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A/N- heheh another wacky co-written fic by wicked one and Elizabeth L. Digby
Look! It's a rare silver-eyed werewolf! They hate to be touched and will chew the arm off of whoever touches them! Let's go pet it!
Here we see the most venomous flobberworm in the world! We must be careful when handling this vicious beast! CRIKEY IT FLOBBERED ON ME! I only have 10 seconds to live! *Hermione's voice comes on* Harry must find a antidote in less then 10 seconds or he will burst into flames and die. *Harry bursts into flames and dies.... until the next thingy*
*shot of a cute little fire salamander running along a sand dune, out of no where Harry flings himself at the salamander, misses and gets a face full of sand, as the salamander disappears*
That is a Unicorn standing over there. They only like to be touched by maidens and if any man was to touch them they turn into an angry bloodsucking monster.... Oh I have to get one of those for the west Wizard zoo! *Pets Unicorn* Crikey!
Here we see the common sidekick *pokes long stick at a waving Ron* they are fairly useless little creatures, unless in mortal peril or wanting comic relief. When crossed they can be vicious blokes, this particular one has been known to disembody action figures*
CRIKEY! It's the dangerous Dark Wizard Voldemort! If anyone were to provoke it you would be dead in a second! *Pokes Voldemort with stick*
Wowe! I haven't seen mates in such a long time! Crikey what a treat! Your all right mate, your all right! *looks to Hermione* Hun? What is this again? *Voice over from Hermione* What Harry is handling right now is the most endangered and feared insect in the world, just touching it can be fatal due to the poisonous glands located in the skin *back to Harry* YOZA!!!! *throws thing half way across the earth*
*Carmen(one of the authors) decides to take a turn and points to Harry* Witches and Wizards I would like to present *drumroll* The most stupidest man alive! *Harry smiles and nods then picks up a rabies infected rat and gets bit on the nose*
Look at that! It's the biggest fire lizard I've ever seen! *turns to Hermione* Hun, Its by you try and get it! *Hermione chases the Lizard until it turns around and runs towards her. Hermione runs away, with the lizard chasing her, screaming at the top of her lungs.
*Harry is mowing the lawn in the dragon enclosure at West Wizard Zoo, when the large Hungarian Horntail decides its weenie-roasting time* CRIKEY! THAT HURTS! *runs still flaming to the firecrab tank, and dunks head, before realizing that is not much better*
First A/N (From Elizabeth aka Elizabeth L. Digby)- My god did I just help write that?
Second A/N (From Carmen aka wicked one)- Well thanks for reading! Please R&R, hope you had fun! And yes Elizabeth.... You did help write this…
