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Disclaimer- I do not own Labyrinth. I do not know who owns Labyrinth...prabably Gerge Lucas scince Jim Henson passed away. For all I know disney owns it. *bad thoughts bad thoughts* Its not that I am dissing Disney, far from, I love the company. This is what I'm thinking...what would Jareth look like in either animation, or whatever clothes disney would put him in. Or even the musical numbers...*To the song we are the Titans from Remember The Titans...if you haven't seen it, see it!*

Everywhere I go

People wanna know

Who I am

I am Jareth,

Mighty mighty Jareth *does that cute little slide thing*

*you get the idea...actually I couldn't remember any more of the song*

Now on to the fun stuff,

The answers to the quotes are, Robin Hood Men in Tights, and the answer to the second one is, Cats and Dogs.

For Robin Hood Men in Tights the winners are-

dawn

jarethluva4lyf

Claire Starling

Jenn

Emmy-chan

For Cats and Dogs the winners are-

jarethluva4lyf

Claire Starling

Demonica

And Unicorn Lady, don't worry I already got Jareth to reasure me that nothing will happen to either you or Mel...in case he does do something he has to fight my Fairy Folken Mother *FFM* until one of them loses all their glitter. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Now on to the story!!

Jareth finally pulled Kana back into the castle once they were done plotting how to kidnap Sarah's fish. And please note that because they are both blonds this took quite awhile...and if anyone asks how our brave listian-in-training's hair could stand all of this torture...none of us really know. So Jareth decided to ask her.

"How was your hair able to stand doing that?" Jareth asked Kana.

"Stand doing what? Staying out in the sun, or being hung out of the window?"

"Staying out in the sun. Just look at my hair, look at it! No matter what I try with it, I get out into that blazing orange *is it orange* sun and POOF! it frizzes then goes all limp...and all it takes is about three minutes! How can I rule this place if I can't go out of the castle! What did you do to keep your hair from frizzing?! You were out there for like an hour!" Jareth went on like this fretting around the room. *think teenage girl complaining about her hair...or not*

"I shampooed my hair this morning, but I don't see how that would be special. Maybe its different depending on what gender you are." Kana said after thinking *she is doing a lot of that lately ain't she*

"Why don't we test it"

"Okay, I have a test subject in mind."

"Who?"

"His name is Matt, and he is a bud. And according to our band teacher *who all love and admire...coughyeahrightcough* Matt has great hair."

"Alright, Mat then" Jareth pulled out one of his balls...I mean crystals *BAD THOUGHTS!* And turned it in his hand *VIRGIN EYES!* and then it dissapeared. *POOF!*

"Hi Matt." Kana waved as she looked at him and waved.

"Where am I?"

"You are in his castle" Kana pointed at Jareth.

"Oh...right..." Suddenly Matt ran toward Jareth picked him up and threw him out the window Kana, just a few hour ago, had been hanging out of.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Jareth screamed as he flew through the sky with the greatest of ease the daring young man on the flying trapeze. *sorry went into song mode there*

"What did you just do to my possible employer!" Kana screamed at Matt as she watched Jareth fall toward the labyrinth.

"I over threw him" Matt replied calmly as he watched Jareth make an unkingly plop on his but on the hill where Sarah had first started her journey. *wow some through...I didn't know Matt had it in him!*

"Explain yourself!"

"Well I only ment to through him onto that house." Matt pointed at one of the nearby goblin houses. "But, he went over it. So I overthrew him. And now the kingdom is MINE BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

*meanwhile out by the pond where we first met Hoggle*

Hoggle: "Oh look *pointing upwards* an Aster-"

*POW! Hoggle is hit by Jareth*

*from underneath Jareth*

"Oid"

What will happen to Jareth, Matt, and Kana. Well Jareth will have a Hoggle sized imprint on his butt. Matt will, most likely, sit in Jareth's chair. Kana will get a pay cut...wait!...she wasn't paid in the first place! So who knows what happens to her.

Now for the part you actually clicked to see this for...the movie quotes!!

This first one...if you ask me is a toufy so give it your best shot *I do not own the movie*-

I'm gonna go to my room now and cry.

Now for another quote. Now I haven't actually seen the movie...but I am almost positive it is said in the movie. Because it was said in the series all the time. *I do not own the movie or the series*

MMMMMOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!!

And the last one is going to be a bit easier *disclaimer I don't own this movie either*-

We dance, we kiss, we smooch, we carry on, we go home happy, what do ya say?

*I think that is how it goes, well if it isn't right here is another one from the same movie*

"What is that name again?!"

Sorry if those are tough. May the shwartx be with you. And I'll try to get the next chapter a little longer.