Rocky,Rocky,RA!RA!RA! by Moonshine



I just had the best time ever!
(I love eating Meatloaf,don't you?)
I saw the show I've been waiting 6 years for!
(It is in New Jersey)
I saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(For what?A rainy day?)
Based on the musiccal The Rocky Horror Show
(Asshole!)
It was so much fun!
(Slut!)
Is there any other show where you can shout at the screen?
(Where's your fucking neck?)
Or bring props?
(He is!)
Like throwing rice?
(The shits)
Or throw toast?
(Is it true that your also gay?)
Or shoot water pistols?
(And get laid tongiht!)
Snap those rubber gloves?
(Like your neck)
Throw toilet paper around?
(Great Scott!)
Bring teddy bears?
(Ugh!)
Blow party favors?
(Say Hello,Riff!)
Dance in the aisles?
(Say IT!)
Clap along to a tap-dance song?
(2,4,6,8,10,12 eat your heart our Ann Miller!)
Have flashlights on?
(Show us your mother,Riff!)
Bring newspapers to cover your head?
(Can you describe your balls?)
Dress as your favorite character?
(And Brad is too!)
What other movie lets you do all that and more?
(Sex,drugs and Rock-N-Roll!)
Is your answer none?
(Who is he talking to?)
Then good!
(But I always laugh at funerals)
Your right!
(Goodbye all this!)
Cause it's the only one of it's kind!
(Hello oblivein,how's the wife and kids?)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
(And God said...."Let there be lips...")





Author's Note:The words in (....) are the call-outs.Or the things you scream at the screen when the time comes.This IS NOT my best but,hey.*shrugs*I felt like writeing about Rocky Horror,and I did.