Not again?!!?!??!!?

A/N: Oh here it comes all the bashing, and flaming well I got to say I'm expecting it with this story! I've decided to post a hummor fic. I can just here your mocking words from all the way to where ever you people live. Anyways, since my mind is gone this very moment I have decided to make my life a living hell, so here I am writing a Escaflowne fic that makes absolutely no sense at all! Well so on with the story!


I'll just ignore the freaken Disclaimer!!!!!!!!




"By my grave, my lord, you MUST get married!" Cried a fairly old and crippled man whom was right this very minute arguing, more like stocking, the king of Fanelia. Van simpely stuffed his ears with a great ammount of cotton balls and completely ignored his bickering advisor. Thinking that the king had finally reached his senses and was actually listening to him, the old advisor continued his pointless explenations of his king to be getting married and how it would do Fanelia a great deed and all the other pointlessness of getting him married off to some snobbed up princess who thinks that the world is her servant (no I am not on drugs if your wondering). Poor Van, he must suffer all this torture at a daily bases, well for example this is what his schedual looks like for today:

1. Wake up, get dressed and run like a bat out of hell towards the
breakfast room before being hounded by advisors.

2. Try to kill yourself when you get caught by them.

3. Give up suiside. Decide to focus on slitting their heads off.

4. Unsucsessfully try to strangle Lord Laviet.

5. Try to jump of the castle.

6. Fail missrably.

7. Look all moppy and start crying over Hitomi.

8. Kill Allen.

9. Mope over Hitomi

10. Consider suicide again

11. Listen to Lord Flamings pep talk about marrige

12. Plot revenge on his advisors for making him suffer like this

13. Think about how Hell would be better than this.

14. Meet horrifying princesses

15. Try to not suffocate from their cloud of toxic perfumes

16. Murder Allen

17. Wish for Hitomi

18. Die


What a lovely schedual, don't you think? Well unbenonced to lord Van, his advisors are planning a wonderful ball and have invited all of the princesses that exicte on Gaea. Wonderful, ha! It seems more like a death sentence for our great king of Fanelia. His advisors have been planning this since they heard by rumours that their king was looking for a wife. Which was exactly 5 min. ago. Certainly they were so very wrong, for Van wanted Hitomi to be back, not have a wife. Sadly his advisors heard a few young and chattery servants talking about Lord Van love life. Inspierd, and so wrong they have just made Van's grave!


To your great sadness this will continue....


A/N: You see I am a psycic. I can predict the future. HAHAHAHAHAHA, my ass. Anyways I am awaiting patiently for the bashing and flames to come, so HURRY IT UP WILL YOU!! Lol, that is so lame, well tell me if I am a disgrace to all writers everywhere, t'ill next time!!!!!