Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, got it? Good.
A/N: I cut off the cast by some... Just felt like it. Characters will be OOC, especially Jay and all them so I can make this appropriate for Harry Potter fans of *all* ages!
~Chapter 1~
*Survivor theme song plays then pans off to the host Jeff Probst*
Jeff: Hello, and welcome to Survivor. I'm sure after 4 shows you know what the deal is. But, once again we are in the South Pacific, on yet another island. This time instead of 16 strangers coming together, we have 8 people on each tribe that actually know each other, yet they don't know the people on the other tribe. Well, lets introduce everyone. On the Gawdblessamerica tribe we have:
Jay
Silent Bob *Jeff gives a funny look, Bob narrows his eyes at him. Jeff goes on*
Bethany
Bartleby
Loki
Rufus
Serendipity
And Metatron
*Jeff mumbles to himself...* Where do all these people come from? What kind of name is Bartleby or Metatron? *He remembers that he's being taped so he goes on*
Jeff: All of the people on that tribe came from Redbank, New Jersey to be here. They are made up of angels, a dead apostle, two prophets, and the last scion? *Jeff gives another weird look* Oh well... On the Englandrocks tribe we have:
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
Draco Malfoy
Minerva McGonagall
Albus Dumbledore
Hagrid ?
And Severus Snape
*Jeff mumbles to himself again...* Now those names are better! *He looks back at the camera.* That tribe is made up of witches and wizards. *Jeff gulps* So survivors are you ready?
*There are yells of yeah and all of that from the crowed*
Jeff: Here are maps to your campsites. *Jeff hands one to Severus and one to Metatron* Good luck!
*Nobody moves and Jeff gets anxious*
Jeff: You can go now, please!
*All the survivors head off towards there campsites*
*The camera follows the Gawdblessamerica tribe*
Jay: This blows. When are going to get some water?
Metatron: In time Jay. Why don't you just drink some seawater? I'm sure it wouldn't affect you of all people.
Jay: Are you crazy man? I heard that stuff makes your mind go nuts or something like that. * Silent Bob nods*
Serendipity: Duh, what did you think Metatron meant by saying it wouldn't affect you?
Jay: I'm not crazy. The only crazy person here is Bartleby.
Bartleby: Hey! I took a year of anger management classes just to make all that anger go away, and you go back and insult me? *He begins to cry and runs to Loki*
Jay: *cough*queer*cough*
Bartleby: All right buddy, BRING IT ON! *Bartleby tries to go and beat Jay up but Loki holds him back, a nd Silent Bob holds Jay back*
*Camera now follows the Englandrocks tribe*
Draco: I want to go home, this is no place for high-class people like me to be!
Harry: Ah shut up, Malfoy. You wouldn't know what survival was if it came an bit you on the--
All: HARRY!
Harry: Sor-ry...
Hermione: I say when we get to the site we use our magic skills o build us a shelter. We're going to have to be better equipped, no pun intended, then that other tribe if we want to survive in this place!
*Everyone nods*
Ron: Wait a second that rock looks awfully familiar. I think we are going in circles.
Severus: I've been reading the map right the whole time, Weasley. Another comment like that and I'll take away one thousand points from Gryffindor in advance.
*Ron just shrugs* Maybe the map is wrong, Professor.
Severus: Wrong? Why would they give us a map that is incorrect?
Albus: Something foul is afoot...
Harry: Yeah and he's hiding behind that bush. *Harry points to a bush not far away where Jeff is hiding laughing his booty off*
Draco: I say we beat him up and steal the real map.
Minerva: Now Mr. Malfoy there is no use for violence here. Just go ask her politely for the map.
*Draco rolls his eyes. And goes to ask Jeff for the map, but instead he sees a sign with their tribe name on it.*
Draco: Hey guys! It's over here!
*They all run to the site*
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A/N: Okay now tell me what you think. Any suggestions, a comment even critiques. Flames are appreciated!
