Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters feature in this cool little story.... DARN!

A/N: Sorry if this sucks... I'm not in the best mood right now, since my best friends went to see the preview of Harry Potter and they didn't even invite me but they invited my sister. Worth rotting in Hell for, eh?

*DAY 2*
*The camera first goes to the GawdblessAmerica tribe where Loki is sitting teaching a snake to make a sand castle.*

Loki: "And that is how you make a sand castle, Mr. Tador. Any questions? Oh yeah that's right your a snake you can't talk... Oh well."

*Bartleby wakes up to hear Loki talking to Mr. Tador. So he comes out of the tent and walks over to them.*

Bartleby: "Loki, what on Earth are you doing?"

*Loki hears Bartleby so he picks up Mr.Tador and throws him in a tree.*

Loki: "Nothing, why?"

*Bartleby shakes his head.*

Bartleby: "Nevermind. Hey isn't here something we are supposed to do now?" *Bartleby looks confused*

*Loki shrugs and begins to knock down his castle.*

Bartleby: "Oh yeah! We have to go find the little note thingy so we can do the challenge thingy..."

*Loki nods and starts walking. Bartleby follows. Moments later they come to a little tree that has a note tube tied to it. Bartleby takes it in his hand and opens it. He pulls out a small note, nothing fancy, and he begins to read:

Bartleby: "Go to the clearing in the middle of the island! NOW!"

Loki: "Wow how original." *Loki starts to hum the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.*

Bartleby: "Come on Loki..."

*Bartleby starts to walk back towards the campsite with Loki dancing around behind him.*

*When they get back to the campsite, still no one is up.*

Bartleby: "Lazy people. You don't go on Survivor to sleep you come on Survivor to be awake and to eat buggies and to eat rice all day everyday no matter what...."

*Loki looks at Bartleby weird. Bartleby just smiles and walks off, trying to find his little blankie with the cows on it.*

*Loki thinks for a moment and then comes up with an idea.*

Loki: "OH MY GOD! BARTLEBY'S GONE CRAZY AGAIN! GOD SAVE ME!"

*Loki stands and watches as everyone comes running out of the tents they had made. Loki begins to laugh when they are all out*

Loki: "Gotcha! Oh You should have seen your faces. Bartleby crazy? Nah!" *Loki falls over laughing.*
"Oh and by the way we have to go to this incentive challenge thing now. It said NOW so hurry up and get ready ! Bartleby and I have been waiting for you to get up all day...."

*They all glare at Loki then walk off. Bartleby comes back to join Loki.*

Bartleby: "Now what's this about me being crazy?"

*Loki shrugs*

*A few minutes later they all head off to the clearing in the middle of the island.*

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*commercial break!*

Lady: "Hey, look it's the Reebok guys!"

*Everyone in the commercial dances as the Reebok guys walk down the street with Johnny Knocksville.*

Reebok Guys: "I guess they don't love you anymore Johnny..."

*Johnny looks at them and laughs as two grocery carts run them over. Bam and Steve-O get out and give a thumbs-up sign to Johnny. All the crowd looks aghast.*

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Jeff: "Welcome Survivor's to your first incentive challenge. Today, since I am tired and have a huge hangover, oh thanks for the tequila Metatron, we will have a contest to see who can stay quiet for the longest. What the f..."

*Johnny, Bam, and Steve-O Go flying by in grocery carts. Everyone watches after them except Loki who is watching a centipede*

Jeff: "Well, anyways. Survivors ready? GO!"

Loki: "This is such a fun contest!" *Two guys come in and pull Loki out. Draco snickers so they pull him out to.*

*A few minutes later only Harry, Hermione, Snape, Metatron, Bethany, and Serendipity are left.*

*Another few minutes late only Hermione and Metatron are left...*

*A few hours later they are still there...*

*Jeff is sleeping in a nearby tree while the Survivors that had already talked are playing strip poker, Snape was losing...*

*Hermione comes up with an idea. Not her usual bright ideas either*

Hermione: "Screw this! We should both win!"

*All the Survivors gasp.*

Harry: "Hermione! You stupid girl! You lost it for us! What kinda bright idea was that?!"

*Hermione shrugs and shakes Metatron's hand. He smiles and then does a touchdown dance. Loki laughs and falls into a fire. He jumps out.*

Loki: "I'm okay. Just alittle burnt. Mmmmmm I smell hotdogs..."

*All the Survivors laugh.*

* Jeff pops out of sleep*

Jeff: "No mommy I didn't have sex with the pie!"

*All the survivors laughs again*

Jay: "Ew man a pie? You can do better then that!" *Silent Bob nods*

*Jeff smirks at him and climbs out of the tree.*

Jeff: "Well Metatron, you one the first incentive challenge for your team, and your prize is a bottle of Tequila. Wowsers I'm so good...."

*All the Survivors groan.*

Jeff: "What!? I am."

*Metatron grabs the tequila from him.*

Jeff: "Hey!"

Metatron: "It's mine now!"

*All the Survivors get a worried look on their faces and run off to their campsites.*

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A/N: Any suggestions or comments? I think it's pretty funny! But ya know that's just me!