The Romantic Exploits of Dennis Creevey

The Romantic Exploits of Dennis Creevey

Dear Diary,

I went around school today, asking people what "jiggy" means. They laughed at me. This one guy said, "Dude, it's like, whatever you want it to mean," and then his friend said, "Yeah, dude, in order to find out what jiggy truly means, you've gotta, like, find the Jiggy within yourself."

I think they were stoned.

So, anyway, I'm well on the road to playah-dom. When I'm not trying to find the jiggy within myself, I've been trying to find a "hot mama" to be my "bitch." After I find out what "jiggy" means, I think I'll do some research to further my vocabulary. For instance, I want to know the difference between a "hot mama" and a "bitch." I could ask Colin, but he's too dorky.

In order to improve my image as a playah, I think I should change my friends. I should start hanging out with cooler people—like Dean Thomas! Dean's the most popular guy in school, even more popular that Harry Potter! And he's a great seeker, too. I wasn't surprised when he took Harry's spot on the team. My new goal in life: Be more like Dean Thomas.

Love,

Denís Creevay

P.S.- I think people might think it's weird for a playah to write to Diary, so I'm going to change your name to something jiggy, ok?

I really did go around school asking people what "jiggy" means, and I really did get a similar response. Funny, it was 4/20 (National Marajuana Day) when I wrote this.