A/N: I cut off the cast by some... Just felt like it. Characters will be OOC, especially Jay and all them so I can make this appropriate for Harry Potter fans of *all* ages!
~Chapter 1~
*Survivor theme song plays then pans off to the host Jeff Probst*
Jeff: Hello, and welcome to Survivor. I'm sure after 4 shows you know what the deal is. But, once again we are in the South Pacific, on yet another island. This time instead of 16 strangers coming together, we have 8 people on each tribe that actually know each other, yet they don't know the people on the other tribe. Well, lets introduce everyone. On the Gawdblessamerica tribe we have:
Jay
Silent Bob *Jeff gives a funny look, Bob narrows his eyes at him. Jeff goes on*
Bethany
Bartleby
Loki
Rufus
Serendipity
And Metatron
*Jeff mumbles to himself...* Where do all these people come from? What kind of name is Bartleby or Metatron? *He remembers that he's being taped so he goes on*
Jeff: All of the people on that tribe came from Redbank, New Jersey to be here. They are made up of angels, a dead apostle, two prophets, and the last scion? *Jeff gives another weird look* Oh well... On the Englandrocks tribe we have:
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
Draco Malfoy
Minerva McGonagall
Albus Dumbledore
Hagrid ?
And Severus Snape
*Jeff mumbles to himself again...* Now those names are better! *He looks back at the camera.* That tribe is made up of witches and wizards. *Jeff gulps* So survivors are you ready?
*There are yells of yeah and all of that from the crowed*
Jeff: Here are maps to your campsites. *Jeff hands one to Severus and one to Metatron* Good luck!
*Nobody moves and Jeff gets anxious*
Jeff: You can go now, please!
*All the survivors head off towards there campsites*
*The camera follows the Gawdblessamerica tribe*
Jay: This blows. When are going to get some water?
Metatron: In time Jay. Why don't you just drink some seawater? I'm sure it wouldn't affect you of all people.
Jay: Are you crazy man? I heard that stuff makes your mind go nuts or something like that. * Silent Bob nods*
Serendipity: Duh, what did you think Metatron meant by saying it wouldn't affect you?
Jay: I'm not crazy. The only crazy person here is Bartleby.
Bartleby: Hey! I took a year of anger management classes just to make all that anger go away, and you go back and insult me? *He begins to cry and runs to Loki*
Jay: *cough*queer*cough*
Bartleby: All right buddy, BRING IT ON! *Bartleby tries to go and beat Jay up but Loki holds him back, a nd Silent Bob holds Jay back*
*Camera now follows the Englandrocks tribe*
Draco: I want to go home, this is no place for high-class people like me to be!
Harry: Ah shut up, Malfoy. You wouldn't know what survival was if it came an bit you on the--
All: HARRY!
Harry: Sor-ry...
Hermione: I say when we get to the site we use our magic skills o build us a shelter. We're going to have to be better equipped, no pun intended, then that other tribe if we want to survive in this place!
*Everyone nods*
Ron: Wait a second that rock looks awfully familiar. I think we are going in circles.
Severus: I've been reading the map right the whole time, Weasley. Another comment like that and I'll take away one thousand points from Gryffindor in advance.
*Ron just shrugs* Maybe the map is wrong, Professor.
Severus: Wrong? Why would they give us a map that is incorrect?
Albus: Something foul is afoot...
Harry: Yeah and he's hiding behind that bush. *Harry points to a bush not far away where Jeff is hiding laughing his booty off*
Draco: I say we beat him up and steal the real map.
Minerva: Now Mr. Malfoy there is no use for violence here. Just go ask her politely for the map.
*Draco rolls his eyes. And goes to ask Jeff for the map, but instead he sees a sign with their tribe name on it.*
Draco: Hey guys! It's over here!
*They all run to the site*
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A/N: Okay now tell me what you think. Any suggestions, a comment even critiques. Flames are appreciated!
