Sakura in Paris 2
Part Three: Wars and Shops
Max: You know, for a haunted place, these woods were pretty peaceful last night.
Ms. Sinic (nodding): I had a great night's sleep. How 'bout you, Ameoba Boy?
Ameoba Boy: Dark.....screams.....crackings.....scary....
Max: Riiiiiight. Raye, what's wrong.
Raye (angrily but sniffling): What's wrong? What's wrong?!!? I'll tell ya what's wrong! Ameoba Boy bent The Long Patrol, that's what's wrong!!
Max: Say it with me everyone...
Everyone: My friends are wak!!
Psycho: Cousin Blair! Quit hiding! I can see you behind that oak tree! Or is that a pine tree? I never did know trees very well.
Blair Witch: Awwww, Cousin Psycho! I was going to scare you guys!!
Psycho: With friends like mine, nothing's scary anymore.
Everybody: Preach it, Sister!!
{Disclaimer}
Don't own crap.
British Lady: Do you swear?
Every damn day.
The next morning, shortly after 8:00, Ranea came to attempt to wake the sleeping girls.
"Chere`s! Time to get up! Madame` Marie wants an early start!"
Luckily for Ranea, the french girl had extremely good reflexes. As two pillows came hurtling towards her face, Ranea dodged into the bathroom.
Retrieving the fallen pillow ammunition, Ranea threw them back towards their owners.
Unfortunately for Sakura and Madison, they were too sleepy to dodge the pillows as Ranea had.
SMACK!
SMACK!
Madison and Sakura blinked, their hair sticking up everywhere and their faces squashed flat.
"Ranea, now you know, this mean WAR!!!!!"
After waiting for an hour downstairs for the girls to make their appearances, Li decided to go and see what in the heck was going on.
As Li climbed the stairs, the screams and cries of the Great Pillow War reached his ears, closely followed by several large clouds of white goose-feathers.
Coughing and wading through the fluffy feathers {Cool! Alliteration!}, Li reached the stairs without drowning in the tidal waves of white wisps {Alliteration yet again!}.
"What'n the Hell?" Li questioned softly as a pillow sailed across the room, missing his nose by millimeters and blowing his hair everywhere.
Not heeding the stunned boy, the three girls continued their War. Ranea ducked behind her barricade of the fireplace grill after tossing an extremely large pillow at Sakura. As Madison deflected the bomb, Sakura's own pillows rained down on Ranea's head.
"Die die die die die!!" Sakura cried, laughing manically as Ranea struggled to breathe and escape from under the growing mountain of deadly white linen and feathers.
"Who ever thought fluffy pillows were so deadly?" Madison mused quietly.
Sakura stopped laughing for a moment, but didn't cease her deadly hail of Cozy-Comfort Pillows.
"Yeah! Hey, Madison! You could make a documentary out of this! "Attack of the Killer Kozies"!"
Maidson's face brightened up considerably. "That is such a great idea!!! What a great new project for me!!!"
Li's sweat had dropped quite low during all of this, but now it seemed to be sinking into the floor.
Clearing his throat, Li struggled to gain their attention. "Excuse me, girls....girls? Are you listening to me?"
Ranea took a wheezy breath as she pulled herself free from her pillow prison {I'm going a little too waky with this alliteration thing, don't ya think?}. Waving a small white flag, she croaked out, "I give up! I give up! Never 'ave I seen such 'orrible carnage! This was even worse than that riot at the mall for the new Poke`mon video game!"
Sakura and Madison proudly struck heroic poses.
"Shall we make her sign a treaty?"
"How does the Treaty of Versailles sound?"
"Nah, I think the Treay of Ranea's-Promise-To-Never-Wake-Us-Up-Before-10:00-Ever-Again sounds better."
"GIRLS!!!!!!! ARE YOU DONE YET!!?!?!?!?" Li yelled loudly from the doorway.
The girls' sweatsdropped and the three giggled nervously.
"Oh, um, hi, Li...."
"Sorry about that..."
"It'll never 'appen again...."
