty-chan?
Meri: Yep.
Quatre: Yay!
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Back with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson...
Heero: Sugar? *sniff sniff* Yup. Sugar. They definitely went this way. Follow me Lena!
Lena: Kay! *runs after him*
Heero: *walks to elevator & slides down cord*
Lena: *follows him* Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! *lands in Heero's arms*
Heero: Argh! *almost drops Lena* Get off! *drops Lena anyway*
Lena: *sigh*
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Meri: Kitty-chan, didya hear something?
Quatre: No, Kitty-chan no hear anything. Why? Meri-chan hear something?
Meri: Uh-huh. *snuggle*
Quatre: *snuggle*
Heero: *pulls cover off elevator* Ah-ha! Gotcha!
Meri: Ohayoo!!! Lena-chan want sugar?
Lena: Sugar! Arigato Meri!
Heero: NO!
Lena: *eats sugar; changes to Lena-chan*
Heero: *sigh* Mission accepted. *eats sugar & turns into Hee-chan*
Lena: Hee-chan!
Heero: Lena-chan! *grabs her hands & dances*
Quatre: Hee-chan know where Kitty-chan is?
Heero: Nope.
Meri: Uh-oh.
Lena: Uh-oh?
Meri: Uh-huh.
Quatre: What wrong, Meri-chan?
Meri: The lights are out. *everyone else facefaults and more massive amounts of sweatdropping*
Quatre: C'mon, Meri-chan! Follow Kitty-chan! We find others!
Meri: M-kay!
Lena: Hee-chan?
Heero: What?
Lena: Let's go! *runs after the blondes*
Heero: Kay! *runs*
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Back in the original room...
Zechs: I win!
Duo/Noin/Hilde: *sigh* We know, we know...
Zechs: Anyone want some more champagne?
Sally/Wufei: *break for air* I do! *giggle*
Sally: Let's go to the city!
Wufei: *hic* Why?
Sally: I dunno. You wanna?
Wufei: Kay!
Duo/Hilde: Me too!
Zechs/Noin: Me three! *all 6 leave*
Cathy/Trowa: *wake up* Where's everybody else?
Cathy: Wanna play Cardcaptor Sakura?
Trowa: I'm Kero! Guardian Beast of the Seal!
Cathy: I'm Sakura! The chosen Cardcaptor! *a karaoke machine appears*
Cathy/Trowa: The secrets of the Clow/were all a mystery/but when this mighty book was opened/the powers were set free!...
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Meri: Kitty-chan know where we going?
Quatre: I'm following the howling.
Meri: Kay.
Heero: *plugs ears*
Lena: *plugs ears*
Quatre/Meri: CARDCAPTORS!!! ... Cardcaptors; a mystic adventure!/Cardcaptors; a quest for all time...
Cathy/Trowa/Quatre/Meri: Each card possesses a power that's old/we've got to find them to bring the power home!/Cardcaptors; a mystic adventure!/ Cardcaptors; a quest for all time!/Cardcaptors/CARDCAPTORS!!! *giggles*
Quatre: Meri-chan?
Meri: What?
Quatre: You still hyper?
Meri: Nope.
Quatre: Then why you still chibi?
Meri: Don't know.
*POOF* Quatre/Meri/Heero/Lena: I am SO never touching sugar again!
The next day... everyone had major hangovers! The end!
