Bad Couples in Fanfiction I've Been Known to Want to Write:
(to couple Ripperette's 'Worst Couples in FanFiction)
And they go like THIS:
1.) Raven/Jeff Hardy -- because they just seem to click.
2.) R.V.D./Vince McMahon -- I won't even tell you why.
3.) The Rock/Chris Jericho -- it makes for an interesting beer scene.
4.) Chris Jericho/The Rock -- Because Chris Jericho ALWAYS is on the bottom . . .
5.) Matt/Jeff Hardy -- because incest is ~different~.
6.) Me/Anyone else -- well, hey . . .
7.) Triple H/Stephanie McMahon -- oh gee, NO ONE writes these.
8.) Chris Jericho/Stephanie McMahon -- I'm interested, but iffy.
9.) Kane/ANYONE -- I don't know. Kane lemons aren't my thing.
10.) Tajiri/Mick Foley -- reach out and touch someone.
11.) Sting/Lance Storm -- I just wanna see what would happen.
12.) Matt Hardy/Chris Jericho -- GOD, would that be boring.
13.) Trish Stratus/Jeff Hardy -- another boring one.
14.) Matt Hardy/Lita -- it was a two second longing.
15.) Christian/HHH -- *shrug*
16.) Jeff Hardy/Seifer Almasy -- *koff* Me'sa dork. *koff*
17.) Jeff Hardy/A rock star girl -- egad . . .
18.) Jeff Hardy/Marilyn Manson -- wait, I DO like this one.
19.) Jeff Hardy/Chris Jericho -- too much hair dye . . .
20.) Booker T./Test -- those cheeeeeeeeeks . . .
This is NOT meant to offend anyone! I would love to READ these couples, and/or any other coupling! Het, homo, mix, I love fanfiction! SEND SEND SEND, DO NOT OFFEND.
And if any of you want to bug me to write one of these pairings or another, I need ideas. That would be soooo awesome.
I'll write anything for you.
*holds up 'Will Write for Weapons' sign*
(to couple Ripperette's 'Worst Couples in FanFiction)
And they go like THIS:
1.) Raven/Jeff Hardy -- because they just seem to click.
2.) R.V.D./Vince McMahon -- I won't even tell you why.
3.) The Rock/Chris Jericho -- it makes for an interesting beer scene.
4.) Chris Jericho/The Rock -- Because Chris Jericho ALWAYS is on the bottom . . .
5.) Matt/Jeff Hardy -- because incest is ~different~.
6.) Me/Anyone else -- well, hey . . .
7.) Triple H/Stephanie McMahon -- oh gee, NO ONE writes these.
8.) Chris Jericho/Stephanie McMahon -- I'm interested, but iffy.
9.) Kane/ANYONE -- I don't know. Kane lemons aren't my thing.
10.) Tajiri/Mick Foley -- reach out and touch someone.
11.) Sting/Lance Storm -- I just wanna see what would happen.
12.) Matt Hardy/Chris Jericho -- GOD, would that be boring.
13.) Trish Stratus/Jeff Hardy -- another boring one.
14.) Matt Hardy/Lita -- it was a two second longing.
15.) Christian/HHH -- *shrug*
16.) Jeff Hardy/Seifer Almasy -- *koff* Me'sa dork. *koff*
17.) Jeff Hardy/A rock star girl -- egad . . .
18.) Jeff Hardy/Marilyn Manson -- wait, I DO like this one.
19.) Jeff Hardy/Chris Jericho -- too much hair dye . . .
20.) Booker T./Test -- those cheeeeeeeeeks . . .
This is NOT meant to offend anyone! I would love to READ these couples, and/or any other coupling! Het, homo, mix, I love fanfiction! SEND SEND SEND, DO NOT OFFEND.
And if any of you want to bug me to write one of these pairings or another, I need ideas. That would be soooo awesome.
I'll write anything for you.
*holds up 'Will Write for Weapons' sign*
