Quatre Is Not

Quatre Is Not...

AN: Hi! Umm... I hope nobody minds... I kinda borrowed the idea from an incredibly funny site called "Heero Is Not Toast & Other Gundam Wing Facts". If you would like to visit the site, there's a button on the bottom of the page to visit their site. =^.~=

1. A Fruit

Abilities:

Quatre: Looking cute. Kawaiiness is Quatre's #1 ability. Just look at all the crazed fangirls after him!

Fruit: Looking tasty. Tastiness is Fruit's #1 ability. Just look at all the hungry Quatre-crazed fangirls eating tasty Fruit! Quatre can't be Fruit, because people would eat him. (If you did, he might taste like tea. Or chicken. O.o)


Friends:

Quatre: Quatre has many friends. His SpaceHeart draws them to him. He's everybody's friend! (The song says so!) Even Sandrock is his friend, and he's just an inanimate object.

Fruit: Fruit doesn't have any friends... unless you count the people who eat Fruit. But no one would eat Quatre to become his friend. He might taste funny. (See above.)


Clothes:

Quatre: Just remember: P, P, K. Pink, Purple, Khaki. That's about it. Oooooohh... except that incredibly tight spacesuit from episodes 47-49. *grin* *evil giggle of glee*

Fruit: Fruit doesn't wear clothes. It's just kinda... there. Sometimes people put peanut butter and caramel on Fruit. But then they eat his clothes. Nobody's eaten Quatre's clothes. Also, Fruit comes in many colors. Quatre comes in 3: Pink, Purple, Khaki. (See above.)

2. A Pansy

Abilities:

Quatre: Quatre can pilot a mobile suit. He is very good at that. Quatre also knows what mute clowns think. I think he does that with his very friendly SpaceHeart. (See above.)

Pansy: Pansy can look nice. He usually just sits there. He can't pilot a mobile suit, because Pansy doesn't have arms. He does, however, have leaves that soak up sun. If Quatre tried to soak up sun, he'd get sunburnt.


Death:

Quatre: Quatre is unable to die. He can't even die when he wants to. His inanimate friend Sandrock (See above.) protects him from not-very-good things. The Maganac Corps help too. They have fezzes. =^.^=

Pansy: Pansy dies a lot. He gets stepped on, dries up, gets sprayed with herbicide, and other stuff. Quatre was sprayed with blood once. It didn't kill him, but he nearly fainted. No one protects poor little Pansy.


Sanity:

Quatre: Quatre is usually very calm and sane. That is a good thing. One time he got in a ZERO system and went insane. That was a bad thing. He killed people.

Pansy: Pansy isn't sane or insane. He's just there. The bees inside Pansy are a totally different story. *winces; reaches for band aid*


Family:

Quatre: Quatre has 29 sisters. His mom died in the manga. His dad died in episode 21, "Grief-Stricken Quatre".

Pansy: Pansy has millions and billions of sisters. And brothers. Quatre doesn't have any brothers. Pansy's parents were probably dead before he knew them. They didn't get a manga and TV episode to die in. *sniffle*

~Owari~