Sakura in Paris 2
Part Five: Lazy Days
(Ameoba Boy is staring stupidly at the treehouse looming above him in disbelief.)
Ameoba Boy (thinking): I've finally finished it!
Ameoba Boy (as he collapses at Ms. Sinic, Max, and Raye's feet.): It's........done......
(Ameoba Boy has singlehandedly built a giant treehouse fort for the Gang in one of the tallest trees in the Blair Woods. The tree house looks like something out of Swiss Family Robinson....)
Raye: Congrats, Ameoba Boy! You actually did something right for once.
(Ameoba Boy is unable to hear her praise.....He's too busy being unconscious.)
Psycho: Great! Let's move in and start decorating!
(Skips towards the tree's ladder with Blair Witch effigies and small animal skeletons.Everyone's sweatdrops.)
Max: Um, Psycho?
(Psycho stops hanging a Blair Witch effigy and turns in question.)
Psycho: Yeah, Max?
Max: What'n the Hell do you think you're doing?
Psycho: Makin' the treehouse feel like home!
(Everyone sweatdrops.)
Ms. Sinic: Let's get inside. Chucky and the Blair Witch should be back in an hour or so.
(Ameoba Boy suddenly regains consciousness.)
Ameoba Boy: Wheredidtheygo? (His brain seems to have been scrambled a bit. He's probably just having a minor burnout.)
Raye: To destroy the F-ing Four.
Heaven: Watch your language Raye.
Raye: I'll cuss as many f-ing bloody times I well and f-ing please!
Max: Do you get the idea that she likes to say f-ing?
{Author's Note: Cover the youngins eyes from the last few sentences. I had to let loose my agression and hatred somehow....}
{Disclaimer}
Ms. Sinic & Max: What are you doing, Raye?
Raye (Humming happily): I'm digging the F-ing Four's graves.
(Two sweats drop.)
Max: Um, Ange?
Raye: Yeah?
Max: How do you know that Chucky and Blair will succeed in their mission of murder?
Raye: I just know! I mean, c'mon Max! Those two are the most evil entities in the entire world. Other than us. How can they fail?
Ms. Sinic (sighing): Just stop digging for a minute and say your disclaimer.
Raye (while still digging.): Me no own Cardcaptors. Clamp do.
(Max and Ms. Sinic pat Raye's back as they wrest the shovel from her.)
Max: Good Raye. Let's go get your medication now.....
Madison sighed happily as she lazed on the soft grass in her bikini.
"This is paradise. Pure and simple." Madison said as she stretched and pulled her sunglasses on.
Sakura nodded sleepily and patted Kero, who was strectched out on a washcloth next to her. Kero swatted the hand away and struggled to reach his back with suntan lotion.
"Sakura! Quit it! I've got to get this crud on! I don't want to get sunburned!"
"What color would Kero turn if he did get sunburned? Purple?" Madison questioned uninterestedly.
"And just what are you implying?" Kero asked coldly.
"Nothing. I was just wondering."
Kero snorted angrily, finished with his suntan lotion, and pulled a pair of ridiculously large, red-tinted sunglasses on that dwarfed his head immensely.
"Sakura?! Where are you!" Li called from the porch.
Sakura snapped out of her lazy reverie long enough to wave to the faraway boy.
"We're out here by the pond, Li! Come on over!"
As Li walked up, he suddenly noticed that the two girls were wearing their bikinis. Blushing furiously, he turned and began talking to them facing the mansion.
"Grannie Marie wants to know if you want some lunch brought out." Li said, struggling to keep his voice steady and his mind clean.
"Li? Why are you talking to us like that?" Sakura questioned innocently.
"Well....you know.....you're.....in.......your bikinis." Li faltered, turning beyond beet-red.
Sakura and Madison struggled to smother giggles. Kero snored uproarishly on, oblivious to anything going on around him.
"You don't have to be so embarrassed, Li! Come on! You can turn around!" Sakura said laughingly, sitting up.
Li turned around slowly, his eyes closed. "I still don't think I should..."
"Li! We're only in bikinis. It's not like we're nude or something." Sakura said through her giggles.
Li began turning bright red again at that comment, still refusing to open his eyes.
"Come on, Li! Get used to it!"
Li's eyes opened into tiny slits, then a tiny bit wider before snapping shut again, his blush deepening even more.
Madison giggled. She didn't think Li could turn any more redder.
"Li. I demand you open your eyes!" Sakura said, standing and crossing her arms impatiently.
Li's eyes opened again. "I just-"
"Get over it!" Sakura said laughingly. "I don't think you should be so embarrassed over me wearing a bikini! It's not anything that horribly revealing."
Li blushed again. That's strange. Her bikini seems pretty revealing to me...
Sakura sighed. "Let's go get our lunch and come back out, Madison. And Li can get changed and come out too!"
The two girls ran off giggling loudly, leaving Li to blush even more.
Short, I know, but I'm busy waiting for Chucky and Blair to come back!
(Raye is sitting in the treehouse window, dressed in camoflouge and war-paint, wearing a helmet covered in twigs and grass, binoculars up to her eyes. She'd look much more professional if her helmet was an actual army one, instead of a bright orange bike helmet. And her war-paint isn't quite paint....try magenta lipstick....)
Max: Raye-
Raye: AHHHHH!!! UP AND READY TROOPS!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!
(Stops suddenly and realizes it's Max.)
Raye: Oops. Sorry, Max.
Ms. Sinic (as Max is wiggling a finger in her defeaned ear): Raye, what do you think you're doing up this late? It's nearly one.
Raye: I thought I heard some noises, so I thought I'd be ready for anything. Oh, and I'm starting to worry about Chucky and Blair. They should have been back hours ago. I wonder what's taking them?
Max: I think you need some sleep and another dose of your meds.
Raye: No! I don't want to go to bed yet! Just a bit longer!
(Blair Witch suddenly floats through the door.)
Max & Raye & Ms. Sinic: Blair? Where's Chucky?
Blair Witch: I've some horrible news....
(Three gasp)
Max: He isn't...
Ms. Sinic: Dead?
(Blair Witch shakes her head solemnly.)
Blair Witch: I'm afraid it's worse. Much worse. He's fallen in love with the B.O.S.
(Stunned silence.)
Raye (wailing sadly): Is there nothing good left in this world?!?! Why must God be so cruel?!!?
(Begins sobbing uncontrollably.)
