"You just have to show technology who's boss!"
-Cyan Garamonde

Cyan And The Cell Phone

One nice day in the month of October, Cyan of Doma had agreed to go to the Opera with Edgar and Setzer. He sat waiting for the King to decide which robe to wear ("This one? Nah...how 'bout THIS one - Egads! It has a STAIN on it! How can that BE?!) when he noticed something that made his blood run cold.
"A...DEVICE!" he cried in horror, staring at a small piece of black plastic on the table. "I'm in a room with a.....DEVICE!!!"
Just then, the door swung open and Setzer Gabbiani walked in. "Hi, Cyan!"
Cyan pointed to the table shakily. "W...what is that?" he demanded.
"A cell phone." Setzer replied. They sat waiting for an hour or two (how long could it take?! And how many robes could Edgar possibly own?! Seeing that he was a King, they had a feeling that number might be too high to comprehend), Cyan glancing nervously at the phone. Then Setzer stood up.
"Dammit, I forgot my wallet on the airship again! I'll be right back...."
"Don't leave me here alone!" Cyan begged, latching onto the gambler's arm. Setzer detatched him and left anyway. Cyan ran over to the door but it was locked. He tried to break the door down, when suddenly something happened.
The phone rang.
"AAAUGH!" Cyan stared at it in helpless terror. "AAAAAUGH! AAAAAAAAUGH!"
He went back to (trying to anyway) breaking the door down, and when THAT didn't work, started throwing books at the window. As you might have suspected, that did not work, either. And the phone was still ringing.
Finally, Cyan cautiously crept over to the table and picked up the phone. "Er...hello?" he asked meekly.
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? If you do, you'd better let him out!" There was a click, and the dial tone sounded.
Thoroughly bewildered, Cyan put the phone back on the table and returned to his chair to wait for Setzer. A few minutes later, after Cyan recovered from his crisis, Setzer returned.
"Is Edgar back YET?!" he demanded, sitting next to Cyan, who shook his head. Then the swordsman turned to Setzer and asked,
"And who is Prince Albert? Why would I put him in a can, anyway?"

THE END.