Chapter 11
"You heard me. Pregnant."
"What? How? Who? When? What?
"Pregnant. Sex. Erik. I don't know the exact date. Pregnant."
"Whoa, wait! Erik? Erik Jones? Erik "O" Jones got you pregnant? I thought he was gay!"
"He is! But we both wanted kids. So, we just, tried. And it worked."
"Then why are you crying? If you got what you wanted?"
"I'm scared! What's going to happen? What if something happens? What's going to happen to the baby? And if nothing happens, it won't be normal. It will have a mom, and a gay dad. That's not normal! It will get teased and everything! We made its life miserable! Why didn't we think of all this before??"
"It's okay! Calm down!"
"Easy for you to say, you don't have to deal with all this shit!"
"Well, maybe not a gay father of my child, but Eva? I'm pregnant too!"
"What? When?"
"I found out earlier today! It's with Charlie, of course, but I can see why you're upset."
"What am I going to do??"
"Well, maybe it will be a miscarry!"
"No! It's not. It's to healthy to die, and it has a gay father!"
"That shouldn't matter. As long as you and Erik love it, it will all be fine! No one will know anyway. It's not that big."
Eva took a deep breath. "I don't know. I just, this is stupid. Erik is my best friend in the whole world. So we had a kid, how much fun will this be? This will be great! It's fine! I'm okay."
Jody smiled. "Eva, I'm really sorry, but I have to go. Me and Charlie have to go call everyone else and tell them. But congrats, okay? It will be fine! Trust me. Bye!"
"See ya Jody!"
Jody hung up and opened the door. Charlie was sitting on the couch, flipping through TIME magazine. "Please! Who was it?"
"Eva. She's pregnant too."
"Charlie flung the magazine across the room and stood up. "WHAT??"
"Whoa Charlie, chill out. She's pregnant."
"With who?"
"Erik." Jody explained.
"Erik Jones?"
"Yeah, funny isn't it?"
"I guess, more weird. But what would you expect from them? They practically bathe together anyway. They live together, why wouldn't this happen?"
"Charlie? Are you okay?"
"Nope. I can't think straight at all. Because I'M HAVING A BABY!!" Charlie said. He picked Jody up and spun her around.
"How many times are you going to do that in one day?"
"I don't know. But I will until you and our baby get to fat to lift."
"Charlie! That was rude!"
Charlie smiled and put her down. "I'm sorry. But I told you, I can't think clearly."
"Are you gonna be this way for the next 9 months? All of them? The whole way?"
"No. At some point I'll go totally insane and I won't be able to think at all."
Jody smiled and kissed Charlie.