Li nodded angrily, crossing his arms. "It had better not! I was ashamed to see you three act in such a way. Why, it even made me consider whether or not to-"
While Li rambled on, the three girls nodded to each other, raising their pillows.
"And I don't think that that display was suitable for girls at your age-"
SMACKSMACKSMACK!!
As the pillows slid from Li's face, the unconscious boy fell back and the girls high-fived, laughing uncontrollably.
"Oooooh! There's a Suncoast! And an Acme Comics! Oh! And an Udders Ice-Cream Shop!! There's so many great places in this mall, Li!" Sakura cried eagerly, pointing at her favorite stores, skipping along bouncily, and squealing in extremely high decibles whenever she saw "something she had to have!".
Madison's camera whirrled loudly as she focused in on a kissing couple seated on a bench in front of the video arcade, where Sakura was currently losing over fifty-dollars.
"This place is so full of wonderful shots!!" Madison exclaimed excitedly as the couple stared at her strangely.
Ranea giggled nervously and grabbed Madison by her shirt collar, pulling her away and mumbling apologies to the couple in french.
Letting Madison go, Ranea stared at her frostily. As Madison's camera zoomed in on the girl's pissed expression, she gulped.
"What do you think you are doing?!?!"
Madison smiled nervously. "Taping things?"
"You 'ad better be careful about what you tape from now on, Madison! You do not want to get certain people in Paris angered with you!"
Madison sighed and clicked her camera off, snapping the lenscap back in place.
"Sorry, Ranea. I'll try to be more careful from now on."
Sakura and Li came walking up, Sakura hugging an extremely large and extremely purple bear that Li had won for her.
"What time is it, Ranea?" Li asked as Sakura cooed at her bear, trying to decide whether she should name him "Fuzzy-Whumpums or Mr. Snuggle-by".
Ranea glanced down at her silver watch. "About a quarter 'til two."
"And when do we have to meet up with Grannie Marie and Jacque?"
"Three o' clock."
"Good! That means we've got an hour left to shop!" Sakura squealed happily. Her three friends winced visibly.
"Great.... Hey, Ranea?" Madison asked.
"Hmmm?"
"Where exactly did Grannie Marie and Jacque go?"
"Somewhere that 'ad "special and wonderful memories". I've no clue where that is, though."
Grannie Marie sighed happily and leaned back in the velvet carriage seat.
"This is so relaxing," she said quietly.
Jacque nodded as he watched the trees overhead.
"Remember when we were just young children, Jacque? When we used to come to this park everyday and take carriage rides in wonderful open carriages like this one?"
"'Ow could I forget?"
As Madison and Li struggled to help Sakura carry one of her overflowing bags containing imported mangas, videos, figurines, dolls, ect. ect., Ranea looked down to her silver watch again.
"We 'ad better 'urry, guys! It's nearly three, and we don't want to miss the concert, do we?"
How was it? Yeah I know, Jacque and Marie do have a little thing going on.... But they've been practically a couple for over forty years now! Gimme a break! Although Marie was married to Sakura's grandpa until about seven or eight years ago, Jacque and her were never really together. They had a flame for each other years before, but it never worked out. Now it looks like the flame's rekindling....
Max (pulling her hair out): Enough! Enough! Make it all stop!
Ms. Sinic: Make what all stop?
Max: The horrible mental pictures of those two geezers together!
Raye & Ms. Sinic: I think it's romantic...
(Both sigh and flutter their eyelashes.)
Max (sweatdropping): Dear God, please help me...
Ameoba Boy (screaming as he runs by the three): DEAR GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
Psycho: But Ameoba Boy! Chucky just wants to say hi....
Chucky: I will kill you with a garden hoe!
Psycho: Among other things....
Ameoba Boy: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE!!! HELP ME!!!!
Max (sighing): We better go help him.
(Ms. Sinic and Raye stare blankly at Heather.)
Both: And why should we?
Max: Because he just asked us to in the name of all that is good and pure. Which means he just asked for help in Logan's name, so now I am forced to help him.
(The three give chase after the other two {and a half including Chucky}....)
